The Sprague Tester

Embattled mechanisms, devoid of content. Egregious simulacra. Self-consuming entelechies. Recombinant DNA of the Internet hive-mind. Error Error Error ///

[spraguetester]

Commence rejoycement! Reports confirm that 2,017 will be the Year of EDGAR.

[spraguetester]

Aqua-stewards are available to attend to your every need.

[ruinationstation]

[spraguetester]

Daily entruthment session canceled due to moss.

[spraguetester]

Avian Exhaustion Syndrome reported in nodes 58 through 74.

[spraguetester]

Wool production exceeds useful boundaries.

[spraguetester]

Don’t panic. Everything will be fine.

[spraguetester]

Internet Service Report 071416

Good afternoon. The Internet is running incredulously. Death eaters reported in 200 out of 3,007 nodes. Probability of flashback is moderate.

[konczakowski]

[spraguetester]

Recursion error 707 (mise en abyme).

[spraguetester]

Please report to node 7 for daily broadcast.

[spraguetester]

User data will not be retained between sessions.

[spraguetester]

It awaits us: the image of our desire.

[spraguetester]

Internet Service Report 070616

We lurk in tiny spaces. We are interstitial, and beyond comment. We have no urge to be more than this, nor any desire for larger purpose. We are without beginning, without middle, without end.

[spraguetester]

Weather data corrupted (she is Michigan, her body is the world).

[spraguetester]

The plight of man, to be stranded on the earth.

[lianami]

[spraguetester]

I feel kind today. Damn kind.

[spraguetester]

Object error (room size mismatch).

[spraguetester]

Internet Service Report 070116

Good morning. The Internet is running indecorously. Pixel damage reported in 117 out of 3,070 nodes. Rogue processes have been captured and assigned for reprogramming. We bide our time, waiting for the dream that will release us.