Thucydideez Nuts

Personal blog of Scrap Iron Flotilla. I don't even know anymore. 

[64mpg]

the wanter: i don’t want anything i never have

[lil-shiro]

Idk why but i find this funny even tho i need context

[dastardlydorito]

[leafcrunch]

a woman alone will download pdfs. two women together will send links and articles. three or more women? that’s a library

[targetedknowledge]

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

always some new bullshit in the ocean

[local-demon-in-your-area]

Why is it always orcas or dolphins

Why can't a salmon do some bullshit for once

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

worry not ☝️ they're doing coke

[fandom-man]

[scholarlypidgeot]

@moethh don't hide this in the tags

[leechloach]

Millions of ant wars happening across the globe every day for millions of years

[captain-price-returns]

A flight of Savoia-Marchetti S.55 twin-hull flying boats led by Ministro dell'Aeronautica Italo Balbo departs from Orbetello, Italy, headed for Brasil. December 1930

[transgenderer]

every spelunker should go in with a cyanide tooth capsule so if they get stuck they can take the gentle way out instead of being tortured by the earth for 72 hours and then dying anyway

[transgenderer]

@kropotkindersurprise said:

it should be an explosive device, so they widen that part of the cave at the same time and no other spelunkers will get stuck there

beautiful vision. i love the idea of a minecraft-style world where if you explode underground it just clears a radius

[free-and-to-none-accountable]

[standwithdaanes]

[libertineangel]

Another fascinating moral dilemma from the philosophers of r/punk

[sillysilikonka]

[notmusa]

we need the return of billy possum STAT

(source)

[dragoncarrion]

????

[dragoncarrion]

They're taking over.

[dragongirlsweetie]

humanity is FUCKED.

[markovchaingang]

americans are a saudi oil baron's idea of classy. brits are an american's idea of classy. the french are a brit's idea of classy. unfortunately the chain ends here since the french's idea of classy is also the french

[clytemnestraaa]

just had a really stable moment where i opened a redbull at the exact same second someone started playing industrial music in the apartment below and i briefly thought it was coming from inside the redbull can

[orcboxer]

gnome buddies hooked me up with a chortler, now I'm always on the lookout for my next giggle fix. got arrested for public jubilation and they took all my snickers and even my haha. but what's that i got stashed in my sock? that's right a guffaw

[dogpuppy]