Life Sucks Sometimes

Just some imagines about people who have no idea I exist. A drug dealer once called me lil homie and told me not to do drugs. Request if you want an imagine. Stuff I Can Write About// Mobile Masterlist// Masterlist//

[bryhclly]

Michael instantly losing his breath at the sight of you walking towards him in nothing but stockings. His jaw clenching slightly as his hand lightly palms the mess you had already created in his boxers.

[lovinglester]

Raising Kids Outside Gender Norms

“Mommy, can I have this?” You look to see your four year old son and saw him holding up a doll. Phil was with you and nodded before you could even say anything, but it was going to be a yes as well. Your son squeals with glee which causes you two to laugh. Phil picked up his son to help him put the doll into the cart.

“You know that toy is for girls right?” You turn and saw a rather disgusted mother. Before you could say anything, Phil stepped in with your son in his hands. “When I was his age, I used to put on girly clothes.” You smile and stand next to Phil. The mother grew even more disgusted. “You must be forcing him to get girl things.”

Your son grew upset and looked at the lady. “They aren’t forcing me to play with the doll! I wanted it!” Phil kissed the small boy’s head and rubbed his back to calm him down. Your son started to cry against Phil’s neck. You glare at the lady and kiss your son’s head that you can reach.

“I don’t judge you on how to raise your children and you shouldn’t judge other parents. The way my husband and I raise our son is freedom of choice. Which means if he wants to be a princess, he can be a princess. We don’t restrict him of what to play or wear.” You felt Phil’s hand go to your lower back to calm you down. You take a deep breath and look back at the lady. Your son let go of Phil and reached for you. You take him from your husband and held him close, kissing his head. Phil kissed the top of your head as you continue to glare at the lady. “Mommy and Daddy are the best parents ever!” You and Phil share a loving smile and walk away from the lady, leaving her dumbfounded.

[koreinkorein]

Sometimes I’d just like to remind myself that I’m investing for a good cause.

gif source: X . X . X . 

[5sostextmessages]

AU: You’re reading in Michael’s man cave

[taronegertonthewelshboi2]

#13 preference: how you sleep

a/n: stuck for ideas so decided to do a preference instead of nothing.

Dan:

At the start of the night you would sleep face to face, simply because you were both cuddled up together before you fell asleep. During the night however, your positions would change to spooning, you being the small spoon, but no matter what you would still have some contact to each other.

Phil:

Sleeping with Phil would be similar but instead of spooning later on you would probably do that at the start. Phil would definitely like to cuddle you as if you were a stuffed bear, but he would be super gentle because you are the most precious thing he has.

Send in asks, let’s chat.

[maryshelleysgf-deactivated20200]

writing fanfic more like:

have I used that word recently *ctrl + f* shit

“are you still working on that fic?” last edited: 24th January 2005 “haha of course”

that feeling when someone comments

planning a fic down to the words you’ll use without anywhere to write it down and getting home and remembering none of it

it’s just a fic no one will care about inaccuracies *spends four hours researching a 2000-word one-shot*

grammar

*sees word in advert* yes that’s a good word I’ll remember that word *never uses word*

my last four fanfics are centred around this character and while it means their characterisation is perfect, people are yelling at me

“oh you write? can you name a character after me” “ummm”

is that a real word *red line appears* well why isn’t it

[kinkphil]

More transboy Dan pls transboy Dan gives me life

transboy dan not being comfortable with his body so he and phil have sex in the dark, phil tying him up and leaving a vibrator on his clit, watching as he cums over and over again, ready to stop if dans to uncomfortable.

dan getting home after his top surgery and crying onto phils shoulder because it hurts, then later crying because hes just had the est orgasm of his life and two of them at that.

[v-enicebitch]

calum’s honestly the type of boyfriend to plop down next to you on the couch while you’re watching a movie or something and slip his hand under your shirt just literally grabbing your boob.. and then when you look down at him questioningly and he goes “what? i can’t help it you have nice boobs” 

[clummyhood]

what i think it would be like to date michael realistically

- not hearing from him for like three days bc either he’s busy on tour or he’s sleeping

- him texting you when he feels depressed and felling like shit knowing that there’s nothing you can do since he’s halfway around the world

- he’d fall asleep right after sex way too often

- he’d get super cranky if he didn’t get alone time once in a while and sometimes he’s accidentally take that out on you

- 90% of all your dates would probably be netflix and chill

- idk he seems like a restless sleeper so i wouldn’t be surprised if he often woke you up at night

- lots of fighting about distance

- sometimes when you’d try to dress all sexy, he’d be too focused on a video game to even look at you

- he’d make you cry a lot probably (both good and bad, but mainly bad)

- he’d be the most annoying drunk ever, always clinging onto you talking about much he wanted to fuck you

- you’d get a shit ton of hate and he wouldn’t be able to do anything about it

- sometimes you wouldn’t even see him till like 4 days after he’d come back from tour bc he’d need to recharge alone at his own place

- way too much pizza and mcdonalds on a daily basis since you’d probably both be too lazy to cook something healthy most of the time

- he’d probably try to be sexy and fuck you in the shower but end up dropping you bc that shit’s hard man with all the slippery wet skin and the thrusting and honestly shower sex is disastrous most of the time

- maybe he’d write like one song about you (but even then it would probably only be like 50% actually about you)

- would probably be shit at eating you out tbh

- but he would definitely have his moments of being a cute adoring boyfriend

- idek man it would probably be super fun to date him if you’re into something super chill and lowkey

so basically michael’s a super chill kinda guy and dating him would be more about intimacy through support than it would be about intimacy through actions bc although he’d adore you, he’d also need his space and that’s okay

[v-enicebitch]

that cheeky ass calum would convince you to let him teach you how to play bass just so he could hold you in his lap, guiding your arms and tiny fingers over the fret boards gently. and when your fingers started to get sore he would kiss each one of them softly… then persuade you to keep going.. closing his eyes, resting his head on your shoulder, humming the notes to help you. kissing your cheek whenever you remembered where your fingers go all by yourself nkjfhbkfblfwE I WANT THIS  

[captain-fucking-levi]

why am i not the protagonist of an amazing story

[broccolizard]

you are though—its called your life

[captain-fucking-levi]

shut the fuck up i wanna struggle fighting demons not struggle with getting out of bed every day

[marcholasmoth]

but those are your demons

[captain-fucking-levi]

i am hereby naming you as the antagonist and now it is my sole job to find you and hit you in the face with a chair for that bitch ass comment you just made

[orangevtae]

Negan: “Look this pretty lil'girl you are…and being in all this mess…sorry for that, darling. You must be (Y/N). Holly crap, sorry for this Hon’. Don’t ya look me like that”

(Y/F/C): “Get away from her!”

Negan: “Oh, so she’s your girl…this gonna be fun.”

[liighty-deactivated20151204]

i love it when fanfic authors do the thing

alternate:

[kahnah23]

#kahnah23#JENNY

THIS IS MY NEW FAVORITE THING! I LOVE IT!!!

[cows-quack]

gillotto

[echolocationtherapy]

@bleachknowitall

[maple-princette-deactivated2018]

@aphnorwegian

[plscalpal-deactivated20180817]

GUYS I JUST SAW A PICTURE OF ASHTON PLAYING DRUMS VERY ANGRILY AND DO YOU KNOW WHAT THE FIRST THING I THOUGHT OF??????

ugh okay so like there’s this new assistant and he’s this somewhat attractive guy, (obviously not as attractive as Ashton) BUT ANYWAYSSSSSS the guy was looking at you differently and talking to you differently and he was even handing you a water bottle differently and let me tell you, Ashton did not like that, not at all. of course you didn’t think anything was wrong, you were super oblivious!! and everyone knew you were Ashton’s, and no one messes with Ashton’s girl. so when you notice that the assistant has gave Ashton SIX NEW DRUMSTICKS in the past 20 minutes you knew something was up. so you stand close by to his drums so you can see what was wrong. you thought he was just holding them differently, or way to in to the show, but then when the new assistants gives him the next two drumsticks, you see him say something. but hes also very loud so what you hear is not what you were expecting. “listen, bro, I don’t know who you think you are, but you’re trying to mess with MY girl. she is mine, I’m the one that fucks her into the mattress every night, not you. please back the fuck off, thanks” AND THE ASSISTANT IS SO EMBARRASSED AND HORRIFIED AND HE JUST DOESN’T KNOW HOW TO REACT. so later that night when you guys get back in the hotel, you’re sitting on his lap and you whisper into his ear, “didn’t know you were so bossy, daddy” AND HE LOOKS AT YOU AND FLIPS YOU OVER SO YOU’RE ON YOUR BACK AND STARTS TAKING OFF HIS SHIRT AND SAYS, “oh baby girl, you know just how bossy I am, so come on now, strip for daddy” and he fucks you into the mattress JUST LIKE HE SAID MY GOD 

[soundofez]

the two methods of fic writing:

don’t think don’t breathe don’t question where the inspiration came from just wriTE LIKE THE WIND BEFORE IT LEAVES

meticulously plan the plot out until you actually have to write the story and then struggle and suffer

bonus method: no inspiration OR plot just an idea that you want to keep working on but you just stare at the screen blankly with tears running slowly down your face

[phantroyeblemaker-deactivated20]

I Don’t Want Phan to “Come Out”

what I want is for Dan and Phil to be caught  on camera playing with each other’s fingers in public because they just don’t care anymore

what I want is for the next hotel vlog to have only one bed in the hotel and they just don’t mention it

what I want is for them to “accidentally” call each other ‘love’ or ‘babe’ during a live show and all the comments about it to be ignored

what I want is posting innocent videos of each other like the pancake flip on twitter with captions like ‘look how cute his oml’

what I want is for Dan and Phil to casually say they’re moving again and end up in a house on the outskirts of London together 

what I want is for Dan and Phil to get a dog together

what I want is pictures of Dan/Phil having fallen asleep on the other’s lap or shoulder with captions like ‘he’s drooling what do i do’

 what I want is Dan and Phil to upload normal videos but each having rings on their fingers

what I want is for Dan to be like ‘wanna see something adorable?’ during a liveshow and sneakily taking us into another room to see Phil holding a sleeping baby, humming to it and Dan doesn’t say a word

[smut-phan]

Since Dan is left handed and Phil is right handed, they could masturbate and still hold hands.

[daddy-sir-master]

WHY ARE WE LIKE THIS