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baradragon

speaking from a place of privilege (good url)

baradragon

some of you should not be reblogging this

assdad

segamascott

Hello

not reading all that

chaotic-neutral-knitter

do you ever feel yourself fail a charisma check in real time

godkissedme

eagle huntress zamonbol / hannah reyes morales

misogynistcatgirl

I know we are all like "people in caveman times would drill holes in their head to relieve headaches" andwe go oh that's so stupid that's so dumb but like. then I get a headache and I'm like.ooooh I get it I get it. Grug prepare the drill.

greyerwardens

girlinyourphone

I think a wizard can be a princess sometimes.. I mean a tower is a tower

super-ion

Wizard princess uses the guise of damsel in distress to lure unwitting test subjects fur unethical magical experimentation

acolddarkwalkintherain

Some wizards were damsels in distress that never got saved.

classicalcanvas

The Banks of the Seine at Champrosay (1876) by Pierre-Auguste Renoir

carcrashgf

i love not talking #theobserver

despazito

It's actually super unethical to keep a peeve as a pet

puppygirllaika

yes!!! thank you!!! I hate when people do this, it's one of my uh... one of my... oh no...

beardedmrbean

how to commit to the bit properly

azaablue

the best fanfiction you've ever read was written by a woman in her 40s before she made dinner for her kids. it was written by a teenager after school when they should've been studying for a history test. and a barista came up with the idea while they cleaned the espresso machine and busser fact-checked it on their break and the post-doc edited between writing grant proposals and the nurse apologized for typos in the notes after a long shift and behind every drabble and one-shot and multi-chapter fic there is a person with a wonderful and interesting and chaotic life and it is such a privilege that we get to be apart of it because they decided to do this thing we all share, for fun.

fairycosmos

fucked that you can’t fix other people especially when you really care about them. Oh so im just supposed to be there for you while you suffer. like a useless cunt gargoyle

crplpunkklavier

we bought a shirt at a thrift store that says "best mom in louisiana" for some reason (as a reminder we are in midwest germany) and now my spouse keeps walking around the house wearing it and saying shit like "WHO STANDS BEFORE THE GREATEST MOM OF LOUISIANA?"

rockabillywife

The water fountain when you’re thirsty af is definitely a top 5 place to publicly debase yourself

the-punforgiven

I'm just saying, if you're going to worldbuild magic being a "raw, primal force, akin to and interweaving with nature itself" you gotta explain to me why animals don't use it

the-punforgiven

I know the normal answer is "they just aren't smart enough for it" but idk I've seen enough media where a character uses a spell in a moment of brain-off panic ilI feel like animals could probably stumble into a spell or two like, accidentally

the-punforgiven

Also how funny would it be to see a completely normal regular bear cast magic missile outta nowhere

the-punforgiven

Also there is no way ravens wouldn't figure out spells, tbh

They're smart fuckin birds, I believe in them

Either through observing or just figuring shit out ravens could 100% learn how to cast spells I'm sure of it

the-punforgiven

Dogs can also cast Magic Missile but every time they do the projectile is shaped like a bone or a stick and they chase after it

rathayibacter

group of wizards who ask this in-universe, and after extensive study learn to their surprise that animals are casting spells all the time, just that their magic is so fundamental as to be unrecognizable to humans. turns out the only reason acorns grow on trees is because squirrels keep wishing for them.

thatquietkid108

When a species becomes extinct humans have to figure out what kind of magic they were doing to keep the ecosystem from becoming out of balance

hollowedskin

Spell components and reagents have to be carefully put away in lockboxes because you get some really nasty fines if the ravens get their beaks on fire essence.