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"my hungry ass could never be a brain surgeon": funny, bland, basic
"my hungry ass could never be a necromancer": WHAT the fuck? are you eating the bones?
we missed the opportunity of harrow and gideons ship name being "harrowin"
we fuckin on the bone bed
i can’t stop using this reaction image so i made it griddlehark lololol
gideon nav was raised in a cult with a bunch of old people who hated her, bullied for years by the most powerful necromancer the ninth has ever seen, forced to either aid said necromancer on her journey to lyctorhood or rot on the planet she hates so much, falls in love and gives her life for that necromancer, and on top of all this she's GINGER oh my god give our girl a BREAK
gideon (trynna fuck): sooo, haha, have you ever like... done this before?
harrow: what? griddle, what the fuck are you talking about?
gideon (nervously): i mean like- like, how many bodies do you have?
harrow: gideon, i told you, 200- i can't believe you i thought we discussed this in the pool-
unexpected side effects of reading the locked tomb include the inclusion of words like "inexorable" and "indelibly" in your art history papers
i LOVE how the locked tomb does god. the first book spends pages upon PAGES of dialogue building up how almighty and powerful he is, and then you read htn and it's like. No, he's actually just some guy named john. he makes your mom jokes. he's the kinda off putting but funny uncle at a family gathering. Like there's something off about this one but then he ruffles your hair, calls you "kiddo", and starts talking about when he almost killed a guy in vegas via scooter
"happy griddlehark fic!" i says to the ao3 writer. "fuck you." says the ao3 writer, whos was actually the fuck you guy.
Thank you so much for seemingly joining Tumblr just to post tlt, a friend sent me one of your recent posts and I fell through your entire descent.
This series chewed me up and spit me out. Its so vindicating seeing others experience the same thing.
Also hell yeah Camilla ace forever 🖤💜🤍
HELLLOOOOO THIS MADE MY LIFE WHAT!!!! its so cool seeing people care about my little liveblog (well not so much of a liveblog anymore)! i knew i had to make a tumblr account for this fandom the second i got ahold of the books because like... its so good and i needed to share my grief with people. we're all just weathering the alectopause tg for reallllll
AND HELL YEAH SPREADING THE ACE CAM AGENDA!!!!
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Harrowhark Nonagesimus/Gideon Nav- The Locked Tomb
Neil Josten/Andrew Minyard- All for the Game
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the parallel between gideon's angry, "i gave her my whole life" in gtn (page 31) and her almost pleading tone when she says, "i gave you my whole life, harrow, and you didn't even want it" in htn LIKE ??? HOW ARE ANY OF US OKAY ??
this one part from harrow the ninth always made me really upset. so i made a four page comic out of it!
this is fucking amazing oh my GOD
paul is schrodingers gender
"just don't leave me alone wondering where you are" kiriona not knowing where harrow is oh im sick