I'm not ready to be a functioning adult

27 | Pan | Agender | They/Them | Poly | Just call me Hush or Jay! Feel free to interact just dont be a dick ♡

[slowedplusreverb]

[animentality]

[greenmossloveisreal1998iloveyou]

you should be addicted to shutting the fuck up

You wanna fuck me so bad it makes you look stupid

[whyenn-reader]

[darkmoonhyena]

Inspecting my grean

[darkmoonhyena]

Yep that's grean!

[rnismatch]

(backseating you at the mortar and pestle) man you aint even squarshing it

[sarahconnorjr]

[coffeemeetsanxiety]

[lull4byboy]

hi you’re so cute can i press my blade to your throat when i’m inside you?

[sunsetbuddie]

when you say something awkward and stupid in a social situation that probably no one will remember except you for the rest of time

[motelmoans]

Kinky Asks

1. Have you taken the bdsm test? Post your results! (bdsmtest.org)  2. Do you enjoy vanilla sex?  3. Are you more of a Dominant or a Submissive?  4. Are you more of a Sadist or a Masochist?  6. Favorite way to receive pain?  7. Favorite way to give pain?  8. Most taboo kink you’re willing to admit?  9. Most vanilla kink?  10. BDSM yea or nah?   11. What are some of your weirder kinks?  12. Does your partner’s gender have any sway on what kinks and dynamics you prefer with them?  13. Do you have a kinky partner?  14. Into tickling?  15. Into watersports and/or holding and wetting?  16. Into ageplay and/or DD/lg?  17. Into CNC?  18. Into petplay? And what animal do you prefer?  19. Do you look at “furry” or “yiff” porn?  20. What’s one of your biggest unrealistic fantasies?  21. What’s one of your biggest possible fantasies?  22. Do you like to involve drugs or alcohol in your play?   24. Do you bring religion into the bedroom?  25. Favorite toys and tools? Either in theory or in practice  26. Breeding yea or nah?  27. Got any fetishes for body parts?  28. Got any fetishes for inanimate objects?  29. Bimbos or Sissies?  30. Grossest kink?  31. Do you watch or read hentai?  32. Favorite pet names and/or titles to be called in bed?  33. Have you ever been to an IRL kink event?  34. Do you play with ice or hot wax?  35. Favorite style of bondage?  36. Biggest age gap between you and a sexual partner?  37. Under ideal circumstances (a partner you trust, no other serious obligations, no social repercussions, etc) would you live a 24/7 BDSM dynamic life?  38. Do you remember the first kink you realized you had? What was it?  39. What is your newest kink?  40. Praise or degradation?  41. Big tits or itty bitty titties? Real or fake?   42. Are you a size queen?  43. Best IRL kink experience?  44. What bodily fluids are hot and which are gross?  45. The House has voted to impeach Trump, hallelujah!  46. Would you fuck a monster? What kinds of monsters would you fuck?  47. Are you more of a voyeur or an exhibitionist?  48. Leather, lace, or latex?  49. Top or Bottom?  50. Favorite way to do aftercare? 

[rathayibacter]

you spill dr pepper on the concrete and a single perfect rose pushes up out of a crack

[viewtiful-kim-deactivated202105]

Hamlet adaptation where Hamlet is a vlogger and all his soliloquies are breakdowns he uploads to YouTube

[animatedamerican]

… I am unironically here for this

[oldfilmsflicker]

this is the funniest thing I’ve ever seen in my life

[kabesattic]

This is - legitimately - my favourite delivery of Shakespeare I have EVER seen (and I have seen some good-ass productions yo, in the Globe Theatre itself even). Like seriously, even though the words are unchanged, he’s stripped away ALL of the archaic pretense and assumed grandeur of ~presenting the bard~ that makes even the most wildly talented of actors and innovative of productions inherently inaccessible to a modern audience. Like, they’re still great, they can still communicate the message and (some) of the nuance, but they’re still always a step removed from being identifiable to any viewer’s lived experience. They’re still always reciting 15th century poetry. But this guy? This guy is like, screw iambic pentameter, to hell with being precious about the material, HOW WOULD AN ACTUAL PERSON SAY THIS SHIT?

Like this. And it’s beautiful. It’s beautiful to hear a soliloquy I loved so much already, and have it come to life in a way it never, ever, did before. I feel like I grasp his motivations, his twists and turns, no longer on an academic level but on a visceral, instinctive one. Because he’s presenting his mental and emotional journey in a way that speaks honestly, like a real person.

So yeah, this shit post? I love it. Deeply and sincerely.

[spicedtealeaves]

A post about this went round recently, and I’m delighted to announce she’s since come out as trans and goes by Jasmine 🏳️‍⚧️

Jasmine Brimsmayd

Actor and Writer

There’s a whole series of the Hamlet videos on her YouTube, as well as a bunch of other films she’s made

[were--ralph]

trans kong is real

[mothcub]

What’s popping, you ask? Why, it’s my joints.

[pukicho]

Listen man, I was already kind enough to praise your small monkey in the DMs:

You never got back to me, yet here you are, sending me an ask containing the monkey once again. You never replied to my DM but you continue to send me the monkey, all in complete silence.

[pukicho]

[netscapeshawty]

baseball different from how i remember it

[qualitytimeswithqualitylads]

glad they added new maps to baseball

[yuumei-art]

Be not afraid! For this Witch Hat Monday I bring you the most blursed creature of all, Biblically Accurate Brushbuddy 👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️

[programmerhumour]

Once upon a time…

[friendly-neighborhood-ehrhardt]

[thebeanestbad]

[personification-of-anxiety]

I really wish the overused sentence “You either die a hero, or live long enough to see yourself become the villain.” was less relevant but here we are

[triassictriserratops]