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haunted — (of a place) frequented by a ghost ; watcher sideblog

[stale-popsicle-queen]

Plenty of y'all fans in the Watcher fandom really gonna just gloss over the fact that you were vile to these people just a few days ago.

[dealwrought]

omg it's those guys

[spookybergara]

just saw ghost files live in MI and here are my notes

ryan carried shane on stage bridal style

during the filming of the last episode a crew member named brendon ripped the most diabolical fart known to man. which ryan discovered in post while listening very closely for audio evidence and which caused him to throw the headphones because of the sheer volume. (fart was described as brendon’s buttcheeks giving a round of applause and rain against a tarp.) dont tell brendon.

their friendship is stronger than ever, which shane says is evidenced by the fact that he has not murdered ryan yet

they reviewed two pieces of evidence submitted by audience members, one of which was a porch cam of what the submitter claimed to be their cat who had passed a week prior to the footage. shane called bullshit (he “has a cat, knows what they look like”) on this person’s beloved dead ghost cat evidence and then retracted his bullshit because he felt bad

apparently in kansas city ryan immediately deescalated a potential bar fight involving producer lizzie, carter, and a really drunk man by throwing his arm around the angry drunk guy and asking him if he likes disneyland

they did the human speaker/spirit box segment live in the theatre. after several minutes of nonsense and some burpees, ryan very pointedly told the “spirit” that this is their LAST chance to tell him their name. after a few seconds of silence shane just let out a soft opera note into the microphone

ryan is more afraid of ghosts than he is people because at least he can fight a person

shane wants ryan to fistfight zak bagans, who MIGHT have intentionally sabotaged a few paranormal sites so that they wouldn’t let the ghoul boys in. but WHO can say really

next week’s ghost files episode fucking rocks!

i’ll be back tomorrow if i remember anything else but the show was a TON of fun. go see them!

[spookybergara]

important to note that during the human speaker segment shane just closed his eyes and spread his arms like jesus while bathed in this demonic light and just said nonsense into the mic while ryan frantically interrogated him from the opposite side of the stage

[spookybergara]

just saw ghost files live in MI and here are my notes

ryan carried shane on stage bridal style

during the filming of the last episode a crew member named brendon ripped the most diabolical fart known to man. which ryan discovered in post while listening very closely for audio evidence and which caused him to throw the headphones because of the sheer volume. (fart was described as brendon’s buttcheeks giving a round of applause and rain against a tarp.) dont tell brendon.

their friendship is stronger than ever, which shane says is evidenced by the fact that he has not murdered ryan yet

they reviewed two pieces of evidence submitted by audience members, one of which was a porch cam of what the submitter claimed to be their cat who had passed a week prior to the footage. shane called bullshit (he “has a cat, knows what they look like”) on this person’s beloved dead ghost cat evidence and then retracted his bullshit because he felt bad

apparently in kansas city ryan immediately deescalated a potential bar fight involving producer lizzie, carter, and a really drunk man by throwing his arm around the angry drunk guy and asking him if he likes disneyland

they did the human speaker/spirit box segment live in the theatre. after several minutes of nonsense and some burpees, ryan very pointedly told the “spirit” that this is their LAST chance to tell him their name. after a few seconds of silence shane just let out a soft opera note into the microphone

ryan is more afraid of ghosts than he is people because at least he can fight a person

shane wants ryan to fistfight zak bagans, who MIGHT have intentionally sabotaged a few paranormal sites so that they wouldn’t let the ghoul boys in. but WHO can say really

next week’s ghost files episode fucking rocks!

i’ll be back tomorrow if i remember anything else but the show was a TON of fun. go see them!

[bergoozter]

???ystery files starring RYAN BERGARA and SHANE MADEJ

[pinktinselmonstrosity]

shane you’re the only goddamn ghost hunter i ever respected

[michelle-jwhssp2719]

So, how we feeling about that finale

[sleepeys]

oh dangit now there are two of the blue ballsacks

[mell0bee]

i love ghost hunting shows sm they’ll be like “did you hear that?” (plays ambient static noise) “no? let’s hear it again” (plays ambient static noise but way louder this time with the words MURDER in bright red all caps on screen) “it sounded like… someone whispering MURDER….”

[luluxa]

ghost hunter

redbubble

[whysockys]

HELLO??! ZACHARY???

[maddiedraws04]

[wearewatcher]

Ryan when he gets a full body apparition of a ghost

[spooky-bartender]

[julesverned]

Ryan keeping it real — Ryan and Shane Eat Everything Boysenberry (once again)

[wetookanoath]

SHANE MADEJ on his instastory on March 1st, 2020.

[anthoniejcrowley]

- Like, I imagine that if you got killed, I don’t think a quote saying “Shane Madej wouldn’t run from anybody or anyone.”

- I’ll run from anybody.