spritesandswords replied to your post: hey asshole its been a long time ive missed you from the very chasm the deepest most lonely part of my heart tu es belle trou du cul (google dont fail me now)
if i ever am in a tree and get one of these messages i know that i must be careful or else my swoon will cause so much blood to rush to my precious little bird brained head i might just faint
If dying comes soon after, I’ll be sure to ask if you’re in a tree before saying these things.
harsh
i thought we were chums
buddies till the death
dont tell me youre one of those guys who thinks friends are like socks aka throws them away when they appear to be stinky but really they could be made into good sock puppets











