I'm not ready to be a functioning adult

28 | Pan | Agender | They/Them | Poly | Just call me Hush or Jay! Feel free to interact just dont be a dick ♡

[tiktoks-for-dead-pope]

[lifeofloon]

She's not interested in participating in the day

[theunfairfolk]

my little cousin confidently declared that mother nature had a counterpart named daddy electric and i feel like this concept needs to be explored

[chassdraws]

Daddy Electric and Mother Nature sounds like a cute 70s act

[grippydrippyhoney]

being mutuals isn't enough you should have me tied up and naked to use at you disposal but ok

[submisssivegf]

i have a good neck for a collar, just saying

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

always some new bullshit in the ocean

[local-demon-in-your-area]

Why is it always orcas or dolphins

Why can't a salmon do some bullshit for once

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

worry not ☝️ they're doing coke

[draconym]

When I am king, we will valorize sanitation workers the way we currently valorize the military

[thegrindingwheel]

So heroic posters showing trashmen battling allegorical monsters? I'm down.

[draconym]

Yeah but that's just the beginning. I also want Sanitation Worker Discounts at every business and blockbuster movie propaganda glorifying sanitation work. I want random people to salute garbage collectors and thank them for their service. I want drivers who get impatient with the recycling truck and honk at it and swerve around it to become social pariahs

[delusionalbestie]

computer throw a brick at this guy

[idlelizard]

shapely sugar bowl

[hamletisintown]

i drew it because it's so cute...

[werecreature-addicted]

gotta be careful sleeping on your stomach near a werewolf. they see the ass up position and pounce.

sleeping on your side isn't any better they love cuddle fucking

sleeping on your back? basically asking them to put you in a mating press.

never sleep around a werewolf unless you want to wake up with a knot in you.

[skopostheorie]

[jacky-killian]

I don't do "art studies," i draw "wrong" until I get an epiphany from god

[feefal]

Gold, Silver, and Bronze!🥇🥈🥉

Now as sisters and with a complex sibling dynamic.

[feefal]

did you know 24k gold is so soft you can scratch it with a fingernail? Because bronze knows

[eccebitch]

[spin-the-wheel-polls]

you are now a cat in the warrior cats universe! Spin these wheels for your name!

Do you like it?

YES!!!

yes

eh it's okay

no.

IM MOON MOON

results/other

Voting ended on58m

note: I (the owner of this blog and maker of wheels) am not into warrior cats! I just thought this would be fun to make

(prefixes and suffixes from @yarrowleef)

[spin-the-wheel-polls]

I DON'T WANNA BE DEAD WOLF

[gallusrostromegalus]

It's me. Football Cat.

[were--ralph]

yep thats me

[cerastes]

I wasn't sure about letting this Hydromancer into the party at first, but it turns out her sword arm is unparalleled, and she only dabbled into Hydromancy so she could intentionally contain the enemy's blood after she rained countless slashes upon them like a meteor shower on the clear night sky for the express purpose of striking a pose, muttering "zan", and then releasing all of the blood on their wounds at once in a spectacle that the villager elder described "sick as fuck".

[catchymemes]

[orlyofhousesnark]

[leashamariel]

Do people know this is the husband of the prime minister of New Zealand

[creekfiend]

And who is the guy burying him in the sand