Toon Handler by choice. Ginger by Destiny

You know, I got a toon myself. Genderfluid.

[sproutshandler]

Hey, sorry, I had to go on a hiatus of sorts. I had a heart attack but I have fully recovered :thumbs_up:

[sproutshandler]

Here's your raise get some sleep don't tell Arthur *hands a stack of cash* ~not delilah

Hey, who am I to decline... sure, I won't say anything to the big guy big guy big big guy spongebob big guy pants okay Sorry ignore that I think there's something wrong with me.

[sproutshandler]

may i please take your job?????????????? you need a break

Honestly, I would accept if I didn't need the money. Also, Sprout would probably start tearing the place apart and I don't know anyone else who's well equipped enough to deal with that.

[sproutshandler]

ur so cool pls dont ggi balf amd turn into sha bob

Don't worry, random stranger, I won't turn into "sha bob". Didn't plan on it.

[plutosdearest]

IT IS 2026 in NZ right now!!!!!!!!!!! Happy new years to everyone and I hope everyone has had the best year.. I love you all 🥹🥹

[sproutshandler]

Hey guys

[sproutshandler]

I didn't mean to add that

[sproutshandler]

Yes I did

[sproutshandler]

Just heard the news. Can't believe Austin is gone... he was like, one of the more tolerable coworkers. This sucks.

I have to write it on the memorial. I won't use ChatGPT this time.

[astroshandler]

I'M NOT DEAD??

What is this about??

[sproutshandler]

For anyone wondering, he got shot in Treasure Town. It really is tragic..

[sproutshandler]

Just heard the news. Can't believe Austin is gone... he was like, one of the more tolerable coworkers. This sucks.

I have to write it on the memorial. I won't use ChatGPT this time.

[local-bug-boy]

Last night I had a dream that Jerma was Shelly's toon handler

[sproutshandler]

Just how I remember her <3

[sproutshandler]

Hey there! How's your day been?

[sproutshandler]

Bobette here and I ended up finding this help?!

Oh... eugh. Seems like they really are pushing for Dandy's Daycare spinoff..

[sproutshandler]

May I kidnap Sprout for a little while? He’s my favorite and I wanna take him out to buy stuff and spoil him cuz he’s my favorite. Oh! and did i mention he’s my favorite?

I promise I’ll return him 🥺👉👈

I can take Cosmo too I guess but i have a budget😔

/j

I don't think that's like, allowed, but also I don't get paid enough to care.... in that aspect. He's gotta stay in the kitchen! Can't lose a cook.

[sproutshandler]

i think you guys should be allowed to bite people sometimes as a little treat

Do you mean us, or the Toons? I don't really get why WE would be doing the biting.. well, actually, I know one who does. He's weird. He's not even allowed to! I don't know how he still works here! Maybe I should bite him I don';t like him

[sproutshandler]

do you mind if I cook crystal meth in the kitchen thanks

That's above my pay grade to care about, but also it's Sprout's, not mine. Ask him.

[dandyshandler]

God damnit...

*In Labor...*

Fuck...

The Mayor: Hello Devan. Have you seen My Lady?

No

The Mayor: *Laughs maniacally* Ok.

[sproutshandler]

WE NEED TO CALL A MIDWIFE! *dials phone*

Uh huh... Yep. *ends call*

Okay. They're on the way.

*knocking at the door*

*midwife opens it before anyone can answer*

Syntax: Hello I a

[sproutshandler]

somebody blew up a toilet again

I bet it was that darn reindeer. I'll inform the other staff..

[sproutshandler]

I can't possibly imagine someone with the name mclaughlin. What's so funny. What kinda of last name is that. Thank god there's nobody named mclaughlin here.

Right. We're laughing at this.