* 𝙶𝙷𝙾𝚂𝚃𝙱𝚄𝚂𝚃𝙴𝚁!

𝚆𝙴'𝚁𝙴 𝚁𝙴𝙰𝙳𝚈 𝚃𝙾 𝙱𝙴𝙻𝙸𝙴𝚅𝙴 𝚈𝙾𝚄.

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❝ LET’S SAY THIS 𝗧𝗪𝗜𝗡𝗞𝗜𝗘 REPRESENTS THE NORMAL AMOUNT OF PSYCHOKINETIC ENERGY IN THE NEW YORK AREA. ACCORDING TO THIS MORNING’S SAMPLE, IT WOULD BE A TWINKIE... 𝗧𝗛𝗜𝗥𝗧𝗬-𝗙𝗜𝗩𝗘 𝗙𝗘𝗘𝗧 𝗟𝗢𝗡𝗚 WEIGHING APPROXIMATELY  𝗦𝗜𝗫 𝗛𝗨𝗡𝗗𝗥𝗘𝗗 𝗣𝗢𝗨𝗡𝗗𝗦. ❞

𝗜𝗡𝗗𝗜𝗘, 𝗛𝗜𝗚𝗛𝗟𝗬 𝗦𝗘𝗟𝗘𝗖𝗧𝗜𝗩𝗘 & 𝗣𝗥𝗜𝗩𝗔𝗧𝗘 𝗗𝗥. 𝗘𝗚𝗢𝗡 𝗦𝗣𝗘𝗡𝗚𝗟𝗘𝗥 𝗙𝗥𝗢𝗠 𝗚𝗛𝗢𝗦𝗧𝗕𝗨𝗦𝗧𝗘𝗥𝗦 (𝟭𝟵𝟴𝟰) 𝗔𝗡𝗗 𝗚𝗛𝗢𝗦𝗧𝗕𝗨𝗦𝗧𝗘𝗥𝗦 𝟮 (𝟭𝟵𝟴𝟵). 𝗡𝗢𝗧 𝗔𝗙𝗧𝗘𝗥𝗟𝗜𝗙𝗘/𝗙𝗥𝗢𝗭𝗘𝗡 𝗘𝗠𝗣𝗜𝗥𝗘 𝗖𝗢𝗠𝗣𝗟𝗜𝗔𝗡𝗧, 𝗕𝗨𝗧 𝗔 𝗠𝗨𝗟𝗧𝗜𝗩𝗘𝗥𝗦𝗘 𝗩𝗘𝗥𝗦𝗘 𝗜𝗦 𝗔𝗩𝗔𝗜𝗟𝗔𝗕𝗟𝗘. A STUDY IN: SCIENCE, THE PARANORMAL, THRIVING AS PART OF A TEAM, JUSTICE, FIGHTING FOR THE GREATER GOOD NO-MATTER THE COST, UNCONDITIONAL FRIENDSHIP, OVERCOMING ADVERSITY, UNANSWERED QUESTIONS, HANDLING THE JUDGEMENT OF OTHERS, AN UNWAVERING PASSION FOR ONE'S WORK - AND 𝘛𝘞𝘐𝘕𝘒𝘐𝘌𝘚. 𝘓𝘖𝘛𝘚 𝘈𝘕𝘋 𝘓𝘖𝘛𝘚 𝘖𝘍 𝘛𝘞𝘐𝘕𝘒𝘐𝘌𝘚.

𝗕𝗨𝗦𝗧𝗘𝗗 𝗕𝗬 𝗣𝗢𝗣𝗦. 𝗦𝗛𝗘/𝗛𝗘𝗥. 𝗧𝗪𝗘𝗡𝗧𝗬-𝗙𝗜𝗩𝗘+. 𝗚𝗠𝗧+𝟭. 𝗜𝗠𝗦 𝗔𝗟𝗪𝗔𝗬𝗦 𝗢𝗣𝗘𝗡. 𝗗𝗜𝗦𝗖𝗢𝗥𝗗 𝗔𝗩𝗔𝗜𝗟𝗔𝗕𝗟𝗘 𝗢𝗡 𝗥𝗘𝗤𝗨𝗘𝗦𝗧. 𝗘𝗦𝗧. 𝗔𝗣𝗥𝗜𝗟 𝟲𝗧𝗛 𝟮𝟬𝟮𝟮.

𝘾𝘼𝙍𝙍𝘿. |  𝙒𝙄𝙎𝙃𝙇𝙄𝙎𝙏. | 𝙄𝙉𝙏𝙀𝙍𝙀𝙎𝙏 𝙁𝙊𝙍𝙈. | 𝙋𝙍𝙊𝙈𝙊. | 𝙃𝙐𝘽. | 📼.

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OK all, my parting gift. Found this in my screenshots. Cannot remember the context. Enjoy.

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I remember when I asked the dash if I was intimidating and it was a hard split between "LMAO no not at all" and "yes, absolutely terrifying" and to this day it makes me laugh.

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☎️ 𝙶𝙷𝙾𝚂𝚃𝙱𝚄𝚂𝚃𝙴𝚁𝚂, 𝚆𝙷𝙰𝚃 𝙳𝙾 𝚈𝙾𝚄 𝚆𝙰𝙽𝚃? || Ѡ because it must surely be unintentional if somehow naux has managed to squirrel it his way??? || @daemondaes

📲 🖂 [NAUX]: Good evening, Naux.

📲 🖂 [NAUX]: I'm not sure if you intended to send those photos to me or not, but if you did, I'm not that kind of Doctor.

📲 🖂 [NAUX]: Is there something anatomically that's bothering you?

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IT WASN'T THE FIRST TIME HE'D WITNESSED GWEN IN SUCH A STATE. Thus, his question had been uttered more for the need to clarify than out of any particular concern. Not that he didn't worry at all, but she was a fighter - one of the very best he knew. If anyone could handle themselves out in the big, wide multiverse, it was her.

YOU SHOULD SEE THE OTHER GUY. Case in point. It succeeded in curling the very edges of his lips, too.

❝ I never expected anything less - and you don't need to apologise. You can use whatever you want while you're here. ❞

AS PETER WOULD'VE NO DOUBT SAID, MI CASA, SU CASA. The fact that the es halfway through that phrase was almost always omitted seemingly didn't matter. Lingering in the room, there was a short, gentle pause.

❝ Are you staying the night? There's plenty of coffee, if you want some. ❞

@manaborn || 𝙲𝙾𝙽𝚃.

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Office day tomorrow - boo - but does anyone want a thing or two in their inbox before I'm forced to go to bed?

[marinah2oblue]

Ghostbusters

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☎️ 𝙶𝙷𝙾𝚂𝚃𝙱𝚄𝚂𝚃𝙴𝚁𝚂, 𝚆𝙷𝙰𝚃 𝙳𝙾 𝚈𝙾𝚄 𝚆𝙰𝙽𝚃? || (from 4) ❝ chaos is my comfort zone. ❞ || @doctorxoncall

IF THERE WAS EVER GOING TO BE A MORE OBVIOUS STATEMENT TO LEAVE THE DOCTOR'S MOUTH, IT WOULD BE HARD TO FIND. On his own part, his lack of surprise at hearing it could not negate his exasperation, his expression steadily morphing to reflect it.

❝ I know, and it's going to cause your regeneration - again. ❞

A GENTLE CHASTISEMENT HE KNEW WOULD FALL ON DEAF EARS. The fact that he, too, could identify with what was said was, conveniently enough, not mentioned.

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I would use his Pride icon...but I can't seem to find the current one saved anywhere on my laptop...concerning...

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NEVERMIND I FOUND IT SAVED IN MY PHONE

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I would use his Pride icon...but I can't seem to find the current one saved anywhere on my laptop...concerning...

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The grandmother is on her way to hospital ONCE AGAIN, this time after taking a tumble whilst bopping at her social club.

[cryptinspo]

– 𝗚𝗥𝗘𝗘𝗞 𝗠𝗬𝗧𝗛𝗢𝗟𝗢𝗚𝗬 𝗜𝗡𝗦𝗣𝗜𝗥𝗘𝗗 𝗣𝗥𝗢𝗠𝗣𝗧𝗦 ! an assortment of less serious prompts.

❝ i didn’t fall from olympus, i stumbled gracefully. ❞

❝ you pray, i manifest. ❞

❝ zeus could never handle my notifications. ❞

❝ i light candles just to feel dramatic, not divine. ❞

❝ do i look mortal to you? ❞

❝ apollo called. he wants his spotlight back. ❞

❝ i don’t need thunder to make an entrance. ❞

❝ poseidon texts in waves. literally. ❞

❝ my therapist says i have ‘too much god complex’. ❞

❝ athena told me to read more. i told her to chill. ❞

❝ i’d smite you, but i’m on break. ❞

❝ nectar? no, that’s just iced coffee. ❞

❝ i heard chaos is hiring again. ❞

❝ i only curse people in lowercase. it’s aesthetic. ❞

❝ hermes ran off with my wi-fi again. ❞

❝ divinity looks better under bad lighting. ❞

❝ you can’t out-petty a goddess. ❞

❝ i flirt like a siren and disappear like hades. ❞

❝ this toga has pockets. your move, mortals. ❞

❝ artemis blocked me for calling her ‘moon girl’. ❞

❝ i whisper prophecies but everyone just hears ✨vibes✨ ❞

❝ being immortal is exhausting. the group chat never dies. ❞

❝ i turned my ex into a constellation. visibility matters. ❞

❝ aphrodite said ‘self-love’, so i took it literally. ❞

❝ zeus has main character syndrome. ❞

❝ don’t tempt fate, she’s already texting me back. ❞

❝ i once cried so hard i made a river. aquarius behavior. ❞

❝ mortals invented taxes. that’s why we stopped helping. ❞

❝ ambrosia tastes like chaos and bad decisions. ❞

❝ i don’t hold grudges. i engrave them in marble. ❞

❝ oracle said ‘touch grass’. rude. ❞

❝ i cursed a guy once. now he’s a motivational speaker. ❞

❝ eternal life, but make it fashion. ❞

❝ medusa wasn’t wrong, just efficient. ❞

❝ i don’t need lightning. i am the flashback. ❞

❝ apollo keeps sending me poems. i keep leaving him on read. ❞

❝ it’s not wrath if it’s deserved. ❞

❝ i miss when offerings were wine, not vibes. ❞

❝ call me delphic, i give mixed signals. ❞

❝ i tried humility once. didn’t suit me. ❞

❝ chaos is my comfort zone. ❞

❝ i don’t answer prayers, i curate them. ❞

❝ you mortals gossip like the fates aren’t listening. ❞

❝ i forgave you centuries ago. still petty, though. ❞

❝ i turn heartbreak into mythology. ❞

❝ my altar has LED lights now. modernization. ❞

❝ i don’t need wings to ascend. just caffeine. ❞

❝ wine first, omens later. ❞

❝ call it divine intervention. i call it multitasking. ❞

❝ mortals fear death. i fear boredom. ❞

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Genuinely feel as if I will never be the same again after that SoP. Happy Wednesday, folks.

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Watching the finale of T.ADC in the cinema tomorrow (a treat for the husband) and all I can say is that if anything bad happens to my boy King.er I WILL be causing a disturbance.

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You get two of these in one day because this had me cackling. Don't say I don't spoil you.

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Why do you all go feral for him, he literally looks like this all the time

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☎️ 𝙶𝙷𝙾𝚂𝚃𝙱𝚄𝚂𝚃𝙴𝚁𝚂, 𝚆𝙷𝙰𝚃 𝙳𝙾 𝚈𝙾𝚄 𝚆𝙰𝙽𝚃? || need a hand? || @stonehanded

WAS IT EVER A NORMAL DAY AT WORK IF IT DIDN'T INVOLVE ECTOPLASM? Almost certainly not, although, in this case, far from simply collecting or analysing samples, the focus of his endeavours for the evening had decided to shower him with it. Not abnormal. Far from his first time ending up with a dirty uniform.

THAT DIDN'T MAKE THE SENSATION ANY MORE PLEASANT, THOUGH. It was in his hair, on his face, and he could feel it slowly oozing down the back of his neck. He was fighting the urge to grimace at that. Still, he was sitting on the sidewalk, opting to take a short breather. There wasn't much else to focus on.

THE VOICE HAD RANG OUT AS HE'D HAULED HIMSELF TO HIS FEET. No doubt it was a pathetic sight, a man drenched head to toe in slime. Despite whatever he was feeling, though, the sentiment was appreciated, even if he didn't actually look at who'd spoken to him. He was already walking away.

❝ I'll be fine, but thank you. You should get out of here. It isn't safe. ❞