Aries: Wanderlust has gripped your soul Aries. Wanderlust is covered in grease and fleeing into the night, daring you to catch it.
Taurus: Rest and recharge in nature. Wander about until you can find a naturally occurring AC outlet.
Gemini: Yesterday is gonna happen again today, but twice as fast. You get a do-over but watch out.
Cancer: Quick thinking will serve you well when an experimental pitching robot goes rampant and mistakes your face for a catchers mitt.
Leo: There is a secret message from the christian god waiting for you if you play all the fast and furious movies layered over each other at the same time. Its not a very interesting message, so feel free to just go on with your day.
Virgo: Do your best to avoid being in a group today. Too many people at once and the wireless interference might make your bomb collars go off.
Libra: If someone says they have power over you, dont believe them until you see for yourself. Test those limits.
Scorpio: An ongoing feud between two important people in your life has the potential to explode into a passionate tango today. Be prepared for Latin rhythms.
Ophiuchus: Fifth-dimensional love penteract.
Sagittarius: Got yourself some romance Sagittarius? The stars say its high time to kick that romance into the next level. You’re moving into the handmade grenade rifle portion of the relationship.
Capricorn: Grab life by the horns! Take the horns away from life and make them your own horns! Graft horns into your skin! Gore people in lifes place!
Aquarius: Take it slow. The stars say you’re returning to an old stomping ground. You may be surprised by how many effigies of you have been erected in your absence.
Pisces: As you sit there, dangling your legs off the bed, you reach out for unorthodox help. You will find it. Make some fresh pasta as payment.
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