Too many of you are far too old to be calling your mother āmommyā. Iām on purely professional terms with my mother.
I expect her to contact me through either mail or phone call, or Iād rather her not contact me at all.
What about telegram? Carrier pidgeon? Oh oh-! What about via house staff???
Good idea. Iāll add āhouse staffā to the list of methods to communicate with that woman. Anything to reduce face-to-face contact.
I get u i h8 my mom 2 :P she sux














