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@sporadic-gremlin
is blowing shit up fun
when I actually get to do it, yes itâs the best thing in the fucking world.
I miss you i hope yoy're doing okay đ
BruhâŠIâve been gone for so long
But I blow shit up for a living now so thatâs fun
i don't WANT to read smut right now
i WANT to read a passionate, poetic, jaw dropping, tears streaking down my face, heart wrenching, giggle inducing, feet kicking, cringy yet amazing, gorgeous story written by someone who apologizes for english not being their first language(they're the best writers ever) which has 4 chapters and then makes me scream because it hasnt been updated in months and the author is mia
i fuckin love ur writing
nd I fucking love you. thank you for the compliment, genuinely.
shalom presses her forehead into the bed, a groan rumbling in her throat. she thought her pussy would have gone numb by now but as your tongue pushes into her cunt, shalom is reminded of how good you make her feel. your moan travels through her body while you immerse yourself in her taste. no matter how many times you get between this woman's legs, you enjoy yourself more than the last. you lean back and press your palms into her ass, spreading her pussy. god, you'll never get tired of this.
âenjoying yourself?â shalom quips, flexing her wrists.
âyes,â you sound breathless. âI need to feel you around my fingers.â
the words on shalom's tongue die as she feels you spit on her pussy and push it in with two fingers, the pads of them instantly pressing against her g-spot. shalom's hips involuntarily buck back and push your fingers in deeper. her body jolts but she doesn't make a noise, blinking away the pleasure. those damnable fingers of yours start moving, rubbing that patch of sensitive nerves. shalom's eyes slam shut as her walls squeeze your fingers, pulling a tiny laugh from your chest when you see her shudder.
the sounds of not only shalom's quivering moans reach your ears but how wet her pussy is. your eyes fixate on how your fingers are sucked into her depths without reprieve.
âyou're sucking me in, baby,â you stop to pull out your fingers, admiring how her wetness webs your fingers. the sound shalomâs pussy makes as you push three fingers back in is a blessing upon your ears.
your fingers pump into her walls harshly, filling her completely. shalom trembles on the bed, pushing her face into the pillows to muffle her moans. she can feel her orgasm coming faster than she wants it to, the coil in her stomach the tightest it's ever been. she pulls her face up with a gasp, lips preparing a warning but all that comes from them is a small sob and desperate moans as her orgasm slams into her.
you watch with rapt fascination as shalom grips the sheets to hold herself down. her mind goes blank and for a few moments, all she can focus on is the pleasure. leaning over her, you press kisses on her shoulder and lightly nip at her neck.
âthat was the fastest you've ever came,â you giggle.
a short spurt of squirt wets your skin when you pull out your fingers to suck on them.
shalom turns to face you, her face flushed with exertion. âthat's what happens when you have a partner that takes care of you.â
This girl is a pathetic sub and I love her for that, Shawn is so silly in a sad way
SHE'S LITERALLY WHIMPERING, also she just seems pretty sad in general. I wana give her a hug
i havenât touched ptn in MONTHS but this might make me come backâŠ
thinking about shalom whoâs absolutely pathetic for you. in public, she keeps up an image somewhat but she doesnât make an effort to let others know youâre on her mind. sheâll happily stare at you all day because best believe sheâs wherever you are. in private? lord, sheâs attached to your hip. shalom kisses you like you give her life. when you pull back, sheâs there, chasing after your lips. she just canât get enough of how you feel against her. honestly there is no kissing between you two, only make out sessions.
shalom will guide your hand between her legs any chance she gets. she doesnât care much for sex but when itâs you? she canât control herself. whenever you come around, itâs like her body goes into this constant state of need. but outside of sexual activities, shalom has an unconscious need to be touching you at all times. she holds your hand, plays with your hair, runs her nails down your back, anything that involves physical contact, shalom will do it.
and when she canât be near you, she looks at you with such longing, itâs almost sad. if sheâs away on a mission, shalom keeps a picture of you and her in her jacket that sheâll look at when she misses you (thatâs all the time).
shshdhhdjjsjs shalomâŠâŠâŠâŠ.. i miss her đđđ having so many thoughts about her but mmmm post-canon shalomâŠâŠâŠ..
the past is miles behind you both, and buried deep beneath the soil. its corpse now feeds the fertile flowerbeds of your backyard gardens, encouraging blooms of roses and lillies and daisies and daffodils. shalom tends to her flowers every morning, and drags you out tooâlest her notorious anti-green thumb cause her beloved flowers to wilt.
she stays at home while you go out to run a few errands and odd jobs here and there; you may be on a luxurious government pension, but the lack of something to do has never sat right with you. so you leave in the late mornings with a kiss pressed to her crown, and return just before golden hour with another against her lips. but sometimesâ sometimes, the house seems a little too quiet when youâre gone. she knows you arenât truly gone, and that youâll always come back to her, but, well.
she misses you. thatâs all there is to it.
and itâs what moves her to call you on a particularly gloomy afternoon. you were out, as usual, this time helping out a local store with some deliveries. she had smiled, amused, when you told her about the jobâ you never could turn down a request for help. itâs part of what she adores so deeply about you, enough to defy the will of heaven itself for your sake.
she counts the number of times the phone rings after she dials youâonce, twice, almost thrice before you pick up. thereâs a slight breathless quality to your voice when you speak.
âhey,â you say, and she can hear the smile in your voice. it makes one tug at her lips too.
âhello to you too,â she hums in return, leaning against the window as she sits in the little alcove, watching the grey sky and the lazy, rolling clouds. âiâm not disturbing, am i?â
ânever,â is your immediate, sure answer. her heart jumps a little in her chest at the sound, and she brushes a hand over the firm plane of her breastbone, feeling the pitter-patter of the organ beneath.
âsuch a smooth talker.â
âi learned from the best.â
her neck and ears warm, and she breathes a laugh against the cool surface of her phone. âis that so?â
âsure is,â you confirm, and she hears vaguely the sound of muffled conversation and the rustle of a bag. you cup your hand over the reciever, speaking to whoever it was beside you, before talking to her again. âwas there something you needed?â
was there? shalom ponders the question briefly. the answer comes quickly to her, and she needed not any of paradeisosâs great computational techniques to find it. the answer was always there, locked in her once-unfeeling heart.
i need you, she thinks, always. âno,â is what she answers.
youâre silent for a moment on the other line, then hum quietly. âokay. iâll see you soon, then.â
âyes,â she breathes, eyes fluttering shut. funny, how she could once rip and tear even the strongest of people into nothingness with just her tongue, but when it comes to saying those words to you she finds it tied into knots, heavy like lead in her mouth. you end the call, and shalom lets her head thud against the wall as she looks up at that overcast sky.
but then, not even a few moments later, she hears the rattling of keys in the door, and a layer of tension settles over her form like morning dew. she canât help the slight widening of her eyes or the surprised part of her lips when she sees you walk into the room, a knowing look in your eye and a gentle smile playing on your lips. thereâs a paper bag in your hands, and it smells like freshly baked pastries.
âyou came,â she manages, her voice uncharacteristically small as she cranes her head upwards while you lean down, letting your forehead rest against hers.
âyou called,â you answer softly, then let out a tiny chuckle against her lips as your free hand runs through her wine-red hair to settle at the nape of her neck. âor not exactly, but i know you.â
she kisses you instead of saying anything else, because no word that she knows could ever do justice the way she feels about you. she remembers, distantly, reading a poem on loveâon a love so much greater than words, that the poet has chosen to fall silent. she did not understand then, but she understands now. your words echo in her mind and the four chambers of her racing heart, carried by her blood to every fiber of her being.
i know you.
yes, she thinks as she parts from you, gazing into your eyes, fathomlessly deep with love. yes, you know her, and for once in her life that prospect doesnât fill her with something adjacent to dread. for what is there to dread about being known, other than the fact it shows she is loved?
Hmm i just had a thought about the recent fic w Arlecchino
What if she had a muzzle on w bunny suitđ§
â â DEMO TRACK: sub!Arlecchino x dom!Reader
â â TYPE: NSFW
â â CONTENT WARNINGS: Breeding, size kink, reader has a cock/strap referred to as such
â â NOTES: I'm ngl it's been several Arle fics now that idk which one you were on ab but it's okay gwenchana. Anyway you lot really want to breed her huh (same though)
Good luck convincing Arlecchino to wear a bunny suit actually HAHAHA
She'd do anything for you, really she will!!!! She's so dedicated to youâworshipping you in the same way a diety was meant to be worshippedâthat it's actually scary for the both of you, how much of a hold you have on her. But she has some reservations about such a risquĂ© bit of clothing đ
thereâs something about a size queen that i love. and the woman doesnât have to be petite, in fact i enjoy it more when the woman is bigger. the strap in question doesnât even have to be fucking 10 inches or something, i think thatâs a little outrageous, i just like seeing my ladyâs pussy take a rather girthy strap. and the soundsâŠlord the sounds she makes when iâm pushing it in and the way she drags her nails down my skinâŠyeah
anyway what characters do you think are size queens? they can be from any fandom
donât you love it when they run? ( also im revamping my masterlist. ) you and black swan record for her onlyfans video cw: gn! reader with a dick/strap, rough sex, manhandling, teasing, cursing, overstimulation, top! reader, bottom! black swan, spanking, pet names, restraints
Seeing Stars
NSFW. Cathleen getting eaten out by GN!reader like she deserves đ sub!star dom!reader
It takes a lot to break Cathleen Bate, on the battlefield at least. It's another story entirely once you get her into bed.Â
i need her so bad
having a sumire brainrot now thanks to an attire of hersâŠ..
need need need her bounce on my strap rught now oh gof
Different anon but good lord breeding Lucifer sounds so hot
Imagine how much he literally cries, he goes fucking STUPID all he can say is "breed me breed me please" the king of hell reduced to a sobbing mess who's brain has been fucked out of his head and replaced with nothing but cum, man is full ready to give Charlie a sibling, he's just that needy and pathetic
a/n â Jesus fucking christ. The feminine urge to get this man pregnant is crazy right now.
Warnings â Pegging, breeding kink, dom!reader sub!Lucifer, his demon form comes out near the end, Implied afab!reader, aka use of a strap-on
âOh dear god,â Lucifer whimpers as you slide your strap into him.Â
He sat down on your lap while you held him there by his hips. His hands rested on your shoulders, gripping them ever so slightly harder now that your plastic cock was inside him.
âThatâs it baby, start slow,â you coach as he hesitantly starts moving his hips.Â
He moaned at the sensation. Obviously, this wasnât the first time Lucifer had gotten pegged. But, he would be lying if he said heâd done anything like this recently.Â
And the fact he was receiving this treatment from you added to the mind numbing pleasure.Â
He hummed contently and started to speed up, feeling his mind get fuzzier each second. âGoodness,â he remarked, ââforgot how good thisâmmhâ this felt.â
You rolled your hips and he moaned loudly, grinding down on your strap, nails digging into your shoulder blades.
âAw baby, I wonât ever let you forget again. Howâs that sound?â You kiss his neck and thrust up into him slowly.
He whined, desperately needing more of anything. He humped your strap at a faster pace. âNngh, deeper, god pleaseââ
âSomeoneâs eager,â you generously thrust up into him, drawing out a loud needy moan and making him cling to your neck. âSo desperate to breed yourself on my cock, huh?â
Something about the way you phrased that makes his whole body shudder. The idea sounds so intimate, he craved it.
He nods into your neck and fails to bite back a whimper, subconsciously humping your strap faster.Â
âUse your words, sweetheart,â you command, âWant me to fill you up real good?â
âYes, yes of course Iââ he looses his train of thought when you thrust your plastic dick deeper into him. He whines terribly desperate.Â
âMhm, yes, breed me, please, breed me,â he pathetically cries, feeling tears well up in his eyes.
âOf course, baby. Whatever you want, my sweet boy,â his moan was cut off by you flipping him off your lap and onto the sofa, ass up and face pressed into pillows.
You get a better angle there, pushing the strap further into him than before, making him scream out and grip at the sides of the couch of support.
âOh, fuck yes please. Breed me, god, just like that. Deeper, nnghââ Lucifer drools into the pillow, incoherently babbling in the form of short moans.Â
You drill into him roughly, âYou sound so pathetic, pretty boy, begging for my cock like this,â You tease. He whimpers lowly.
âBegging to be bred and used by me. You like being filled up like this? I bet youâd even have my babies if I fucked you good enough in return,â your jeer is less of an insult and more of a taunt.
It was hard not to tease him. After all, you have the king of Hell ass up in the air and moaning like a bitch for your strap.Â
Your recent comments had already gotten into his head because, especially in this state, he knew it was true. He whined pathetically and buried his face deeper into the already damp pillow.
At this point he heard you let out an unexplained gasp, and slow momentarily. Luckily for him, you sped up quickly afterwards.
âYes, yes, fuck I need more, pleaseââ He moaned, muffled by the fabric of the cushions.
âMore? Sweetheart, you donât look like you can take much more,â you coo down at him.Â
He picks his head up temporarily to see what you mean. Itâs then that, after a moment, he became conscious of the state he was in.Â
Not only had he looked pathetic, tears streaming down his face from puffy red eyes, all of the attention had also taken its toll on his physical appearance.
His eyes had became a demonic shade of red, his horns had already begun to halfway stick out from his head, piercing the couch fabric and leaving stuffing in the area below him.
In a matter of seconds, or in other words, a few thrusts from you, his wings would surely sprout out.
âWhatâs the matter?â You tug his hair slightly backwards, making him cry out, âCanât handle all the attention? Donât make me pull out, baby.â
The threat had brought more tears to his eyes, âNonono! Please donâtâ unghââ you rolled your hips roughly inside him ââfill me up please. Breed me, iâll do anything. Fuck me, please breed meâ
You smile down at him, âAlright, but only because youâve been such a good boy so far,â Your hands stroke his newly sprouted wings and he yelps, before grasping desperately at the pillows below him.
âIâll fuck you hard, sweetie. Iâll breed you nice and good too. Youâd like that, wouldnât you?â
He moans and vigorously nods his head, sniffing loudly, collecting himself from the tears that were still in fact pouring.Â
His climax was building up at a rapid pace, he might have already came once in the area below him, but he was far too fucked out to know.Â
He loved this position more than anything in the world. He was completely open to you and your strap, ready and willing to be fucked and used.
Even though he knew it wasnât possible, he forgot for a moment that you werenât actually fucking him to breed him. After all, he wouldnât mind having your baby.
a/n â So this was probably one of the filthiest things iâve ever written now that I think about it. Might have been too much, I donât know.
Pretty sure Lucifer liked it though.
Also! A specific anon wanted to be tagged in the pegging Lucifer fic so @sillypumpkins !!
Feeling quite moody today after having exams⊠all I want to do is to fuck and break coquelic, absolutely destroy her till sheâs babbling nonsense and wanting more. And doing it in front of the other Garden members? Fuck yeah.
"god, you feel soâ" your words are cut off with a moan, head involuntarily tilting forward as coquelic's pussy clenches around your cock.
coquelic arches off the bed, a whimper squeezing its way past her lips. her skin was flushed and damp but right now, she was nothing if not the image of divinity. those iridescent ruby eyes snapped shut as another orgasm tore through her, tears beading in the corners of her eyes. even as she came, you fucked her through it, folding her into a mating press.
"yes, right there!..." coquelic choked. you saw the way her chested heaved as she tried her best to catch her breath before you fucked it back out of her.
"fuck, 'm gonna cum," you groan, gritting your teeth as waves of euphoria took a hold of you, cock throbbing as ropes of warm cum filled coqeulicâs pussy. âdo you think she deserves another, garofano?â
garofano hummed and narrowed her eyes at her mentor. coquelic has always been gorgeous but thereâs just something about seeing her in this state that really captured her essence⊠âi think she does.â
you have a dopey smile to garofano before pulling coquelicâs legs over your shoulders, pressing sloppy kisses to the inside of her thigh. fuck, you were so sensitive but coquelic looked so pretty like this. it felt like coquelic was trying to push you out with the way she was pulsing around you but as you rolled your hips, your cock made its home deep inside her warmth.
âohgodfuck, âm so close, âm gonna câfuck!âcum,â coquelic sobbed, gripping at garofanoâs dress. coquelic gasped and panted, trying to catch her breath as her orgasm ripped it from her.
you moaned, thrusting into her a little bit harder than before. âthatâs it, baby. fuck, you feel so good around me.â
garofano blushed a little at your words. you were both so lost in each other that you mustâve forgotten that there were others in the room with youâŠ
do u think the other eleven would be a dom, switch or sub? i need some hcs for any of them
the other eleven who literally degraded anyone who wasnât working hard enough? oh yeah sheâs a hard dom but one hell of a brat if you somehow get her to sub and Iâm all for dominant women being submissive. she might actually be a power bottomâŠ
thereâs almost no instance where youâre in control with the other eleven and because of that, you use both a safe word (obviously) and the traffic light system. when youâre fucking eleven and sheâs still able to put words together, youâre not fucking her good enough and sheâs gonna make sure you hear about it. sheâs going to degrade you and say that she can fuck herself better. or she can even have one of her listeners come in and fuck her while youâre forced to watch.
but while sheâs saying all this, sheâs pressing herself up against you, sheâs touching you so gently, sheâs looking at you with soft eyes to let you know that she doesnât actually mean anything sheâs saying. sheâll tilt her head and ask your color, if itâs anything other than green, she kicks in to caregiver mode. sheâs going to praise the living fuck out of you or she might even have the other eleven come out so they can pamper you at the same time. just know youâre going to be taken care of.
if and this is a big if, sheâs subbing, sheâs going to an absolute asshole. itâs worse than when sheâs domming. like i genuinely think sheâs one of those brats that make you want to end the scene(and yourself) right there. but if you can somehow tame her, the feeling is like no other. sheâs so pliant but she still has that bite to her except itâs more like a nibble now. and she sounds so pretty when sheâs moaning for you. but to get back at her for being a little shit, youâll deny her orgasms and make her beg for it.
eleven will put up a fight but she will eventually give in and she sounds so good. her voice will crack a little and sheâll paw at you, trying to look so small but youâre not falling for any of that shit. you donât stop torturing her until sheâs hiccuping for you to stop and let her cum. maybe it gets so bad that the other eleven has to come out and apologize on her behalf
âslow downâ you m-mutt!- HNG!â
when your tip thrusts up to a certain spot inside eireneâs cunt, it has her back arching and she lets out a wail of bliss. your relentless thrusts hit so deep inside her and it feels so fucking good.
you hold her hands behind her back with one hand, the other pushing her head down onto the sheets. hearing her muffled moans brings a smile to your face, and your hips buck as you empty out inside her once more. her body jerks forward from your force, body going limp as she succumbs fully to you.
âfuck, so good for me, ârene.â
you let go of her hands and they fall weakly to her sides. inch by inch, you pull out of her, your mixed fluids gushing out of her cunt. eirene could feel her cunt tingling and spasming around nothing, and she feels incredibly empty.
her hands move from her thighs down to her sore pussy, two fingers spreading her folds. she turns her head to look at you and she gives you a mindless, needy gaze.
her fingers caress her glistening folds and she slowly pushes into her cunt, keeping all of your cum stored in and not letting a drop go to waste.
âmoreâŠ. please.â