certified time mismanager

Bill. 28. Steadily building my digital cabinet of curiosities.

[maybe-im-on-nobodys-side]

I love that vince gilligan isn't even from Albuquerque and didn't live near there until he was making shows about it. he's like a weeabo for New Mexico specifically

[dark-magician-girl-meets-world]

One of the machines broke down at the hyperbole factory. The situation is frustrating, but ultimately manageable.

[dark-magician-girl-meets-world]

It just started working again! This is the best day ever!

[ilovetodrinkwater]

LOL but seriously release the hounds

[secondbeatsongs]

hey. what the fuck does this mean

[obimomkenobi-deactivated2020062]

[kitchikishangout]

MY NAME, IS FRICKIN MOON MOON. I’D BE THE MOST IDIOTIC WOLF. ‘OH SHIT WHO BROUGHT FUCKING MOON MOON ALONG?’

[worldheritagepostorganization]

World Heritage Post

[memecucker]

concept: instead of “time traveller from the past is unimpressed by the present” it’s “time traveller from the past loves things we don’t like about modern society” like they think pollution is badass or something

[kragehund-again]

medieval peasant upon hearing the number of species that go extinct every day: fuck yeah, damn those beafts to hell

[snarling-through-our-smiles]

[hypokeimena]

image description: tweet by olayemi olurin @/msolurin, reading: There's no high like making a successful hail mary argument. A prosecutor once asked for bail on my client because he had like 63 convictions and I was like judge... 63 convictions sounds like a man who showed up to court at least 63 times. And the judge was like... yea you right /end description

[isabellecantread]

first rule of parasite infection is to have fun and be yourself

[lesbianmasterchief]

second rule is to start being something else

[miyakuli]

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[scoutsmoocrew]

This person needs to be arrested im going to cry

[sapper-in-the-wire-old]

How do you go through all the effort of setting up a sous vide to do this????

[swagforbirds]

never tell me that magic isnt real ever again when this is clear evidence of a person transmogrifing Meat into Wood

[thyrell]

i can transmogrify meat into wood by lookin at pictures of titties if ya get what im sayin

[weaselle]

hey, we all love tiddies here but this person has perpetrated a crime against nature and we need you stay focused

[hylianane]

functionally suicidal character saying “I would die for you” to their significant other and its like. I get the sentiment, honey, but if a hot dog vendor told me he’d sell hot dogs for me, I wouldn’t feel very moved now would I

[boringkate]

Murder is scary bc a lot of video games are about doing murders, so if someone does murders irl then it could lead to them becoming a gamer. You're literally becoming desensitized to gaming when you do murders.

[mangonetics]

I really really do not like gacha games on any level whatsoever but equally strong a hatred is the one i hold for people who call things "gooner bait" so as you can imagine I often find myself stabbing people in the back who I once thought of as comrades.

[mangonetics]

get behind me my horny friends, I will defend the boobs and butts and other such things in goddess of victory nikke to my dying breath. okay now get in front of me, I don't like gacha games.

[themysteriousmurasamecastle]

[innerchildabortionclinic]

the agnostic slander posts I really can't disagree with despite technically being agnostic

[techtonicactivity]

#nobody knows whether you agree or disagree

[dogpuppy]

[sailatina3]

[papasmoke]

How committed are you to embarrassing yourself online?

im ready to die for this