I'm Not Giving My Name To a Machine

This is just gonna be some shitty personal blog where I reblog quotes and pretty pictures because I'm a loser and I get bored.

[hoeonfilm]

cant wait til i move to another country and be that girl that disappeared to live her life

[koreanbreeze]

it feels great, trust me

[prokopetz]

I love the phrase “what the entire fuck” because it implies that there exists some scenario that warrants only a “what the partial fuck”.

[violetimpudence]

Well, since there are clearly scenarios which warrant giving zero fucks, it seems plausible to infer that there exists a 0 … 1 scale of fuckitude, containing a potentially infinite number of fractional fuckery scenarios.

[cups-of-tea-and-history]

Fractional Fuckery Scenarios is going to be my first short story collection.

[classicalmonoblogue]

yu-ki-oh:

broliloquy:

transhamlet:

thexfiles:

carrie fisher didn’t get laid to rest in a prozac-shaped urn for us not to take our meds…………. so take your meds

i kno posts like this are meant to be positive and nice but like… medications arent a nice pure glass of water theyve got all sorts of social and historical baggage. uwu stay medicated is not a trend we should be getting on

Okay but I don’t care about nebulous baggage, I care about my neurochemical state permitting me to retain executive function so I can be a relatively competent human being who feels like life is pretty okay at least some of the time. So I will absolutely uwu stay medicated and the many other people whose lives would be better if they took their meds should absolutely uwu stay medicated, and I wish to strongly urge everyone else to uwu stop and think critically before you blithely parrot baseless handwringing rooted in the bizarre social stigma against literally just taking medicine for illnesses.

Thanks for reading, have a nice day, ooh woo take ur fuckin meds

tumblr user broliliquy for the fuckin kill

[dreamlogic]

types of dissociation:

existing but a little to the left

am i crossing my eyes or is everything just blurry?

clipped right thru the floorboards

what the fuck is a “body”

i have too many bodies at once and they’re trying to start a fight club. how many arms are humans supposed to have again?

floam

sounds fake but ok

pick two: harsh noise, dial up tone, cantina theme [10 hour version]

360 no scope

the atmosphere is lighting me on fire very, very slowly.

someone: “wow! you handled that stressful situation so well! so cool and competent!” me, unaware that anything happened: “i what now”

*forgets to breathe for 5 hours*

feel free 2 add ur own

[thlayli-rah]

puts on headphones but never presses play and only realizes until like an hour later that there’s no music

either my character model didn’t load or the scenery’s missing– but I can’t figure out which one

in order to get me to pay attention to something, you may actually have to smack me a little

tunnel vision

someone: “hey are you okay?” me: “I have absolutely no concept of anything, so sure”

[apiologies-deactivated20170306]

me rollerblading into my therapist’s office this week with sunglasses and a piña colada: maurice, you’re not gonna fucking believe this,

[musterniillustrates]

🌹🗡

instagram: @amrit.s.brar

[goldenheadfreckledheart]

He’s fire, she’s ice. Or maybe I’ve got that switched. But where he walks there’s ashes, and where she steps there’s strife. She’s strategy, he’s inspiration. Or maybe I’ve got that switched. But her fingers bring down mountains, and when he speaks they listen. He’s broken, she’s mourning. Or maybe I’ve got that switched. But his sister’s eyes haunt his days, and her cries ring out at night. She’s shaking, he’s unsteady. Or maybe I’ve got that switched. But, god, he tries to make things right, as her fingers hold him tight. He’s loyalty, she’s hope. Or maybe I’ve got that switched. But these things hardly matter when she’s got him wrapped up tight, when his lips find home at her shoulder, because where they meet, there’s Light.

Interchangeable Souls || LL

(A bellarke birthday poem for @liciapocalypse)

[rachel----green]

ok but why be sad when you could think about arthur weasley watching how it’s made

[luisapa9-deactivated20210623]

This year has changed me more than I ever thought it would. 

[sanahtml786590-deactivated20231]

[allsadnshit]

I think my least favorite part of being alive is that you can’t take a break when you need one like if your whole world crashes and burns you still have to show up to work? that’s wild!!!! Give the people a moment to recover!!!!

yknow if romeo had just Cried on juliets corpse for a couple hours instead of drinking poison Right Then they would have been Fine

[persephonesidekick]

The moral of the story is: always take time to cry for a few hours before making important decisions.

[runecestershire]

[runecestershire]

So I’m more or less being facetious here, but this is actually a thing.

Hamlet is genre savvy. Hamlet knows how Tragedies work, and he’s not going to rush in and get stabby without making absolutely certain he’s got all the facts.

Except once he thinks he has all the facts – once he’s certain that it really is the ghost of his father and Claudius really did kill him, he rushes in and stabs the wrong guy, which starts a domino line of deaths and gets Laertes embroiled in his own revenge tragedy and ultimately results in the deaths of nearly every character other than Horatio.

That’s the irony and the tragedy of the story. Hamlet knows his tropes and actively tries to avoid them, and the tropes get him anyway. It’s inevitable, the tropes are hungry.

[motherfuckingshakespeare]

I want a sticker that says the tropes are hungry so I can put it on my laptop

[daimonie]

i met a scholar once who said that tragedies aren’t about a silly “flaw” or anything, it’s about having a hero who’s just in the wrong goddamn story

if hamlet swapped places with othello he wouldn’t be duped by any of iago’s shit, he’d sit down & have a good think & actually examine the facts before taking action. meanwhile in denmark, othello would have killed claudius before act 2 could even start. but instead nope, they’re both in situations where their greatest strengths are totally useless and now we’ve got all these bodies to bury.

[whopooh]

The tropes are hungry and the hero is in the wrong goddamn story.

I love this post.

[femcassidy]

i think what’s wrong with me is that i don’t live secluded in a hut in the woods. i don’t bang enough rocks against enough things. i just haven’t forged any swords

[shencomix]

For sharing:

Long-ways | Box-ways

[itsnoneofyourbusinessnow111-dea]

I have extreme intrusive thoughts, too. 😭

[animentality]

wait a second. 

wait a fucking second. you’re telling me that THIS 

position where you have to sit up against a wall without actually sitting, which I HAD TO DO in gym class for like two minutes…

is a TORTURE method?

why am i NOT surprised

american public schools and their PE torture, am i RIGHT

tell me the viet cong used to force their POWs to run the FitnessGram Pacer until they dropped dead and i’ll believe you.  

[spookystarkey-blog]

tumblr: that thing you like is Problematic and you should feel bad for liking it

me, an adult capable of critical thinking and criticizing things while still wholeheartedly enjoying them: please get out of my living room

[spookystarkey-blog]

me: you wanna hear my 2016 playlist

friend: sure

me: [starts screaming]