People headcanonning Conquest as this dominate suave sex god in x reader fanfic (or any fic really) will never not be funny to me dude. Like did we watch the same show??? This dude's whole character is that he's been starved of any meaningful connection for most of his life be soooooo fucking fr.
That man's the subby-ist bottom this side of the galaxy. Literally all you'd have to do is do the knee thing to him and he'd be whimpering and shivering like a baby do NOT piss me off























