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@sporewhore69
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I sell nudes and videos!
I really want to get my nails done for Valentine’s Day tomorrow but I am $30 short! Please help me by buying my nudes and videos. 💗💗💗
Hi there 😊 interested in seeing more? I sell nudes and customs videos. Anything from anal play to cuckholding to dildo titty fucking to even foot stuff. Anything you desire I can probably make come true.
Absolutely no video chats. Message me. I have good rates, I respond quickly, and I’m as friendly as you want me to be 💦😈😘 Leo’s get a discount! ♌️🦁
I sell nudes and videos!
I really want to get my nails done for Valentine’s Day tomorrow but I am $30 short! Please help me by buying my nudes and videos. 💗💗💗
When the waitress bring out the receipt
I absolutely hate this
every single time i tell people i plan on living in a haunted lighthouse and need a plan to afford a historical building like that, every single person, including my Mom, says “you could just build a new one and kill someone in it” and that’s why im never attending any of my friends’ housewarming parties
Anyway, the CW hates lesbians and only uses them to exploit us for views pass it on
Co-napping is a beautiful thing. Knock out with me so I know it’s real
Sometimes you gotta just pace around a room and give yourself your own damn TEDtalk
wish i could afford your rates, you're stunning
Aw thank you 💗💗💗
Hi there 😊 interested in seeing more? I sell nudes and customs videos. Anything from anal play to cuckholding to dildo titty fucking to even foot stuff. Anything you desire I can probably make come true.
Absolutely no video chats. Message me. I have good rates, I respond quickly, and I’m as friendly as you want me to be 💦😈😘 Leo’s get a discount! ♌️🦁
I swear i overthink myself into a bad mood at least 8 times a day
Fuck her out of the bad mood she's been in
*planet explodes* *removes one earbud* what
i’m a paypig
mistress told me to send money to people because i don’t deserve it
ill pick a few people who reblog this post to send 1000€, i’ll post proof later today
Mountains, the Tuscan sun, seaside towns, wildflowers, fields of corn, long drives through the countryside, narrow streets, opulent churches, shrines of the Virgin Mary, pasta, pizza, and wine. Nights by the sea, strolls in medieval castles, rolling hills, Italian men, frescoes, the sun setting at 9 pm, children playing football in the street, cafes, poppies, white dresses, copper tans, a sparkling ocean, laughter in the dark, kind smiles in little shops, church bells, the Italian tongue, rosy cheeks, French boys, the Swiss Alps, and feeling at home in a foreign country.
why the fuck is no one naming their children after greek goddesses? Name your fucking child Persephone?????? Bitch???????!?
If that makes you happy, my name is Demeter
In my experience, people named after Greek goddesses are some of the most ethereal, chaotic forces I have ever encountered. Our Art Department’s nude model, for example, is a woman named Hera. She’s stunningly beautiful, rides a motorcycle as apparently her only vehicle, grows all her own food, and keeps bees, turtles, and a dog named Argus, who she walks around town with a peacock feather attached to his leash. I am thoroughly convinced she is not of this realm.
I’m pretty sure you just met Hera.