o'lright

hello, i'm jordan, i'm 22, london, and i don’t use this anymore. insta: xtra.jordanary

[spookylass]

[bhujhe]

[shitpostempire]

[four-toed-creed]

[draumboosky]

I remember one time I was having sex with this mixed girl and she called me nigga in bed and I was so turned on by that because I knew for a fact that I was hittin it right. Like as a white man if I can dick you down well enough that you just forget racial context exists for a little while? I was swelling with pride for a week after that shit man.

[draumboosky]

I think about this every day. It was weird too because I watched Donald glovers wierdo standup like a week after it happened and I was fucking howling man I’m telling you I fell out it was some twilight zone shit.

[yellowjuice-deactivated20190512]

😂😂😂😂😂

[assbutt45]

[ash-kuro]

[trentacool-deactivated20141231]

baZOngLO

[ulibeanzz]

my 2016 goals plummeted all the way down to “survive” really quick

[tterrymcginnis-blog]

people shouldn’t be shocked that bruce wants to fight superman like honestly catch him in the right mood and he’d fight his own reflection 

[damnitlonnie]

Her name isn’t Bruce her name is Caitlyn

[tterrymcginnis-blog]

do you really think this post is about caitlyn jenner……. what…….

[perny]

This just in: Caitlyn Jenner is gonna fight Superman.

[weedstoner-archive]

if anyone asks me why i hate men im just gonna show them this post from now on

[sonypraystation]

[sonypraystation]

you: *screenshots me and posts it publicly* “this is why i hate men!!”

me: hi

you: w-wow is this really necessary???

[stealthwave]

fucking bodied

[auxcord-hoe]

she really tried it

[graham-of-thrones]

I could go for some rough pizza and a large sex

[sportwatches]

3 years mate safe one

[dadizu-koneko-blog]

Good night

[fuckoffidiots69-deactivated2021]

im craving asparagus wtf is wrong with me

[rnacintosh-blog]

it’s better than craving for her to love me back

[fuckoffidiots69-deactivated2021]

i dont know what to say im sorry

[sportwatches]

at 20 years old i'm finally done with my childhood obesity. that'll show those girls who bullied me when I was 12

[xeppeli]