Spokane Sammi Rose

"Only the Flying Spaghetti Monster can judge you." - Winston Churchill

[ranaraeuchle]

[unforth]

Sometimes I think this is the darkest timeline and then I see the New York Times literally sharing Goncharov fanart

(art is credited to Elena Asofsky, no idea what their Tumblr name is, sorry. Article is here.)

...and I realize that the timeline can always get darker. (but it will never be as dark as the end of Goncharov, wtf was up with that?)

[seraph5]

Corporations *looking at Goncharov on Tumblr*: how are we supposed to sell on a platform that just makes up non-existent things? There's no stability or structure to the narrative of this media.

Tumblr citizens: Exactly. EXACTLY. now get out.

[oldpotatoe]

[nicostiel]

the trouble is, you think you have time.

GONCHAROV (1973) dir. Martin Scorsese

[mikugenesisevangelion]

rewatched goncharov last night and im down on my knees foaming at the mouth bc in the market sofia said 'all memory is treachery' and the last thing katya says to her is 'i wonder how you will remember me'

[dear-ao3]

still cant believe that kenny ortega based this line off of the train scene in martin scorsese's 1973 hit film, goncharov

[rocktavian]

you could call it character development – or maybe it’s just the average age of the userbase increasing – but either way, i highly appreciate this site’s cultural evolution from

2012 tumblr: maybe the curtains are just blue!!

to

2022 tumblr: detailed analyses of the themes and symbolism in a movie that has never even existed

[dxmerons]

if a white woman and a white god can have a 2000 something year age gap then a black woman and a latino god can have a 500 year age gap.

[livstarlight]

The conversation between Namora and Namor at the end of Wakanda Forever literally be the meme in another font of: "I know you think my judgment is clouded because I like her a little bit" "You doodled your wedding invitation" "No that's our joined tombstone" "My mystake"

EXCEPT HE MADE A WHOLE MURAL

[wenellyb]

Me, when someone asks me why the f*ck I ship Namor & Shuri:

[mydairpercabeth]

This is how he looks at Shuri… the way they will redefine enemies to lovers IM GOING INSANE

[mdccanon]

MCU Villain Character Motivations

Vulture: Tony Stark can trash the city in an alien brawl and get the credit and money for cleaning it up, but I can't keep my family fed?

Ronan the Accuser: 1,000 years of war does not end until I say it ends. I will win this dance battle and wipe Xandar off the star maps!

Sharon Carter: Thanks for remembering the little guy, Team Cap. Seven years too late, but it's the thought that counts, right?

The Kingpin: I think you owe an apology to Vanessa.

Namor, K'uk'ulkan, King of the Talocanians:

[aquavierra]

Is that a marriage proposal I witnessed or just an invitation to burn the world?

[thelastharbinger]

Okay but Namor and Shuri are the MCU's Hades and Persephone. Now I can't unsee it.

[aquavierra]

Is that a marriage proposal I witnessed or just an invitation to burn the world?

[mdmcduff]

“the world has taken too much from you for you to be considered a child”

M’BAKU STEPPING INTO A BIG BROTHER ROLE, HOW DARE RYAN COOGLER AND WINSTON DUKE DO THIS TO ME