[meanplastic]

me: hi! how are you today :)

customer:

[marykatemorrissey]

me, pulling up to the mcdonald’s drive through at 1 am, mascara tears on my cheaks and SOS by ABBA blasting through the speakers: 40 nuggets and an apple pie plz

[bitchycode]

‪What part of “i don’t wanna spend anymore money” don’t I understand

[onlinepunk]

Could you imagine if edward had just been some regular dude like fucking around with bella and she said with the utmost confidence “i know what you are…..you’re a vampire” and he’s just out there alone with her in the middle of the forest like

[harrv]

I CAN’T

[unclefather]

[overblush]

when u thot it was a regular day but remember its fathers day

[monica-geller]

taylor: everyone’s gonna get sick of me one day and they won’t want to hear what i have to say anymore

me:

[fuckyeahuglycars]

me: maintains a 5 second following distance for safe braking every other driver on the road:

[dianapforlunch]

Bruce Banner in Avengers (2012): Hulk is the darkest part of me…The wrath I cannot control…Why my bones are made of glass…

Bruce in Infinity War (2018): What the FUCK did you just say, ugly ass green thumb looking mf?? NO???? what the FUCK is up hulk step the FUCK up hulk

[avengersthings]

me showing up at the theater for infinity war:

me, five minutes into the movie:

[untexting]

I’m crying (tweet src)

[chonce]

peter: mr. stark i don’t feel so good

me:

[pinkbovv]

[nocontrol-archive-deactivated20]

solo harries: one direction, otherwise known as the demon boyband cult of the 21st century, held harry styles hostage from 2010 to 2015. in this essay i will

[louisgalaxy]

A new song ‘Muse’ was registered on the BMI website, with Louis and Liam listed as co-writers and One Direction as a performer

[alicentpark]

infinity war is a dumb movie cause why would you bother all those heroes to fight thanos when all you have to do is get ant-man inside his asshole, make him grow back to his normal size and that’s it purple joss whedon is dead

[theriseofkyloren]