sofie’s little place

she/they || queer || 21 || classical studies/TMA/stardew/a million other things basically just me saying random stuff i guess

[spoonsbutbetter]

does anyone want a latin translation of the Jurgen Leitner rant

[spoonsbutbetter]

hey best friends, this latin is really sucky and eclectic (for lack of a better term) BUT HERE IS THE RANT IN LATIN

please do not make fun of my latin --- i've been doing this for 10 fucking years and i still can't compose for shit lol

JURGENUS LEITNER?

CRASSUS BLENNUS MATER IRRUMATOR PRAETOR JURGENUS LEITNER DEO DAMNATUS ASINUS.

LIBRORUM COLLECTOR , PULVERIS MANDUCO, MUS, SENEX BASTARDUS, BLENNUS PROSTITUTAE TYPUS, MAXIMUS MACCUS IN CIRCUM

INRIDEBATUR EX OPPIDO, ARMENTARIUS, MATER IRRUMATOR PRAETOR, JURGENUS LEITNER.

DESINITE! NOLITE PUGNARE MECUM, CUM DILEREM DE JURGENO LEITNERE

 ODIO EUM TANTOPERE

CUR TOT LIBRUM TERRIBILEM HABET? CUR PROBARE ET SAPERE DECIDIT, UT EA EXPEDIAT.

ESTNE MORTUUS? ESTNE BASTARDUS? HIC HOMUS ADFICIT ME—NON EST IN CAMERA, VULTUM EIUS NON VIDEO, ET SCIO HABEAT PESSIMUM BARBAM. ABAMBULA.

si in caelo ire velim et deus dicit, “jurgenus leitner degit in caelum,” meiam in pedes dei, ut rejectem. si tractandum cum jurgeno leitnere dicens unum verbum, in personam, in vocem, non solum id claudam, sed etiam notam meae delebo cum malignitate, et id itero pro experimenta neclegentis eum. non scio cur odio eum tantum. collegit librum, sed suscenseo quod ego sum iratus. habere pessimum narrationem debet, ut explanet illum. si opulens bastardus sit, qui rem formidabilem amat et illum videre voluerat, insaniam. liber causavisse eum debet necare homum. si non, forcabo eum.

paypal.com/JurgenumLeitnerOdio

non est etsi de eo. aliquod commemoraverat, fortasse est librarium eius. et insanio. ubi est jurgenus leitner? si vivus est, volam non fuit. 

Foedus senex. leitnerem battam et eius senem ossibus delibabunt sub meus pugnum carnis, et putrefaciet quoad solum unam librum manet, qui servaverat et suprascripserat simpliciter, “Nunc Deerravisti” in linguam Yiddish. non halito, anhelo nunc. spero sit dies mortu eius, ita possum memorare, et, anneversarie, videbo illud et non cohonestabo ad eum, quem librum formidulosum, si sunt vera, habuerat.

[spoonsbutbetter]

Bringing this back because this was awesome

[netherator]

rereading the secrets of the immortal Nicholas Flammel and it's exactly as peak as I remember

[spoonsbutbetter]

Just so you know, I think everyone should read this series

[spoonsbutbetter]

Current line up of characters for a Greek History/Mythology campaign I’m running!!!

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did you know i have tumblr guys. this is crazy

[spoonsbutbetter]

guys i'm saving up for an ipad and apple pencil and then im gonna draw and do art it's gonna be so awesome guys

i've been drawing with my finger on my phone all semester for a costume design class

[jamierthanyou]

(guy who literally has easy access to painkillers voice) ough,,, everything aches,,, ouch, if only,,, there was something i could do to stop this,,,,,, guess ill just put up with it,,,,

[spoonsbutbetter]

finding a bronze age hearth (with the help of your trench team, of course) really changes you

(makes you question if you still ever want to do Classical archaeology)

[spoonsbutbetter]

i like to think they did an off broadway production of Sarah Ruhl’s Eurydice because i was such a good dramaturg for my university’s production of it

[spoonsbutbetter]

i really think they did this because they hate me

[spoonsbutbetter]

i hope people in Greece will like it when i start rambling in Homeric or Koine Greek to them. surely they will understand me.

[matkatkitkat]

i started playing Disco Elysium and last night (the same day i started playing) i woke up to my stomach hurting so bad that in my delirium i thought it had to do with something from the game.

and looked it up…

i thought this was completely normal until waking up later after the pain was gone.

[facelessoldgargoyle]

you’re playing the game better than anyone else has ever played it

[spoonsbutbetter]

i’m so violently into my d&d lore, i’m writing FICS about it

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it’s happening. im writing FICS about my own fictional world

[spoonsbutbetter]

i’m so violently into my d&d lore, i’m writing FICS about it

[spoonsbutbetter]

i sure hope they bring it back

[spoonsbutbetter]

monsterfuckers would love this. the wasp abs

[spoonsbutbetter]

i sure hope they bring it back

[spoonsbutbetter]

do you think if they made julius caesar real it would be scary ☹️

[spoonsbutbetter]

sometimes i drink that light blue gatorade to feel like im drinking pool water because PEOPLE have told me i “CAN’T” drink actual pool water