Another day in the sun, another day of fun! Yesterday was a day of excitement, wasn’t it?! We’ve collected a few testimonials for your perusal! We also have an update for some areas around Spring Rise! Breezy Beach is now safe from the threat of deadly sharks & may now be visited again! Watch out for North Hanami Forest, our sources say it is *extremely* dangerous now! Stay safe folks!
✎₊˚⊹♡ 🐢➜⋮ HAUNTED HOUSE, CONTINUED!
When asked what they remembered upon discovering the house, we received this answer from Mr. Hubert Oswell: “Well, the first thing I remember is being hit by a headache. We never did figure out what caused those headaches when we first entered.”
Another amended: "Anytime we entered another room, the last door would vanish. Sometimes the entire room..."
One Jude Mathis added: “The interior seemed to be abandoned. At first, there were dolls torn apart, broken furniture, and an ominous note.... But then it got even stranger afterwards.”
We asked: “How did you escape?”
Ludger Kresnik answered: "We had to realize it was all a dream. Then we just... teleported outside."
Mr. Oswell expanded: “I started to think that it was all dreamlike.... When we spotted a staircase that had suddenly appeared, I just ran for it with the others. And that's when I suddenly was on the South Hanami Forest floor, all by myself. Fortunately, the others managed to escape as well."
We’re glad everyone made it out safe in the end!
✎₊˚⊹♡ 🐢➜⋮ ATTACK OF SHARKNADO 2: ELECTRIC BOOGALOO?!
"I was one of the people on the beach when it happened,” said Velvet Crowe. "I did see the water had started moving weirdly, but I have no idea what actually made it start. I know people were trying to summon a Sharknado in the days leading up to it. How much that had to do with it, though? I don't know."
When asked what happened next, she had this to say: "Sharks started flying? Then someone dove into the water and decided they wanted to become a projectile or something. That was when everyone started getting ready to fight."
Another witness states: "It was kind of a combination effect; a guy took on the shark form, and then the tornado form. While the rest of us were handling the extra sharks being thrown around, Ludger kinda went to town on him. Could've gotten messier than that, but things managed to settle down."
Miss Rinwell says: "It was a big team effort! I don't think we could have done it if we all were trying to work on our own."
There were no casualties reported.
✎₊˚⊹♡ 🐢➜⋮ DAILY AD: SNACKS & HATS!
Now a word from our sponsors:
"Come on down to the mushroom kingdom snack stall for tasty far away treats that you won't find anywhere else. Promotion deal, you get a free "I survived Sharknado" sticker with every purchase." - Serina"
Interested in the shark hoodies and book club shirts you've been seeing people wearing around the festival? Come on over to the village square to find the shark club president and the book club headquarters right around the corner~! Membership is free, and comes with those eye-catching outfits! Of course, if clubs aren't your thing but you still want clothes to suit the festival mood, Ramuda-chan's clothing stall welcomes anyone interested and accepts any and all requests~! Drop by to check out some example outfits!" - Ramuda