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[altphan]

defensive!passive agressive!phil trash no.1 strikes again

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[radioheod]

Dan on Younow // 18th of August 2015

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PERFECTION <3

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the signs as ross geller fuck ups

aries: getting fired for screaming at his boss for eating his sandwich

taurus: getting stuck in a pair of his own leather pants

gemini: saying the wrong name at the altar

cancer: faking a british accent for his first day as a professor then trying to phase it out thinking that nobody would notice

leo: being the only person to raise his hand when phoebe asked an entire party if anyone liked ross

virgo: getting his couch stuck halfway up the stairs of his apartment building, cutting it in half to extract it, then expecting a refund

libra: flirting with the pizza delivery girl by telling her that he happens to like 8 year old boys

scorpio: leaving teeth whitening strips on his teeth for a whole day and scaring his date by glowing in the dark

sagittarius: his fake tan

capricorn: trying to kiss his cousin then defending himself by saying that he hadn't had sex in a really long time

aquarius: holding a fake memorial service for himself and listening through the door as people were mourning

pisces: coming fourth in a vanilla ice lookalike contest and crying

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[chased-jackson]

shit that happened years ago today

bad shit:

luke died

silena died

michael yew died

ethan nakamura died

20 satyrs died

nature spirits died

so many fucking people and creatures died ok 

neutral shit:

hyperion was turned into a tree

the oracle dissolved so Rachel could be the new oracle

titans were sent to rot in Tartarus

percy asked for favours from the gods

athena threatened to burn percy if he ever hurt annabeth

hermes

good shit:

nico di angelo got his hermit father to help in the war

nico di angelo

percy jackson, resident nooblet, was pushed out of Sally Jackson, goddess and supreme being

the titan war was over

percy and annabeth got over themselves and finally got together

they had that iconic underwater kiss

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Must Reblog Erry

[undercoverjuggalo]

tom cruise has seen the sun and the moon, and even mars; the milky way and fucking shooting stars

[staff]

Tom Cruise is just a down to earth Juggalo trying to make a living.