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Egbert Josiah. That’s what they call me - 20 - pronouns are always the question and you should use whatever tickles your fancy - trans father trad wife - art education - 2 tired for this (like a bicycle)

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Almost fell asleep at the Methodist church #sorry guys

[lielowatthelupins]

i genuinely cannot read ANY aftg/andreil au fics because theyre so unqiue it just...it doesnt sit well in my brain

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The only ones i can do are alternate times lines, like some where they meet while Andrew is in juvie and such, but even then im so particular

[ballwizard]

who wants to give me pose references for 2 characters im stuck in the composition phase and need ideas... it can be silly

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Something for your perusal

[clytemnestraaa]

hi this drives me crazy

canon is what happens in the text. e.g. merlin tries to poison morgana

a headcanon is a fact that you have personally made up as an elaboration of canon. it is your invention. e.g. i think morgana and gwen had a teenage lesbian situationship before the events of canon. or, i think modern morgana would love evanesence.

an interpretation is how one reads the existing text. it is not an invented fact nor is it a headcanon, it is a reading. e.g. i think merlin tries to poison morgana out of misplaced self-hatred. or, i think that one line was delivered with suppressed malice and shows a nuanced relationship.

fanon is the general fandom’s accepted headcanons and interpretations that elaborate or recontextualize canon. e.g. merlin is a badass waif and morgana is a bitch.

these are all different words with different meanings.

[justdecadentcollectiondestiny]

and a cannon is a large mounted gun, usually on wheels, that uses explosives to fire projectiles.

[thememedaddy]

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I wanna be a decorative gargoyle #dreamlife

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I think if Michael Emerson were to come to the coffee shop he would order a hot latte in 80° weather with honey and cinnamon in it and this is something I just really strongly believe

[coffeeconnoisseurofsantacarla]

This is terrifyingly accurate. He comes running into the cafe in the middle of the day when it is unbearably hot and downs a latte in no more than two minutes. Without even letting it cool down.

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That was a joke (mostly), I love my sibs

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But god do I love my siblings we only want to murder each other like 65% of the time!

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Sometimes I get jumpscared by re-realizing how different the lives of me and my sibling are due to there being 4 of us… like no, that’s not how my friends’ lives work, thanks for reminding me of that

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At the vampire/wereworlf cabin I just found a mosquito bite on my neck the end is nigh

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Paddle board but I don’t trust myself to stand on it so I’m paddling around on my knees getting the thigh workout of a lifetime

Read: I MISS ROWING

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Water For Elephants is such a good musical soundtrack to listen to on Appalachian roads with your baby cousin in case you were wondering

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Had this absolutely wonderful scone today at Dirt Bean Coffee Co. that was a regular scone base with yellow, pink, and blue edible flowers in it and a light, not too heavy vanilla glaze drizzle oh lord I’ve been having her on my mind

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There’s so many children here but that’s okay because there’s also alcohol

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I think if Michael Emerson were to come to the coffee shop he would order a hot latte in 80° weather with honey and cinnamon in it and this is something I just really strongly believe

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$9 linner (lunch/dinner) haul

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Backroads middle of nowhere so many screaming kids in the backseat and at least 4 houses in the past few minutes with “no trespassing” spray painted right on the front porch