WITCH VIBES UP IN THIS BITCH

ein Sturm kommt auf

[anarcho-malarkyist-deactivated2]

[jasper-rolls]

oh my god that noise??????

[ruby-white-rabbit]

The way she loses it too is proof she didn’t anticipate exactly what she would sound like.

[childhoodruiner]

Retweet

[baebiebleu-deactivated20190611]

Nahhh, can’t risk it.

[imkiwhereslevi]

✨sorry y’all

[whimslight]

im sorry yall

[biggestniq]

I work in insurance yall, I ain’t risking shit

[chairman-buttlicker]

I’m cool with superstitions, but now I don’t trust any of you fucks behind the wheel…

[swaggiemcgee-deactivated2024081]

I’m sorry y’all

[shutyourmoustache]

Shout out to all the childless whores that be fucking up them pretzel lines at disney world. Y’all are the worst and some random mom out there hates you.

[shutyourmoustache]

Update: The Post also thinks you’re a weird childless whore.

[drinkyourjuiceshelby]

Proud to be a pretzel-buying, childless whore

[sixpenceee]

Although regarding as pseudoscience, most believe in the healing power of crystals. Here are the most common healing crystals and their meanings and uses for all sorts of purposes.

1. Onyx: Cleanses the air and rids your home of negative energy.

2. Quartz: Helps relieve stress and frustration, eases anxiety.

3. Amethyst: Helps relieve headaches and fatigue, promotes good dreams and good skin, supports bones, joints and the respiratory system.

4. Citrine: Use to boost concentration, boost memory and spark creativity.

5. Lapis Lazuli: A touted ancient migraine remedy, supports the immune system.

6. Opal: Increases inspiration and creativity, helps with PMS and headaches.

7. Topaz: Works to balance hormones and combat aging.

8. Aquamarine: Aids with acid reflux and gastrointestinal disorders.

9. Jade: Supports the adrenal glands and relieves headaches.

10. Garnet: Good for back pain, calcium deficiencies and tissue regeneration.

11. Bloodstone: Helps regulate blood pressure and supports the circulatory system. Good for colds.

12. Agate: Detoxifies, eases anxiety.

(Source) @sixpenceee

[mediocremayonnaise-deactivated2]

it’s still a cool idea though

[witchbitch81]

💀💀💀

[moon-yean]

rammstein’s deutschland + references to german history

bonus: hindenburg crash, prussians, leonbergers, nativity scene, v2 missiles, g20 protests, marx, medieval / early modern christianity, book burnings of 1933, witch burnings, interwar period / hyperinflation, sigmund jähn / cosmonauts

[maggot-zombie]

HALLELUJA???

[stormsorm]

[sixpenceee]

These unbelievable vintage postcards from the early 1900s were used as propaganda by men to stop women from having more rights. Although The Suffragettes campaigned tirelessly to change the status quo of the day, many men found the idea of women’s rights not only disagreeable but even downright dangerous.

Because of this, propaganda postcards like the ones below were produced. They come from the archive of Catherine H. Palczewski, a professor of women’s and gender studies at the University of Northern Iowa who’s been collecting them for the last 15 years. The postcards portrayed the idea of change as something to be feared, not embraced, and they promoted women’s rights as an attack against family values as well as an infringement upon man’s place in society. (Source)

[mostlymoyaknow]

I think the funniest part of this is how mundane the tasks are. Taking care of the kids? How horrible! Cleaning the house? Women are monsters!

[joeydeangelis]

[cornrowe-deactivated20190502]

literally what about the “it’s leif erickson day!!” bit from spongebob was so impactful that we all just have the phrase hinga dinga durgen permanently drilled into our cerebral cortex. it was 5 seconds long

[thetipsywytch]

🕯️🎃🌹💀🌹🎃🕯️

An emoji spell to honor your deceased loved ones this Samhain and to help light their way through the other side. Likes charge & reblogs cast.

[incorrectshakespeare]

Claudius: Fortinbras’s armies are approaching, we’re all going to die.

Hamlet: Oh, god, I hope so.

[leiderschneider-deactivated2023]

“I had a nice experience once, but I think it was something to do with drugs. I was with Flake (Rammstein’s keyboardist), and we were standing in front of a bar one night, with some people we knew, and they had a cigarette. It looked like a cigarette and it tasted like it was a cigarette, but I never found out what kind of cigarette it was. Half an hour later, I talked to Flake – with my mind. And he talked to me in this way, too. For half an hour, we had conversations about the people around us, and then I don’t remember any more – I think I lost my mind and passed out. My girlfriend picked me up and I threw up for the rest of the night, and had a really bad experience! It didn’t involve a ghost, but it was definitely ghost-like.”

— Christoph Schneider on experiences with ghosts - Bizarre Mag interview

[zennistrad]

"abolish golf" just go ahead and admit that you're a fascist. That's all you are is a fascist and you hide your fascism behind faux far left wing politics. Just like Mao and Stalin

Found the golfer.

[pansexuanarchy]

Reblog if you want to abolish golf / oppress golfers

[alpine-insurrection]

Golf is the athletic epitome of bourgeois decadence. We will club them with their own nine irons.

[fischyplier]

Tyler asked for this video to be shared. Please take a moment to watch.

[shortvideosandstuff]

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[psychara-deactivated20190811]

THIS IS THE BEST COMMERCIAL EVER

[satan-is-salmon-deactivated2017]

I’ve reblogged this so many times because I truly think every parent should involve themselves with what their child enjoys. 

[dance-hall-dyke-deactivated2019]

Not to mention this is an act of solidarity. He’s saying “even if the entire world is against you, I’m on your side.” Which I think is important for a kid to know. He’s refusing to be a bully to his child, even if he doesn’t understand.

[desertcryptid]

I work at Hot Topic and we had a white suburban dad in who was buying matching heavy metal/screamo band shirts for him and his teenage daughter and said “To be honest, I think this stuff sounds like garbage, but she likes it so we listen to it together and we’re going to the concert for Christmas.” And it was just really heartwarming to see him so involved in his child’s life and validating her interests.

[thecheshirecass-deactivated2018]

I WILL NEVER NOT REBLOG THIS.

[crhodey]

“I don’t get it, but I love how you love it” is one of the best things anyone can say. My entire family asks questions about comics because they want to share my enthusiasm for them and support me, even though they otherwise wouldn’t pay attention to the industry at all.

[bisexual-dodie-yellow-deactivat]

I get questions all the time about the things i like, weather it is bands or youtubers from my mom, but when I go over to my dads it is so obvious that he does not understand or know why I like it but it makes me happy knowing that he tries.