I'm Your Mom Now

Puzzle Ribbon Blogger - Monkey/Gemini [15/06/1992] - Ethically Non Monogamous - Bi - Toy Animal Collector - Hufflepuff - Dutch

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Mommah's Great Big Master Post

Welcome welcome to this big all encompassing amalgamation of everything I have ever written!!!

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Queue is running out

I won't have wifi for a bit and kiddo is almost due. I am always up for a chat via DM, but otherwise this blog is gonna be a bit dormant for a while.

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He is my homey, I am his home.

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Ewan Mitchell as Aemond Targaryen in the House of The Dragon season 3 trailer

[markscherz]

please post the naked geckos

Back in 2017, @leotide posted this incredible piece, which is easily one of my favourite scientific illustrations of all time.

An actual photo of a skinless Geckolepis (here a never-before-posted photo of a G. cf. maculata, not G. megalepis) is below the cut. There is no blood or gore, but I could see how this would make some uncomfortable, so I have hidden it.

I have examined dozens of museum specimens of these geckos, and I haven't found a single one that appeared never to have lost at least some part of its skin or tail and regrown them. So, although it seems extreme, this is something these geckos do readily, and are specially adapted to do. Remarkably, they seem to be able to make a full recovery, even when a huge portion of the skin is lost in this way. They seek shelter in a humid spot, and let the skin regrow—a process that apparently only takes a matter of weeks. And yes, it's the whole dermis, not just the scales. This makes my work as a taxonomist very hard, because counting scales is one of the most reliable ways to tell lizard species apart.

The readiness with which these geckos lose their scales means that a careless capture can quickly result in an animal that looks like the one pictured above. Many museum specimens look like this one—impossible to count scales on. It is for this reason that I have developed special techniques to work with these geckos. It honestly shocks me that they are in the pet trade; you could not ask for a more fragile reptile pet!

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Park day! Tyche’s in the back killing her sister.

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Excuse me sir but someone appears to have stuffed a whole ass puppy in your underoos

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[kawareo]

In honor of lesbian visibility week, i present Archbutchess Gortash and her femme fatale gf as the new evillest women in Faerun

(Ngl they look pretty much the same but ykno boobs)

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10-Inch Glow in the Dark T-Rex

link...

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@official-penis-posts

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I love it when the penis has a penis. It’s penises all the way down!

[pollen]

happy Barely Keeping It Together Wednesday to all who celebrate

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Halsin rocking a baby to sleep. You agree. Reblog

[bird-gifs-collection-agency]

this baby tawny frogmouth is hungry hungry hungry! hes taking it all!