[desflorecia]

[sprelogie]

[apoplecticskeptic-deactivated20]

the "Eight I'd Really Rather You Didn'ts" of Pastafarianism

I’d Really Rather You Didn’t Act Like A Sanctimonious Holier-Than-Thou Ass When Describing My Noodly Goodness. If Some People Don’t Believe In Me, That’s Okay. Really, I’m Not That Vain. Besides, This Isn’t About Them So Don’t Change The Subject.

I’d Really Rather You Didn’t Use My Existence As A Means To Oppress, Subjugate, Punish, Eviscerate, And/Or, You Know, Be Mean To Others. I Don’t Require Sacrifices, And Purity Is For Drinking Water, Not People.

I’d Really Rather You Didn’t Judge People For The Way They Look, Or How They Dress, Or The Way They Talk, Or, Well, Just Play Nice, Okay? Oh, And Get This Through You Thick Heads: Woman=Person, Man=Person. Samey-Samey. One is Not Better Than The Other, Unless We’re Talking About Fashion And I’m Sorry, But I Gave That To Women And Some Guys Who Know The Difference Between Teal And Fuchsia.

I’d Really Rather You Didn’t Indulge In Conduct That Offends Yourself, Or Your Willing, Consenting Partner Of Legal Age AND Mental Maturity. As For Anyone Who Might Object, I Think The Expression Is Go Eff Yourself, Unless They Find That Offensive In Which Case They Can Turn Off The TV For Once And Go For A Walk For A Change.

I’d Really Rather You Didn’t Challenge The Bigoted, Misogynist, Hateful Ideas Of Others On An Empty Stomach. Eat, Then Go After The Jerk.

I’d Really Rather You Didn’t Build multi million-Dollar Churches/Temples/Mosques/ Shrines To My Noodly Goodness When The Money Could Be Better Spent (Take Your Pick): A. Ending Poverty B. Curing Diseases C. Living In Peace, Loving With Passion, And Lowering The Cost Of Cable. I Might Be A Complex Carbohydrate Omniscient Being, But I Enjoy The Simple Things In Life. I Ought To Know. I AM The Creator.

I’d Really Rather You Didn’t Go around Telling People I Talk To you. You’re Not That Interesting. Get Over Yourself. And I Told You To Love Your Fellow Man, Can’t You Take A Hint?

I’d Really Rather You Didn’t Do Unto Others As You Would Have Them Do Unto You If You Are Into, Um, Stuff That Uses Alot Of Leather/Lubrication/Las Vegas. If The Other Person Is Into It However (Pursuant To #4), Then Have At It, Take Pictures, And For The Love Of Mike, Wear A CONDOM! Honestly It’s A Piece Of Rubber, If I Didn’t Want It To Feel Good When You Did It I Would Have Added Spikes, Or Something.

[doinggoodwithoutagod]

Pastafarian Prayer

[bugiardaeincosciente]

Non c'è sosta per noi, ma strada, ancora strada, e che il cammino è sempre da ricominciare.

(E. Montale)

[goodreadss]

rené magritte

[goodreadss]

Vincent van Gogh “Branches of an Almond Tree in Blossom” Vincent van Gogh “Almond Branches in Bloom, San Remy” Vincent van Gogh “Almond Blossom”

[goodreadss]

VINCENT VAN GOGH

[goodreadss]

vincent van gogh

[amorr-fati]

L. Pirandello, “Uno, nessuno e centomila”

[fortezzabastiani]

L'amai perche’ provava un dolore profondo; perché fu molte cose, ma non fu mai furba e seppe amare tutto e tutti, tranne se stessa.

Umberto Saba (via falpao)

[punti-disutura]

Quanto amo questa solitudine dello stupore! Quant’è bello non dover rendere conto a nessuno di fronte all’infinito! Ahimè, non è vero che non c’è nessuno: ci sono io, cosa che non riesco mai a eliminare.

Amelie Nothomb, “La nostalgia felice”. (via punti-disutura)

[wordsnquotes]

Words do not express thoughts very well. They always become a little different immediately after they are expressed, a little distorted, a little foolish.

Hesse, Herman. Siddhartha.  (via wordsnquotes)

[atavisticresurgence]

The pain of not having everything in common and the misfortune of having everything in common.

Albert Camus, Notebooks 1935-1942

*This is what being a misanthrope is like.

(via atavisticresurgence)

[acknowledgetheabsurd]

So let’s annihilate everything, I say. That’s my philosophy. God denies the world, and I deny God. Long live nothing, for it’s the only thing that exists.

Albert Camus, State of Siege (via acknowledgetheabsurd)

[perpassareiltempo-deactivated20]

Sarei già andato lontano, tanto lontano quanto è grande il mondo, se non mi trattenessero le stelle che hanno legato il mio al tuo destino, così che solo in te posso conoscermi. E la poesia, i sogni, il desiderio, tutto mi spinge a te, alla tua natura, […]

[J. W. Goethe] (via conlostomacodimagnolia)

[sprelogie]

Me entering a bookstore: *my skin clears, an ethereal glow emanates from my body, small woodland animals gather at my feet, I am at peace*