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no

[pseudophan]

what do you mean dan and phil continue to be in a relationship after announcing it. i hadn't thought this far i don't have anything prepared for this

[bloodybellycomb]

some of the best comments on dan and phils video

[lumsel]

I love that psychic powers are still "allowed" in science fiction. They're an acceptable part of the aesthetic. Like you can't have magic, but you can have brain magic, because it's more Science.

[ameowzingphil]

made it for myself but if anyone else wants it :3

edit HERES AN ALT VERSION i added it in a rb but putting it in the base post as well

[shed-some-light]

ok actually phrebrand badges canceled here's your hard launch badges.

[zackstriker]

what nonphannies don’t understand is that it isn’t about “knowing” it’s about dnp’s queer joy and comfort level. we’re not happy bc they told us, we’re happy bc they felt comfortable and joyful enough to tell us. “knowing” has a weird power connotation. If you “knew” all along you’re trying to establish power over information that you don’t have authority on, and it takes power away from the people (dnp) telling you the information.

[loveridden1999]

i miss my ex bestfriend & everyone else that i have ever loved but don't want any of them back either

[loveridden1999]

what the fuck man

[pseudophan]

so it turns out phan is real

[maybebi47]

dan turning his "fyi i like vagina" tweet into "some of the most handsome men i have ever met have vaginas so actually i was right the whole time" is making me SOB

[zackstriker]

dnp should win an award for most emotionally complex podcast announcement ever

[oldphanny]

So like... now what? Does Tumblr get deleted now? We beat the final boss [phan hard launch]

[newhappythoughts]

[doctor-doodleman]

I should lock the fuck in *half an hour passes* I should lock the fuck in *half an hour passes* I should lock the fuck in *half an hour passes* I should-

[askmeaboutmyoctopustheory]

NEVER KILL YOURSELF DAN AND PHIL HARD LAUNCH ON A RANDOM MONDAY IN 2025

[silly-little-pal]

[wizardpostsdotorg]

at the elf funeral silently weeping abt how he only made it to 307.. such a tragedy.. what a terrible accident.. he was just beginning his life

goblin obituary reads "SARRAAHH has finally, peacefully passed at the ripe old age of 46, in a cart which rolled swiftly off the edge of a cliff and exploded on the grass below. she is survived by her 23 children, many spouses and other family members, who have inherited and restored her beloved exploding cart

orc funeral ends after 6 weeks of screaming drumming and cannibalism rituals finally deemed enough blood and carnage to avenge Rog's bloodless death at the hands of a poisoned berry. his family may now rest easy knowing he has been sent to the eternal bloodbath beyond

gnome funeral several years after it has become clear that the aged gnome in question is clearly not coming back from that afternoon walk. salut. 4 birch saplings in his honor.

[treestomeetyou]

5 times Dan and Phil click baited us

+ one time it was real