[rockergiirl]

*getting a tarot reading* the tower, a-another tower, and... a plane

[crankyteapot]

its getting hot over here

[sk-star7-deactivated20241113]

This is adorable without context

With context though....😶

[aretarers]

mantra when you fuck up is "i'm in my early 20s it's literally not a big deal"

[spritespi]

[ID: Uncolored digital drawing of a person gritting their teeth and clenching their fists, thinking "i fucked up a bit but it's FINE i'm only 22 it's FINE i'm literally at the beginning of my life". End ID]

[cosmereplay]

mantra when you fuck up in your 40s

[ID: Uncoloured digital drawing, emulating OP's style, except this character wears glasses, is fatter, and has short hair. They're frowning and blowing out a long breath, and there's a page labeled "apology" in their clenched fist. They're thinking "I fucked up a bit but it's FINE I'm 42 and I'm literally FINE I've fucked up so many times I'm basically an expert". End ID]

[dustsculptures]

we must promote fat sluttiness to rub it in the faces of the assholes who told us it was shameful

[awwdorables]

I think my cat is actually a tiny man in a cat suit

[cauldronperfume]

from kesha’s instagram!

[lilivae]

The short was so good today, just wanted to doodle this little guy!

[f4g4um]

hey you kind of set off my prey drive. wanna get out of here ? you first

[beardedmrbean]

[ominous-signs]

Official ominous sign

[jeahreading]

@nightvale-radio-station

[illbeartheburdenofyourhatred]

kids these days dont understand projecting your middle school anger due to being an outcast into vitriolic hate of justin bieber

[illbeartheburdenofyourhatred]

ppl adding on about how justin bieber is actually a terrible person this is about drama between 11 year olds in like 2009. we didn't know a single thing about the guy. your opinions were solely based on whether you were part of the 90% of teenagers who would cry if justin bieber jumped off a building or you were the 10% who would sit back with popcorn and yell "do a backflip".

[amsonia-najma]

Please God , take away Chappell Roan’s pain, double it and give it to mrbeast.

[furryprovocateur]

i mean this in the gentlest way possible: you need to eat vegetables. you need to become comfortable with doing so. i do not care if you are a picky eater because of autism (hi, i used to be this person!), you need to find at least some vegetables you can eat. find a different way to prepare them. chances are you would like a vegetable you hate if you prepared it in a stew or roasted it with seasoning or included it as an ingredient in a recipe. just. please start eating better. potatoes and corn are not sufficient vegetables for a healthy diet.

[autumnday19]

Need it to be easier?

baby carrots (good dipped in ranch)

Celery sticks (add some peanut butter or cream cheese for extra flavor and protein)

Broccoli (good with ranch, cheese, or salt/pepper/butter)

Canned peas (you can microwave in a microwave-safe bowl. Good with salt/pepper/butter)

Bell peppers (cut into strips, good with cream cheese)

Canned green beans (can be microwaved in microwave-safe bowl. Good with salt/pepper/butter)

Hummus (good with crackers or tortilla chips)

Salsa (good with tortilla chips)

Guacamole (good with tortilla chips)

Need it in something?

Can't see it:

Hummus

salsa

Guacamole

Can see but disguised flavor (can usually be found store bought or done at home and use different veggies):

Dressed up ramen - just toss in some random veggies in ramen of your choice. Pretty much everything I've tried goes fine with it.

Chicken pot pie

Vegetable soup (with so many together it's hard to taste any specific one!)

Chicken noodle soup

Sweet and sour pork (haven't tried it but chicken should be fine in place of pork)

Texture problems:

Need it soft:

Hummus

Salsa

Guacamole

Cooked carrots

Avocados

Beans (personally I prefer black beans and canned baked beans)

Peas (make sure to cook well, great value brand has the softest peas I've tried)

Cooked broccoli (note: it does smell bad while cooking)

Cooked asparagus (note: also smells bad while cooking)

Cooked zucchini and squash (good together but can be eaten separate)

You can also puree most vegetables and eat with a spoon or use them as a dip

Needs to be crunchy:

Raw carrots

Raw celery

Raw bell peppers

Salad (remember you can put whatever you want in it! Even if that means no lettuce)

Most veggies are okay raw, and are usually very crunchy

Veggies google says stay crunchy after lightly cooking:

Snap peas

Brussel sprouts

Cabbage

Water chestnut

Bamboo shoots

Broad texture tips:

You can change textures by eating raw, cooking, chopping, pureeing, etc

You can separate different textures to use in different ways (ie using broccoli tops in a soup and eating the bottoms raw)

It also really helps to think about why you dislike a vegetable. I found that I am scared of green foods so I like to use those veggies for ingredients in things they are well hidden for. I've also learned that watching something while eating helps because then I'm not looking at the gross green things. When possible, I also like to get help hiding it (ie using cream of celery soup in my chicken and dumplings).

[lierdumoa]

Remember that vegetables are important because they contain nutrients that other foods don’t contain. NOT because they are low calorie.

Eating vegetables slathered in pork fat is always better than not eating vegetables. In fact fat will help you absorb the nutrients. Get those nutrients in your body by any means necessary.

[madlori]

Don't fall into the trap of thinking that you HAVE to eat vegetables raw or steamed or some other diet-culture-approved way.

The buttery, honey-drizzled vegetables you will actually eat are WAY better than the plain steamed ones you DON'T eat. It's not like the butter and honey take AWAY the vegetables' nutrients. They don't.

[sydrichie]

[foxpost-generator]

me

[kosmogrl]

[valtsv]

i have never successfully articulated anything ever but i got very close, once