babe wake up new laxative potion just dropped
SO TRUE. I HAVE BEEN DIVORCED SIX TIMES BY multiple FILIPINO "WOMEN" AND YOU DON'T SEE ME SQUIRTING.PILK (crying) ABOUT IT.
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babe wake up new laxative potion just dropped
SO TRUE. I HAVE BEEN DIVORCED SIX TIMES BY multiple FILIPINO "WOMEN" AND YOU DON'T SEE ME SQUIRTING.PILK (crying) ABOUT IT.
Look alive, we detected a surge of girls nearby.
Girls inbound. Get ready!
Wave 1/10
This post sure as hell became relevant in an unplanned and unforseen way due to the surge of sexbots as of late, huh.
Wave 2/10
stay alert, they’re coming in fast!
Someone’s lost an eye! I’m so amazed every time Paddy basically tells you to let it go. Simultaneously, Rhaenyra is playing quite a basic game: Lie hard, do not back down, and weaponize this word ‘treason’.
— Emma D'Arcy
OR: always listen to your mother
filled with existential dread. when will this end (the teenage girl experience)
it gets worse (the twenty something girl experience)
I have won the ball, but at what cost
“You’re gunna catch me too, right?”
drunk witch vibing, creating a thotty homoculus in a bubbling cauldron: premarital sex, 100 gecs. dollskill haul in the mail, snails and puppy dog tails. bone dry puss, snap score = sus. fuck the weed man for an edible, say his dick game incredible.
tiny homonculus giving her best angles in her 30$ boohoo clubwear fit:
i’m sorry what the FUCK does this mean
suck my balls through my huge cargo shorts
Yeah she used me like a toy last night 😏
*smash cut to scene where I am being taken apart like LEGOS * nah post canceled this still reads as unironically sexual somehow. Bye
post uncanceled. if women want to take me apart sexual style then well ok. #feminism
olive in her favourite spot having a ponder
me showing olive all the lovely things everyone wrote about her in the tags
Me vigorously erasing all my answers on a test.
we got em
they’ve been made aware
todays littlest pet shop of the day is .. tiger #1267 !!
Source
YOU CANT SAY THAT
here she is
please god, tell me you meant to say ethereal
*makes this noise at you*
カワイイ〜……よね?