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if you’re asking AI for relationship advice, you’ve already lost. lost what? the argument, your sanity, the relationship, the house in the divorce. loser behavior.

vbartilucci

Don't let anyone tell you that seeing someone like you on television isn't important.

mangonetics

Dogs serve as a kind of virtue eater for Americans to pour all of their kindness into without the risk of improving society or being nice to someone with any agency

#one point i havent seen yet is the people are so afraid of wild animals that they call for their unjustified death #meanwhile dogs would still have a higher human fatality rate #this is about alligators btw and the fact that people would kill alligators because of the threat that they will 'eat your children'#there are only about 32 alligator attacks that lead to death documented EVER starting from 1948 #meanwhile dogs kill about 43 people a YEAR in the US #but no lets kill the alligators cuz they make me uncomfortable #like is this actually about children's safety or is it that you have to respect the boundaries of wild animals and you are angry about that?

mangonetics

Dogs serve as a kind of virtue eater for Americans to pour all of their kindness into without the risk of improving society or being nice to someone with any agency

#finally someone is saying it #i dont hate dogs but i hate how many people think caring about dogs over people is ok and quirky actually #like that is an empathy issue #when people feel bad for the homeless dog over the homeless person i get so mad #your dog was litterally invented to be a tool and live outside. why do you feel bad for it ober the human that lives outside?#also rescues that ship dogs from 3rd world countries here to be adopted i dont understand that #like we are anti-immigration but no lets adopt the chinese farm dog or the dominican street dog even though we also have strays here #cuz i feel more like a hero for rescuing the dog that was going to be killed for meat or suffer the impacts of a hurricane #than i would saving the dog who is gonna get euthanized in my town because nobody would adopt it quick enough #again im not mad at you for owning a dog and loving it #even if you have a doodle or bought from a breeder im not mad at you! thats ok!#but dont act like there isnt good reasons to hate dogs #or get upset when someone questions our relationship to dogs #because many animals wont get that same treatment like dogs do. not even cats

ialreadyboughtthedream

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how it's feeling rn

samhears

Wow! Pretty wild to be called out of the blue to whip Hatchworth back into shape after nearly a decade. I guess he's always in there with me because we basically slid back into it. It felt like slipping on some old, familiar (and fancy) shoes. I appreciate that everyone has been positive about the situation and I would like to make the most of this opportunity and express my gratitude to the band and the fans for being so supportive of me. Let's be nice to one another and stay healthy so we can keep the show going as long as possible.

#i thought you abandoned tumblr #but as a hatchworth fan thank you so much for doing this #it is such a treat being able to see him again. i wish i planned for this then i would go see ya live if the shows werent sold out

ashafox

What exactly is Himaruya not showing us…..

unpretty

i feel like a big part of the appeal of dungeon crawler carl is that it is fundamentally a story where a man is told "through complex legal and technological processes we have completely fucked over the lives of you and everyone you care about to enrich ourselves" to which the man asks "what if i killed you with bombs" and it turns out the answer is they forgot that was an option

#this is a crazy coincidence i never heard of this book until yesterday when i saw someone reading it while donating blood #and now i see this post

deadsetagainst

australian sour patch kids have gluten in them i am truly at my fucking limit im crashing out im waging war against wheat idgaf anymore

amvs

oh is that one of those things where ableist companies put in traces of common allergens so they can just avoid the cost of making it safe

deadsetagainst

WHAT

amvs

A trend we predicted in 2016 continues.

US based but it’s similar reasons in other countries. and of course many companies have international locations. idk if that’s why it’s happening with sour patch kids but this is a thing

rosetintmyworld84

I cannot even explain how ANGRY I am at this.

My nephew is very allergic to eggs, peanuts, tree nuts, and sesame. Last year my sister discovered all hot dogs and hamburger buns now contain sesame. Not "may contain", but listed in the ingredients. This year basically every brand of sliced bread also now contains sesame, making it very difficult to find bread items he can eat.

They're just adding it to their products, so they can just list it as an ingredient and not bother with worrying about cross contamination. And they aren't even bothering with telling anyone. Capitalism is going to kill us all.

"Which brings us back to Kellogg’s. Back in 2016, the company found a way around the added burden and expense of complying with the FSMA: they simply began adding trace amounts of peanut flour to their cracker products. Doing so allowed them to list peanuts as an ingredient of the product, freeing them from having to prevent cross-contact.

At the time, Kellogg’s notified Food Allergy Research and Education (FARE) about the impending change and left it to them to warn the allergic community. In this case, Pearson’s didn’t even bother as near as we can tell."

beardedmrbean

Next up someone is going to claim that the Narnia series isn't kids books.

Kids books is probably not the best way to word it, you can enjoy them at every age, including your childhood, as you get older you may find new truths in them, but they're still good for any age.

#same reaction when i tell male shonen fans that shonen is for kids #they get SO MAD despite the fact that shonen as a genre is literally 'action manga for 10 year old boys'

teaboot

I hate you Ozempic craze I hate you 'heroin chic' I hate you weight loss ads on public radio I hate Burn Fat Fast ads every thirty seconds I hate you I hate you I hate you

danse-macabre-ballerina

not-right-wof

puppygirllaika

I'm proud of you for still showing up to the function.

sailatina3

There's like. Millions of people who genuinely think that touching your wee wee while looking at a drawing will cause severe brain damage and they spend hours engaging in this belief and incorporating it into their politics. Their politics.

sailatina3

Really? Really now? Are you sure?

chau-draws

REGULAR YAOI ISN’T ENOUGH!!! I NEED THEM TO SPIRITUALLY MERGE AT A COSMIC LEVEL!!!!!!!!!

oneheadtoanother

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