[spongeballz]

LOVE IS STORED IN THE SPONGE

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[courtmartialme]

i know everyone is tired of hearing it from me but i'll never be free from how people think you can only ship a het ship WOKELY if the man is a pathetic useless idiot and the girl babysits and pegs him and has the personality of a door. i promise you won't get your woke card revoked if you spend five minutes of your time to consider the girl has a personality and the guy might be a competent person. and maybe she likes getting dicked down and is a little pathetic too. have you considered also liking the girl and maybe wanting her to be a spoiled baby too? also I'll Kill You

[unalivejournal]

Ok. What you're gonna want to do is chop up a cucumber and put it in a bowl. Then you're gonna sprinkle a generous portion of salt on top. Then you're gonna drizzle them with a balsamic vinaigrette and gently shake to combine, leaving you with a cool and refreshing summer snack. In 15 seconds dangerous and burly men are going to drag me away to an unknown second location. Remember everything I've taught you. I love you

[steampunkforever]

Charlie Bucket was a final girl

[maxbytes]

[mimir97477906]

[bubble0-x]

spobbbb

[maxbytes]

just had a mental image flash before my eyes and my jaw dropped here's a doodle

[doodlebear]

:0 )

[lessmouse]

task complete - sing karaoke

[theviciouskind]

HOKUM (2026; dir. Damien McCarthy)

[old-friends-senior-dog-sanctuary]

I just want to get dicked down again =/

[smokefalls]

Estragon: You see, you feel worse when I’m with you. I feel better alone too. Vladimir: Then why do you always come crawling back? Estragon: I don’t know.

Samuel Beckett, Waiting for Godot

[proatimperfections]

Some of my favourite lines from Samuel Beckett's Waiting for Godot

[whizmi]

Coping

[spongeballz]

bikini bottom how i love this town! 🫧

[th3ink]

Caine and Kinger in my style.