medicated by caffeine

Certified space cowboy. Cody. 23. Trash panda.

[mugenshake]

2019.10.24

[carnival-phantasm]

[spoonytunes]

Yoooo I was doing good but Facebook just went and got me in my feelings

[bob-belcher]

[labella-instagram]

victorofvalencia

[miniaturegothic]

[treatsandsuch]

when you overhear your name in a conversation

[jussstahoe-deactivated20191230]

[aadatein-deactivated20181011]

I like em overly romantic and only into me

[theselfcarelifestyle]

Relationships & friendships are supposed to lift you up, not drain you of energy.

[craptacularlesbian]

[ijustgetbored-blog]

[atticescapee-abandoned]

Fanfic written by 14-year-olds is so wild because they all think “smirk” is just a fancy word for smile so every serious romantic scene comes out looking like

[thegreathamedebate]

Are you implying I don’t look like this when I’m trying to be romantic

[fludogenerator]

instagram:saraontheinternet

[ilovepeppers-deactivated2019122]

Will Smith went to London and dressed up as a Boots sales assistant to promote Jaden’s new water brand ….. what dimension are we living in

[jant19294]

“Brand of water” look at our society, we need a good old fashioned culling.

[pvstelheart]

The kid is just doing what he wants to better the world. He started a brand of bottled water that’s better for the environment and is responsibly sourcing everything from the bottle to the water. They’ve gone as far to work with a specific city and only bottle excess water and pay the city more than its actually worth so their water infrastructure can be improved. He’s also donating water to Flint until the lead levels are actually at safe levels because the government decided they don’t want to anymore.

If you’re gonna try to complain about a celebrity doing something at least be educated on what they’re actually doing first

[ratfuck]

the american government enlists me for a special mission and they tie me to a giant bullseye target on the ground and starts airdropping tons upon tons of cheese right into my screaming mouth

[niggazinmoscow]

I’m all in the club throwing Duracell batteries

[elephantwildlife]

lmaooo