Felix Wolfe but based

he/they follow me for more bull shit

[mcnstro-deactivated20251015]

i’m not listing all my disorders in my bio or pinned posted, clearly you’ll see there’s something wrong with me

[kosmogrl]

[kosmogrl]

[modernbaseball]

2 am: bedtime were meant to be broken 😈

7 am: I hope i get in a car accident

[tr1ckfuneral]

Suicide ideation is so weird. Making a lovely apple pie while thinking of bleeding out in the tub.

[skunkgender]

galsei and broelle

[getocakes]

[crabussy]

see I really want a motorbike (they are sexy and cool and fast) but the thing is I really enjoy being alive and I feel like a motorbike might get in the way of the whole “being alive” thing

[real-language-facts]

invented a new word today. its 'plagiarism'. im a genius i know

[spookytimefelix]

invented a new word today. its 'plagiarism'. im a genius i know

[depsidase]

[swagophile]

me in a heist movie scenario: [right about to execute the big plan] i hope you guys kbow if this plan goes south i'm killing myself

driver: what

me: alright team. we kbow our roles. lets get to it

demolitions expert: wait can we go back to that thing earlier

grifter: yeah what was that about

me: charlie, i want you to take point. you're the most important for the early phase so you gotta make sure to nail this. remember we only have a limited time to pull this off, so the sooner the better

safecracker: youre not really gonna kill yourself if we fuck this up right

me: [putting on my badass sunglasses as smooth bossa nova music plays] i'm definitely going to kill myself if we get this wrong

[kristina100000]

How do i top my boyfriend?? I dont know how ill see him that way, i haven't done it with him before

ill do it. since you are so fucking complicated

[mimihime]

[depsidase]

[homophobla]

Send me your favorite homophobia posts made in the month of July!

[homophobla]

u caught me. I am satirically asking people to send me my own posts

[depsidase]

[theconcealedweapon]