Chapters: 10/? Fandom: Political RPF, Five Nights at Freddy's, Hellaverse | Hazbin Hotel & Helluva Boss Universe, 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia (Anime & Manga), Sonic the Hedgehog - All Media Types, Video Blogging RPF, DCU, Marvel, Original Work, The Amazing Digital Circus (Web Series) Rating: Explicit Warnings: Graphic Depictions Of Violence, Major Character Death Relationships: Barack Obama/Glen Powell, Riddler/Glen Powell, Oswald Cobblepot/Edward Nygma, Penguin/Riddler/Glen Powell, Shadow the Hedgehog/Sonic the Hedgehog, Edric Blight/Hunter | The Golden Guard, Barack Obama/Harry Styles, Matthew Patrick | MatPat/Springtrap (Five Nights at Freddy's), Shane Hollander/Ilya Rozanov, Alastor/Vox (Hazbin Hotel), Bakugou Katsuki/Midoriya Izuku, Michael "Robby" Robinavitch/Dennis Whitaker Characters: Glen Powell, Barack Obama, Jschlatt (Video Blogging RPF), Sans (Undertale), Megamind (Megamind), Morbidly Obese Fish (TIIOSATFMOH), Freddy Fazbear, The Twin Towers, Edward Nygma, Matthew Patrick | MatPat, Springtrap (Five Nights at Freddy's), Oswald Cobblepot, John F. Kennedy, Yagi Toshinori | All Might, Harry Styles, Mr Beast, Bruce Wayne, Original Characters Additional Tags: Inspired by a Cavetown Song, U.S. Navy SEALs, this is propaganda, American Politics, Wet & Messy, Crack Treated Seriously, Drunk Driving, Explicit mentions of 9/11, Toxic Relationships, Sans canonically wears booty shorts, Obama hates the working class and tipping, Car sex but like not in a car but with a car, Tapeworms, Drug Use, Smut, Crack, Unreliable Narrator, Terrorism, Pearl Harbor - Freeform, Masochism, Cuckolding, Authors should apologize but won't, Anal Sex, Blow Jobs, Racism against fish, Evil, Angst, Polyamory, Wire Play, Cannibalism, Knifeplay, Trans Male Character, Omega Verse, Communism, Hurt/Comfort Summary:
The Ethereal Journey of Glen Powell, the world's first transgender Navy SEAL. And Obama, the first to serve 3 presidential terms before age 23. ᯓ★ Tick Tock, the time strikes 3:33 AM 3:33 AM Obama blinked, the witching hour is upon. The powers of the Soul Reaper manifest in an instant. There's only one minute remaining. He only has one minute.
Sometimes he can’t just listen to other people. He was in charge; he had to trust himself sometimes. Because sometimes, there wasn't anyone else to trust. ᯓ★ JFK took a deep breath, “Glen. Glen, you must get revenge. KILL Osama Bin Laden. Get revenge for America. He’s done this.”
He just wanted one, ONE person in his life that would care about him. Not the tough Navy SEAL who could get them contacts or pay for their dinner or who could use him for his body. He wanted someone who genuinely loved him for him alone. ᯓ★ From Golden Corral, to Claire’s, to IHOP, to the White House, to Waffle House, to the streets of Gotham, to the hollow Earth, and worst of all, OKLAHOMA.
Will he survive Mr. Beast? Harry Styles? Hitler? The 2028 Elections?
Stay tuned to find out… ₍^. .^₎⟆