Edgar Allan Hoe (READ DNI)

29 | He/Him | Bi/Pan 🏳️‍🌈 | Polyamorous |Switch| Vampire smut writer | Simp for Goth She's/They's/He's | Read my longer stories for free on FangFic.com | My SFW Vampire Zine: @TheFangVerse

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About the author

29, He/Him, Bi/Pan, Smut writer and connoisseur.

Your average caffeine and nicotine addicted creative fluffy hair boy, god had to give me depression and anxiety or I'd be too powerful.

Libertarian Socialist, Queer Anarchist

Check out my longer smut stories on FangFic.com

Do interact

- if you like vampire smut / super natural smut

- prey and hunter stuff

- mentions of biting/knives/ supernatural CNC I guess?

Don't interact

- if you're minor (for real though, you might think it's harmless but this content is meant for adults and it makes me uncomfortable, if I notice you're a minor I will block you)

- if you're an ageless blog (unless you specify you're an 18+ minors DNI blog, look I get it age is a touchy subject for some, I just want to make sure I don't have minors seeing my posts)

- If you're a Pedo/MAP or defender of those wastes of oxygen. If I notice you I will not only block you but report you and make your life miserable if I can.

- If you're a racist, homophobe, transphobe, sexist, anti-feminist, terf. Same treatment, if I can, I will make your life miserable.

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If I ever reblog something of you while your blog states men dni, sorry in advance / please let me know. I always try to respect those wishes but it's not like I visit every single blog from a post I interact with. I have no intention of making you uncomfortable.

Like vampires but don't like my sometimes taboo erotic stuff? go follow @thefangverse I'll post sfw vampire stuff and fun quizzes.

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hey… not to be weird, but do you happen to be the author of ‘to make and break a thrall’??? it’s my favvv vampire smut fic, and your posts just have a similar vibe… o/////o

I am not, although it sounds like a good fic. (Couldn’t find it on search engines, I mean how could I when everything is bloody ai these days).

My posts are 100% me.

Come to think of it I never use the word thrall, which is funny given how common it is as a term in vampire and dark fantasy fiction.

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Low-key homophobic that it’s pride month and I still don’t have a messed up vampire partner who is covered in my blood, licking their fingers as I black out.

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Okay but violent vampires with a corruption kink works so well together.

Like yes please I want to be taken advantage of by a hot vampire couple who coax me into telling them my desires. Like the fantasies that I’d love to try but am too afraid to try.

They mold me into their perfect obedient fucked sex toy.

Like “oh you wanna be gangbanged but you’re too afraid? Well we’re going to intoxicate you and force strangers to fuck you whether you like it or not”

Like fuuuuuccck that shit gets me all turned on.

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Okay but violent vampires with a corruption kink works so well together.

Like yes please I want to be taken advantage of by a hot vampire couple who coax me into telling them my desires. Like the fantasies that I’d love to try but am too afraid to try.

They mold me into their perfect obedient fucked sex toy.

Like “oh you wanna be gangbanged but you’re too afraid? Well we’re going to intoxicate you and force strangers to fuck you whether you like it or not”

Like fuuuuuccck that shit gets me all turned on.

[snuggle-buggy]

i hate responsibilities i should be having gay sex instead

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vampire gay sex you mean.

[valewhimsy]

I have too many questions to ask a vampire that I think they’d kill me if I get to my fifth question.

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Omg im blazed and I just saw the fucking scene where lucifer tries to show Chloe his devil face and Chloe asks “are you gassy?”

And I am like if that was really what he wanted to show, that he was gassy, it would be so fucking funny I can’t stop laughing.

“How did you become so good at being a detective?”

Lucifer in his serious British voice “We’ll see…” *patoot*

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Okay but imagine two vampires spitroasting you and one of them decides to bite you while pounding you and suddenly he's like "bro, this blood is so good, you've gotta taste this" and he kisses the other vampire to let them have a taste.

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Me when a vampire asks me:

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Okay but imagine there is this vampire club where you’re getting drugged with a mind altering substance that makes you super horny and stupid.

Like you buy a ticket to get in, some DJ is playing tonight. Your ticket gives you a free token for a drink, so you decide to instantly exchange it for a drink.

The music is loud, the people are super hot and some of them are just having sex out in the open, it’s a sight for sure. You’re not sure about staying at this place so you want to quickly finish your drink and go.

As you hurry to the nearest trash can to dispose of your cup, your legs are starting to feel heavy and you get a bit light headed but in a good way.

A hot vampire couple is winking at you, the woman biting her lip and the guy readjusting his massive package.

You start to get aroused, the idea of having sex with those two is very appealing, but what are those weird fangs?

Don’t you worry about it dear…

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I have to take these meds because of my various mental illnesses.

Boring, mundane, feels like you’re an npc.

I was cursed by a higher deity afraid of my full potential, these pills contain the magic essence to help me counteract the curse.

Very cool, main character energy.

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Rumors go by that I'm making vampire propaganda to turn all of you into vampire sluts for vampires to use and abuse.

I mean it's true but it’s not like I am being paid or something.

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Okay so imagine you’ve been accepted at a top tier university and for student housing you chose an apartment that is owned by a classmate of yours, it’s part of their trust fund.

The rent is steep but it’s close to your university and your job at a local bar so it’s worth it.

One day the bar starts losing business so your tips dry up. Worried about paying rent you sit in your window sill smoking a big fat blunt. Your class mate happens to be in the neighbourhood and looks up, seeing you break the rules of his property.

“Im gonna have to give you a warning, one more warning and I’ll kick you out” he says with a dead serious stare.

You start to cry, fuck this is your breaking point. If you can’t pay this months rent in a week you’re still gonna be kicked out and now you can’t even blaze away the pain till the inevitable.

His face had grown into a playful smirk until he turns shocked seeing you suddenly start to cry “oh hey I was just joking, I don’t mind if you smoke! Most people do in this neighbourhood” he clumsily tried to join you in the window sill.

“I’ve never seen you like this! Are you alright? Did something happen?”

You explain the situation to him and he insists on waiving your rent for the month and letting you use the money to temporarily live off while you look for another job.

The emotions are in the air and at a certain point you look him in his eyes and say

“You know I could always pay you back differently”

You fondle his cock and offer your neck to him, he smirks and gladly bites.

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Okay so imagine you’ve been accepted at a top tier university and for student housing you chose an apartment that is owned by a classmate of yours, it’s part of their trust fund.

The rent is steep but it’s close to your university and your job at a local bar so it’s worth it.

One day the bar starts losing business so your tips dry up. Worried about paying rent you sit in your window sill smoking a big fat blunt. Your class mate happens to be in the neighbourhood and looks up, seeing you break the rules of his property.

“Im gonna have to give you a warning, one more warning and I’ll kick you out” he says with a dead serious stare.

You start to cry, fuck this is your breaking point. If you can’t pay this months rent in a week you’re still gonna be kicked out and now you can’t even blaze away the pain till the inevitable.

His face had grown into a playful smirk until he turns shocked seeing you suddenly start to cry “oh hey I was just joking, I don’t mind if you smoke! Most people do in this neighbourhood” he clumsily tried to join you in the window sill.

“I’ve never seen you like this! Are you alright? Did something happen?”

You explain the situation to him and he insists on waiving your rent for the month and letting you use the money to temporarily live off while you look for another job.

The emotions are in the air and at a certain point you look him in his eyes and say

“You know I could always pay you back differently”

You fondle his cock and offer your neck to him, he smirks and gladly bites.

[bvckbiter]

“is this character good or bad” “is this ship unproblematic or not” “is this arc deserving of redemption or not” girl…

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Okay so imagine if vampires were like a normal part of life and that governments decided to replace prisons with a program where all convicted criminals get auctioned off to become a vampires pet.

The vampires can do whatever they want to their pets, including ending their lives when they see fit.

Obviously they’d fuck you, drink your blood and other ‘entertaining’ things

Would you commit a crime?

Like on day 1 that it gets enacted

I would fantasize about it but not do it.

Not sure

Nope nope nope.

Voting ended onMay 6

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If other monsters were included which monster would you want to be your owner?

Werewolf

Orc

Ghoul

Demon

Other

Voting ended onMay 6