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A Warm Welcome

spotlightsmythe:

Creepy how? I want to be able to tell the difference.

Creepy like he’s 80 years old and thinks young guys are hot. But I mean if you’re into that go for it dude i’m not gonna judge.

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A Warm Welcome

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spotlightsmythe:

Do customers always grab your ass to get your attention? Not that I’m complaining. He was a great tipper.

Sometimes they do, usually I don’t mind it but be careful there’s this one old creepy guy who likes to do it.

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Well, well, well..

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ourlostqueen:

In other words, not only did they cut you off but they also sent you away.

Please, you don’t know anything about me so stop making assumptions.

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Well, well, well..

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ourlostqueen:

Since you have such strong opinions, why do you work here? Did mommy and daddy cut you off?

No ‘Mommy and daddy’ didn’t cut me off, They just forced me to get a job after they sent me here to live with my granddad.

spotlightblaine

Some jerk just stole my wallet.

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spotlightblaine

I mean, if you want to pay my rent go ahead.

Nah i’m good dude

So I guess I should say hello to all the new employees... I’m Hunter and to be honest I don’t really care who you are but if you happen to have seen an iPhone laying around please tell me, I managed to lose my phone again and I was supposed to call my mother yesterday.

spotlightblaine

Some jerk just stole my wallet.

Third day on the job and I got pick-pocketed. Nice.

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Is it bad that I thought that was funny?

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We’ve gotten so many new employees in the last few days. Who knew the Spotlight Diner was such a hot commodity?

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It really isn’t. I honestly don’t know why anyone would want to work here, but then again i can’t really talk since I do work here myself.

sammyeevans

That’s now 20 coke floats I’ve made and it’s just one shift and I musta earned about 20 bucks in tips. This is freaking awesome.

I’m Sam, by the way.

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What the fuck is a coke float?

spotlightblaine

I miss sleeping normally.

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spotlightblaine:

Baby next door won’t shut up. I love kids, but I need my zzz’s

i really feel this is it bad if i punch a child

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Lexi: Uhhh hello? Did you get my number from Sandra or something??? Im Lexi.

Hunter: Uh yeah sorry I must have clicked the wrong number in my phone last night, i was drunk if you didn't notice.Buy yeah Sandra gave me everyone's number.

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Hunter: wasna habg ouo imn baird

Hunter: *boarss

Hunter: *boarsd

Hunter: gdi

#spotlightdstarter #this is the best I could come up with on Mobil omg

rory-food-lover-flanagan:

Hey guys, I am the new chef of The Spotlight diner, though I’ve been living here in Seattle for one year, my name is Rory, and yes, I know that was a very lame first post, but I never know what to say.

You could try saying nothing.

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spotlightquinn:

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First of all fuck my husbands, second these are so amazing.

First of all… okay. Second of all thank you!

they’re just so hot, like I would marry them, Blaine can find himself a new boyfriend XD No problem, those are really good.

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wow..

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ourlostqueen:

I believe mine were crushed well before I walked through those doors. But sure, I’ll point you in the direction of all people trying to scam for free food or dine and dash. I could use the entertainment.