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Vampire Beach 2

a quick comic about beach vampires, werewolves, friendship, love, and sports. based on another beach vampire comic i made several years ago

fattyatomicmutant-deactivated20

All of my yes

carrionvalentine-moved

chris fleming is funny because he looks like someone forced a jc penney mannequin to watch sex and the city 57 times in a row and left it on the front doorstep of a gay bar, but you listen to him talk and recount his experiences and he sounds like arthur dent discovering that he's bi at 31, like i could hit chris fleming with a sledgehammer and he'd get up and be like "well what the fuck is this, a home depot?"

endofeva1997

wheres that picture of gwendoline christie holding a baseball bat sitting near a book that’s titled “gay sex devices”

endofeva1997

i found it

helloitsbees

no cops at pride just gwendoline christie and her bat and a book that’s titled gay sex devices

tchaikovskaya

yall my world was just turned upside down i just found out the mongols used colors for directions and west was white and thats the best proposed theory for why belarus is called belarus ie white [west] russia

tchaikovskaya

angelicguy

me after taking two pills from a pill bottle labeled “pills that make it so if there’s a cherry pie in a bear trap, you can’t see the bear trap” and seeing a cherry pie right next to me: i mean, what are the odds right?

atalana

tacomel420

me as a store owner

spynda-remade-deactivated202005

Sexyback except it reverbs like you're in a sewer

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sleepykylo

god this feels like im being chased by a serial killer with a fucking boombox blaring this

slowspinningredemption

I just listened to this for the first time since reading Stephen King’s IT and I’m laid out on the fucking floor

demi-shoggoth

Why did the elites of Germany so consistently underestimate Hitler? Possibly because they weren’t actually wrong in their assessment of his competency—they just failed to realize that this wasn’t enough to stand in the way of his ambition.

Hmm, this sounds familiar, but I can’t quite put my finger on why…

lazorsandparadox

Oh my ggooooodddddd

lazorsandparadox

It doesnt

Fucking

Stop

quasi-normalcy

You don’t actually need to be “smart” to have an instinct for riling up the masses. In fact, I think it often helps if you’re not.

just-shower-thoughts

Every adult has a favourite stove-top burner but no one ever talks about it

pastel-vixxen

probablybadrpgideas

Create a cosmic level enemy whose attack damages the players, not just on a surface level, but “on all layers of reality” If it successfully hits a character, just punch that character’s player in the face IRL.

Lost in the sauce

LOST IN THE SAUCE

Aliens are the least of our worries right now but listen to me. Aliens don’t want to hurt us but the government is gonna convince us they do and incite worldwide panic and start a real space war to avoid advancing technology for the general population because efficient non oil based energy that the aliens have will crush the capitalist industries that need it to thrive welcome to my ted talk

oathkeeper-of-tarth

Another tidbit from the podcast I found… very interesting:

MK: Pearl has her jacket and I’ve seen a lot of people talking like… is that a reference to Bad Pearl from Last One Out of Beach City?

RS: Yeah, that’s part of her independence. The jeans, too, she sort of subtly has those jeans. And this is something… I mean she’s been very different lately. She’s been playing the field. She’s been exploring who she is, and all of that I think really got kickstarted in that episode so it’s very important to her.

I’m sorry, what, you’re saying we’ve been missing out on Pearl’s Spectacular Lesbian Adventures all this time? I have never before in my entire life been so against the Steven POV only rule oh my god can I have an entire spinoff.

So I’m assuming that also explains how we got from this: