"What a wicked game you play."
"You’re about as smart as a box of matches."
"There’s a fly in my wine glass…"
"Don’t go breaking my heart."
"You’re going to die in there."
"I’ve been waiting to meet you."
"Don’t you ever pick up your damn cell?"
"Jesus Christ! Has somebody died in here?"
“Roses are red, violets are blue…Fuck you, whore!”
“Hey, don’t knock masturbation! It’s sex with someone I love.”
“I have not had a night like that since the seventies.”
"I’m feeling hotter than fire."
“Clearly we need to set a few rules. Rule number one: You will not touch anything.”
“Is there any way you could lend me some money? Maybe twenty million dollars.”
"Some people are worth melting for."
“ This is…this is a good jacket.”
"Not even they can stop us now."
"This is crazy! You don’t chase criminals! You’re not Batman!"
“Sarcasm is the refuge of losers.”
“My name will go down in history as greatest thief of all time.”
"How do you like me now?"
"Lick me up and take me like a vitamin."
"Don’t you fucking leave me."
"You smell like a baby prostitute."
"Smart is definitely the new sexy."
"At least I pretend to care."
"Did anybody order a side dish of bullshit?"
"Fine. Whatever. See if I care."
"There’s only room in this town for one of us."
"Diamonds are a girls best friend."
"You deserve your happy ending."
"I’m not your sweetheart."
"I pity people like you."
"We’re surrounded by jerks."
"It feels like all of our friends are lost."
"I got so scared. I thought no one could save me."
"I wish I could go to sleep and wake up with amnesia."
"I have to block out thoughts of you so I don’t lose my head."
"I’m goddamn plucky, remember?"
"You don’t have to do this."
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