[tymorrowland]

imagine being gay and not respecting bisexual and trans people lmao yikes

[whitepeopletwitter]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[valtsv]

girls will say they "know a spot" then take you to the sacrificial altar

[valtsv]

girls will tell you "there's this really great place, it's a bit of a walk but it's worth it" then lead you to the middle of the forest and leave you there

[isappho-deactivated20240418]

did something happen

[valtsv]

can i get back to you on that one? i'm kind of being hunted for sport rn

[cheaphalloweencostume]

today the barista at Starbucks accidentally gave me a trienta instead of a venti (which was cool cause hey more coffee) and I pointed it out in case she wanted to switch it so she doesn’t get in trouble or something and she looked right at me in my eyes and said “I decide what you drink now”

[antiandrogen]

When you set foot in my store I become judge jury and executioner

[luxlightly]

Someone: “I want a cat/rabbit/other animal that will be super openly affectionate, go for walks, play fetch, not mind being handled rough, never be shy, and also I don’t want it to claw me or the furniture(so I’ll probably get it declawed) and I don’t want to ever clean a litter box or cage.”

Me: “Hey there’s this great new type of animal you might be interested in:”

Someone: “I want a dog but I don’t ever want to take it for walks or exercise it very much or let it outside and I want it to be fine with being left alone for longer periods of time and also never bark.”

Me:

Someone: “I want a cat or dog but I want to only feed it a vegan diet.”

Me:

Someone: “I want to have a pet but I basically never want to interact with it.”

Me:

Someone: “I want to get my kid a cute pet for Easter/Christmas!”

Me:

Get a pet that fits your needs. Don’t get a pet then try to force it to fit your lifestyle. Just because you saw a person walking a rabbit once doesn’t mean you can expect a rabbit to just be a dog. Just get a dog!

[justcatposts]

This made my day

[sandandglass]

[lilobears]

[safitheartist]

For context: This guy is a ex cop who is there to expose the fact that police heavily manipulate these statistics to cover up the truth. He aint a bad person who is lying, he is a good person who is pointing out that the police is lying.

[flyingtentacledlampfucker-deact]

any mention of black lives matter has disappeared off my dashboard so i thought y'all might want to know that police stormed a peaceful vigil in memory of elijah mcclain, attacking mourners with pepper spray. families were there. children were affected. this movement isnt over just because it’s no longer trendy.

[ourexes]

he came for his entire life holy shit

[holyromanhomo]

[thotticusrex]

you absolutely love to see it*

*Christopher Columbus's decapitated head lying on the ground

[wait-thats-illegal]

I genuinely thought this was another weird tumblr add

[y-o-u-t-h-s]

[losmuertosnosufren]

whoever got my voodoo doll, massage the back a lil pls

[toastpotent-deactivated20250619]

kitty litter would be a fucking great invention if it didn't turn the floor of our basement into the fucking sahara desert of poop particle sand because every goddamn time tony uses the litterbox he calmly takes his piss or shit but then when he goes to leave he busts out of there like koolaid man just found a pristine wall to bust through and in the process scatters litter as far as the naked eye can see. acting like he's a fucking olympian athlete about to do the long jump of the century fuckin. hannibal bustin through. i hate his stupid ass

[heartshapedbasil]

your man doesn’t have the mental strength to caramelize onions 

[maplebungus-deactivated20221118]

your man thinks it takes 5-10 minutes to caramelize onions

[dadbodbobby]

Who’s fucking carmelizing onions?

Have you sociopaths forgotten that apples exist?

[fuckdamn]

do you think caramelizing onions is putting caramel on onions

[feministtalks]

[kkachi95]

Sokka and Suki absolutely deserve more time with each other

[gaydemigod]

Suki made Sokka drink respect women juice one time and he proceeded to chug it for breakfast for the rest of his life