I DO I GET A GOOD VIBE

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[flipchild]

Would you eat something called 'Cream of Burger' soup?

[norahsdove]

Yeah probably but that's because I'm a piece of shit

[pissvortex]

REPORT: White House insider states that Xi Jinping has allegedly "Pulled it out and tapped it on (President Donald Trump's) tongue(...)"

[rnismatch]

i think id be able to play it cool in this situation id just take my time and invest wisely

[just-shower-thoughts]

Babies are socially accepted parasites.

[onion-souls]

When u read Ayn Rand 1 time

[unfitninjuh]

They’re not a parasite, they’re a potential investment

[onion-souls]

When you read Ayn Rand a dozen times

[thewolfstrongdiary]

Scratching your vaginer through your baggy jeans pocket #yes

[straightboyfriend]

if it’s your birthday: happy birthday

if it’s not your birthday: reflect on why that is. 👆🏽

[longnuts]

May I please have some pussy

[lexbians]

gmail = garry's mail

[saturniandragon]

garry's spot

[lexbians]

when she hits the garry's spot

[mrsterlingeverything]

Sunday!

[blemgoid]

combine eight pieces of UNCLE TECH SCRAP to create one random UNCLE DEVICE

[milk5]

Each pea makes us closer to getting bigger

[milk5]

Eventually we get larger from eating them

[magicfriend1000000000000000]

my underground guppy fighting ring just got busted

[magicfriend1000000000000000]

guppys fucking in the streets

[magicfriend1000000000000000]

guppy prisons overflowing with guppys

[skopostheorie]

I really do like this tweet

[gerdarntz]

Larry Bird and Magic Johnson backing their big booty asses up in tiny shorts and touching their big asses together.

[bippus]

Fuckkkkkk