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Just some strange stuff straight out of my head

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Moms <3

Mom: Would you give me a plate, please? Me: Big or small? Mom: Flat, please.

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So cold

It’s getting cold outside, Cold inside everyone, Winter in my mind, What a feeling. --spreewaldschwaben

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From the movie The Fall

Roy: All right, close your eyes. What do you see? Alexandria: Nothing. Roy: Rub them... Can you see the stars? Alexandria: Yes. ✰✲✴✶✩✬ ✰✲✴✶✩✬ ✰✲✴✶✩✬ ✰✲✴✶✩✬ ✰✲✴✶✩✬

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When I am mad, instead of arguing with ppl, doing yoga or eating fast food, I just angrily chew carrots until I feel better. Best stress relief.

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Love (from: Beginners)

--Hal: That's okay.

--Oliver: No, it's not. You can't hide this from him. He loves you.

--Hal: For someone with so much relationship advice, you seem awfully alone.

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Madness is like a spiral and I kinda love it ^^

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Oh, so...you like dogs? Do you have time to get married tomorrow?

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Missed opportunities. Fuck.

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No, you don’t need coffee to get up. All you need is self-discipline.

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Schöne Sprache...

“Sag mal was in deinem lustigen Dialekt!” -”I woiß net wos du meinscht.”

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Prepared for the end of the world

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me: blasts gangsta-rap out of the car to override that I’m driving like an old lady

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I don’t even wanna know how many ppl have never heard of Monet before 13ReasonsWhy came out -.-

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Tolle Sache: Auch wenn ihr eine Dumme Person noch so nervig findet, wird sie nie davon erfahren. Denn sie selbst sieht sich nicht als dumm an und fühlt sich somit allzeit beliebt 

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mood: listening to sad Russian waltzes and reading a book

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