if i die young, bury me in trash

Just a young fool awaiting the cold embrace of death. Until then memes

[quiet-oracle]

[pidoop]

[runby2]

I told my gf that I was having an episode earlier and she replied "is it the beach episode" and it shocked me so much that it grounded me immediately

[cottonsquab]

[apocalypsegay]

#i want you all to know that this is like. a legit strategy that's taught to people LMAO #i.e. say something so fucking stupid/absurd that it distracts the person's brain so much that it drags them back and grounds them #like. people are actually taught to do this

[monmatch]

*thunder crack* maniacal laughter

[and-none-for-gretchen-weinersbye]

I do the same at the theater. I always say “enjoy your movie” and they almost always say “thanks you too” and it’s so great to watch the different reactions because some people will walk back to me and explain what they meant and it’s so great

[galahadiant]

[d0nn0]

[dankmemeuniversity]

[chuckletons]

just made the best non-looping gif i think

[chuckletons]

[chuckletons]

i said it was non-looping i'm sorry what am i supposed to say!!!!!!!

[redtextedquotes]

Everybody looking at this post

[nevver]

Bi-weekly, Claudia Keep

[stillwatermelon]

A Brown bear (Ursus arctos) eats watermelon whilst cooling itself down in a pool at the zoo in Rio de Janeiro, on January 9, 2013. AFP PHOTO/VANDERLEI ALMEIDA/AFP/Getty Images

[hoshifromkpop]

[frejann]

How do you make people fall in love with you

challenge them to a duel 

[frejann]

I ENDED UP DRAWING A COMIC ABOUT THIS STUPID FUCKING ASK IM CRYING

an extremely short story about two knights who were made for each other

[shubbabang]

A dream I had

[milfkarlmarx-deactivated2021081]

u dont have to call it lovecraftian u can call it cosmic horror 🙏🙏 the man did not invent the genre

[thediscordian]

Did Kafka invent transmutation? Yet we proceed to call such events, while insect oriented, as Kafkaesque, don't we?

[milfkarlmarx-deactivated2021081]

yes but kafka is my poor little meow meow my silly rabbit and my bi boyfriend hope this helps ♥️

[themauvesoul]

Hate diet culture so much bitches will b like “don’t eat processed carbs they’re so bad for you” like and??? So what?? God did not give us grain and stone to grind it with for no reason. Bread is inevitable. Bread is food for the heart and the soul. U think I’m gonna give that up in pursuit of instagram fitness?? U think I’m gonna deny myself the simple pleasure of toast with jam so I can endlessly chase an ever-shifting standard of beauty that ultimately means nothing? In 20 years I will no longer be beautiful and in 60 my body will be vacant food for other, smaller creatures. But the taste of fresh bread? Of homemade donuts and still-warm pie? I will carry the taste on my tongue into whatever follows this life. So like. Stop telling me I should diet lmao. I’m not abt to martyr myself just to get a man to look at me.

[mockiatoh]

Op genuinely thank you for this

[vstheworld]

“bread is inevitable” is our household motto now

[talesandfluff]

my question is, does Mamma Mia take place in

1) a universe where ABBA doesn’t exist and they’re just making up the songs as they go? 

2) a universe where ABBA DOES exist and everyone has rehearsed and memorized all of their songs just in case the situation arises where they might need one?

[averyterrible]

You weren’t bullied because you liked anime, you were bullied because you were locked in a prison with 1,000 other teens and a combination of institutional frameworks and environmental stressors led to the construction and enforcement of brutal social hierarchies

[yieldsfalsehoodwhenquined]

sometimes i think about how “alpha wolves” are only a thing in captivity, and then i think about public schools

[ellajelichoconnor]

[aspirationalbrand]

reese witherspoon throwing ice cream at meryl streep on the set of big little lies season two

[rebonkas]

i thought that this was just reese witherspoon living her life tbh