The Potato God @spudmastergilbert-blog - Tumblr Blog

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so i forgot i made this blog. probably because i follow a bunch of SUPER BORING LAME PEOPLE who can't keep me entertained for more than five minutes

come on guys get your shit together

[[ not really im joking hi everyone im bad at running blogs pls forgive me ]]

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ask-northireland

spudmastergilbert replied to your post: (( I just realized that it literally says in the…

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you ok there friend ))

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[[okay so apparently it doesn't like how i bracket my ooc stuff aaaAAAUGH i said not to feel bad, because today while applying or a job they asked for my age and i said i was 17. two hours later, when i got home, i realized that i had told them the wrong age. i'm 20, going on my 3rd year of college. ]]

#SEE I CANT EVEN TYPE A REPLY PROPERLY #DONT EVER FEEL BAD NOBODY IS DUMBER THAN ME #ooc replies

(( STOP!! COSPLAYING!! IN!! NAZI UNIFORMS!!! ))

#SCREAMS #hetalia #aph #aph: prussia #aph: germany #OOC

askalfredjones replied to your post: did i ever tell you guys about the time i burned...

You should see my lawnmowerits like the hummer of lawnmowers

that seems unnecessary ur just cuttin grass man not hay fields

#and because of that you should give it 2 me #askalfredjones #text replies

did i ever tell you guys about the time i burned my eyebrows off trying to "enhance" our lawnmower

i did not successfully enhance our lawnmower

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askalfredjones replied to your post: true story i was working on an old 58 bmw to try...

To prove to the world youre the bad ass that can apparently drink fuel???

or to prove to the world you have the insurance to go to the hospital and have your stomach pumped??? i dont even want it mixed into my drinks holy shit i'd be afraid that if i burped while smoking it'd blow up in my face

#you want to test this theory with me #????#hHAHAHAHA #text replies #askalfredjones

true story i was working on an old 58 bmw to try and get it to work again and i poured some everclear in the tank to clear out gunk in the engine and it worked like a charm

if the engine was set up for it, i could have used it to drive to the store and get more fucking everclear

remind me why anybody would willingly drink this stuff

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alfred i would rather drink straight everclear than have to drink 90% of the beer from your country

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askalfredjones replied to your post: askalfredjones replied to your post: ...

I spent it on good beer

are you insulting my beer

are you going to play this game with me at 8 in the morning

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