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Today's Document
Claire Keane

@theartofmadeline
trying on a metaphor
Show & Tell
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Discoholic 🪩
occasionally subtle
Mike Driver

#extradirty
Monterey Bay Aquarium
Noah Kahan
Sade Olutola
ojovivo

roma★

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Aqua Utopia|海の底で記憶を紡ぐ
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$LAYYYTER
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@opendoorlorien
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Back when I was a redditor (😔) I realized a strange phenomenon. No one cares about your original posts, but if you make the post on another site and screenshot it, people assume it’s a tweet from someone who is known/is funny/etc and the post would do way better
*jumps up and down waving my hands and yelling in a crowd* DISCORD WAS NEVER MEANT TO REPLACE FORUMS AND WIKIS!!! IT'S JUST EMBELLISHED CHATROOMS WITH MULTIPLAYER GAMING FEATURES AND LOOTBOXES AND SHIT!!! PLEASE PUT FAQS AND MESSAGE BOARDS OR AT LEAST A DIRECT EMAIL-BASED SUPPORT SYSTEM ON YOUR WEBSITE!!! 1GB NEOCITIES DOMAIN ZERO DOLLARS
im fucking crying
this “bon appetit” meme has turned into some sort of bizarre telephone game where each incarnation sounds more and more different than the original. in what way does “bon appetit” sound like “osteoporosis”
i don’t know but it’s cracking me up every time i even think about it
bon appetit -> bone apple teeth -> bone ??? ??? -> osteoporosis
this has layers, man
Boop
black mackerel tabby with high white spotting
car wreck from fortnite
(Caine drawn with references, some of my favorite poses and expressions from the show and advertisements. And bees.)
the big mamdani
im so sorry that you're doomed by the narrative but i really need you to answer my message on Microsoft Teams
“I don’t know what my goals are, no. Thanks for asking.”
now if you'll excuse me... i have images to look at
gender essentialism is soooo funny bc it's like "this is what women are like" and you're like "I've met women and many of them, if not the majority, have not been like that" and it's like "well women SHOULD be like that" and you're like "why should women be like that" and its like "because that's what women are like"
love books. because it’s like what if something happened
just let me sleep fr