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tswizzlesfan

happy pride month to mr. be gay do crime and mr. be crime do gay 🌈

(ft andreil by @dshr-art aka actual perfection)

#aftg #neil josten #andrew minyard

Theme of the summer: I’ve never been so surrounded by people, I’ve never been more lonely

Fuck this shit

danielwaldorf

since becoming a barista i have noticed a few very distinct typologies among my customers. such as:

the woke left: young and fashionable. visible tattoos. often enjoys matcha, lavender flavoring, oat milk, and cold foam. pretty decent customers.

sweet old man: drinks very sweet iced lattes, pays in cash, puts all of his change in the tip jar. sometimes orders hot coffee and i get scared that his shaky old man hands will spill it and he'll get burned but that has not yet happened and god willing never shall.

evil old man: only wants drip coffee and declares it ridiculous that any other form of coffee exists. some variants only want americanos and these variants are even scarier. watch out.

sweet old woman: might need her daughter's help to order but is very bubbly and open to trying new things. compliments baristas freely and frequently.

evil old woman: does not want coffee and only wants sweet tea or soda. will not tip even if she spends three hours in the shop repeatedly asking baristas to fetch things for her.

errand husband: either stiltedly recites an order to you or shows you the order in their texts/notes app. needs to step out of line and make a phone call if you ask any follow-up questions.

grindset girlie: always wearing scrubs, an apron, and/or a name tag. orders the exact same thing every day and knows the exact change she'll need to pay for it. her regular order is both extremely caffeinated and extremely sweet.

#mamabear: is actively wrangling two to four children while ordering. order changes repeatedly because the children cannot decide if they want a muffin or a cookie or apple juice or chocolate milk etc. for some reason these women are always wearing an article of clothing or carrying some personalized item that says "mama" on it.

schoolchildren: band of two to eight adolescents hanging out after school. extremely indecisive but generally quite polite and tip well.

amnesiac in love: grown adult who needs their partner to tell them what they like. gets asked a question about their own preferences and turns to their partner to answer for them. generally acts like a shy child looking to their guardian for behavioral cues if you try to interact with them and only wants to talk to mommy i mean their wife.

this of course is not an exhaustive list but those are just some of the most consistent Types i get. ok bye xoxo

sproutamous

True to my experience thus far I’ll say that

Hello my friends on tumblr.com I would be ever indebted to you if you guys started calling me Ezra at this point

I don’t have really any issue with the name I use in all circles, but I do feel like I’m loosing a part of myself at this stage in my life and I don’t know if I’ll ever be ready to let him go

I feel like I’ve exited identity crises and I just miss myself so much, I don’t function as Ezra in any circles anymore and it’s the first time that’s happened

I don’t know if these ramblings make any sense

Shakiest voice ever talking to this CPS worker gaddamn (I think the air is allergic to my lungs actually)

Overused shades in my eyeshadow palettes, cords wrapped in thread, recycled Tupperware and meal prep, fingers covered in callouses, chunky and messy nail polish in my favorite shade of green, morning showers, too much coffee, watch and ring tan lines, fried and dyed hair in desperate need of a cut