[title pt: welcome to our blog&. it is terrible. /end pt]
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hi! we& have no name but 🪓 (pt: axe emoji /pt) works fine in a pinch. afton& is also acceptable if (pt: if /pt) this emoji is not accessible to you for whatever reason. no you cannot drop the ampersand. if we're& friends, you can call us& as a collective grouping whatever. just know we& don't identify with or have a name and it's just for convenience and ease of social interaction because we& lack a "collective" sense of identity.
the body's an adult and we& are a plural constellation. plural focused and often diary-esque sideblog is @laikamajor - also literally nothing here gets tagged i fear. proud owners& of the #1 shrike fan title. we& love shrike. honestly not intending to put much here in our pinned. all other info must be unlocked./s
generally pretty into wizard101, dialtown, fnaf, and a large handful of fnaf-adjacent media at the moment.
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12/9/25: @arcanonical -> @springtrapping
divider then decorative stamps under the cut. some of them are moving, but none should trigger photosensitive conditions. all undescribed right now unforts.
baseball interviewers will ask "how do you throw the ball so good" and Mariners players will casually drop that they have a headmate who plays the game for them
overheard in the coffee shop from a middle aged gay man to his (female) friend: “are you embarrassed? about being foolish? please manage yourself better in this situation. this man is not behaving as if he is interested in you.”
Shopkeepers! Meet some of the shop runners in Salem!
Some lore/fun facts;
Ms Cooke baked her human form. She is basically a gingerbread man, when the famine starts and food rots, so does she from the inside out. She doesn't possess anyone but crafts her form, unlike Pest and War.
Tristan is a Chronomancer, he can hear everyones internal clock ticking down, he's fascinated with figuring out what makes people tick. He rewinds the clock slightly on the corpses he uses, winding them up like clockwork toys to function for a limited time, sort of night at the museum style. He can't use evil corpses simply because he can't figure out how their clocks should 'tick' to rewind them. He also has a pet cat that was his first taxidermy, that 'sleeps' through the day mostly. He's also not exactly aware of the full extent of his magic being a little prodigy and working entirely on instincts and vibes and not practice or research which absolutely infuriates the necromancer.
Phoebe got the antiques store from Deedee (Medium) when she became bed ridden from illness. Two eccentrics vibing! Though she might uh clock the coven too hard with her scrying ball and have to be silenced permanently.
Akan is able to see peoples auras, he chooses to wear the blindfold to enhance the sight of his third eye and focus on the auras of people, having meditated and practiced his talents for years as a travelling merchant before moving into Salem.
Dexter kind of indirect to the mafia, he enjoys cleaning, he doesn't ask questions. He gets notified and payed and doesn't care for the details, he might've done his fair share of messy work before moving to Salem.
Fauna loves making little squirrel and bird houses around. She is a nature mage and always has flowers of all kinds even those that should be out of season or are hard to grow in certain climates.
Spencer is like honestly borderline egotist, and about one silly away from blackmailer. His bugs aren't always for safety, being given a restraining order by the socialite, banned from the estate, for placing cameras in peoples bedrooms and bathrooms. And also had a large amount of his camera and film confiscated by the investigator, well he has enough dirt to not make it all, he tends to sell the material he collects on the black market. He doesn't really care who wins as long as he does, a good time, he'll happily backstab any one of any faction.
Connie uses their mom's maiden name as their alias, bc their father happened to be the man who started the rebellion in Salem and was executed for it. On his death he declared he didn't have any children, and they were written out. A guard pretty much smuggled them out of town to avoid having them also executed, tried to have them adopted by a nice couple, nice couple might've actually been part of mafia's trafficking ring. They went through several 'foster' homes, before being deemed too difficult and abandoned in a basement to starve, being later saved by the coven. Moving back into Salem. They also had an older sister, her name was Dawn. Their originally lived in the capitol, their mother worked in the palace and was accused of food tampering/poisioning, they made Dawn test the blamed food, it had been poisoned by someone else, Dawn died and their mom was executed, their father then left the capitol and moved to Salem with Connie and started up the rebellion against the king.
