Snek, Snek Snek

[humoristics]

The thing with statistics - via

[angremlin-deactivated20250312]

Numbers don’t lie but people can sure as fuck pick and choose the numbers they give you and phrase things to make them sound like they mean things they don’t

[agentumbls]

learn fucking stats or at least how they can hurt

[karethdreams]

As a wise man once said: There are lies, damned lies, and statistics.

[browsethestacks]

The Batman

Art by Steve Rude

[wendi-g0]

Some Cardis in between comms🫰🏻✨

[finally-figured-it-out]

There was a young man from Peru

Whose limericks stopped at line two

[finally-figured-it-out]

There once was a man from Verdun

[genteelblackhole42]

There once was a man from the sticks Whose limericks stopped at line six. They were fine till line five Then they took quite a dive — But the problem is easy to fix If you just ignore the last line, it doesn't even follow the rhyme scheme oh god I've really lost control of this thing I'm so sorry...

[shredsandpatches]

There once was a man

From Cork who got limericks

And haiku confused.

[ruckuscauser]

There once was a man from the sticks

Who liked to compose limericks

But he failed at the sport

Because he wrote them too short

[rat-girl-big-tits]

@limerickshere

[fremedon]

There once was a fellow named Dan, Whose poetry never would scan. When told this was so, He replied, "Yes, I know-- It's because I try to squeeze as many syllables into the last line as I possibly can."

[paulgadzikowski]

On Tumblr did lasses and lads Their way with fail poetry had. You're having your fun But you're fooling no one - It takes skill to do something this bad.

[lunetta-suzie-jewel]

my name is cow

and when i see

this tumblr post

it gives me glee

i think real hard

for words to pick

so i can fail

at limerick

[mrvelocipede]

There once was a [person] from [place],

Whose [body part] was [special case].

When [event] would occur,

It would cause [him or her]

To violate [law of time/space].

[spyderladyanoia]

Älvamodeus all set for the forthcoming Ghost gigs

[spyderladyanoia]

A little something I painted for a Papa Elf

[allthingswhumpyandangsty]

fanfic writers are so fucking awesome man. they write novel length fics that are sometimes even better than some published bestselling books written by professional writers. like fanfic writers are professional writers to me and they gift us their masterpieces for free. they give us something we can look forward to after a long day. something from which we can seek comfort when life is hard. something that can be our own little getaway. in a world of capitalism, despite everything, they give us all of these for free. like holy fuck. shout out to every fanfic writer. I wish all fanfic writers a very ‘I love you with all my heart and soul. I thank you from the bottom of my heart’

[thelocalmuffin]

Hey everyone, I know it's going to be a busy day for a lot of people, but Google enrolled everyone over 18 into their AI program automatically.

If you have a google account, first go to gemini.google.com/extensions and turn everything off.

Then you need to go to myactivity.google.com/product/gemini and turn off all Gemini activity tracking. You do have to do them in that order to make sure it works.

Honestly, I'm not sure how long this will last, but this should keep Gemini off your projects for a bit.

I saw this over on bluesky and figured it would be good to spread on here. It only takes a few minutes to do.

[yeahwrite]

Writers: It's asking to read your Google Docs and be able to 'summarize' things from them and such things. I just turned all mine off.

[claudia-letonja]

I have launched an art challenge on my Instagram paint_myths.

The theme is re-do a movie poster, but make it Ghost! For example:

Link!!

[cowbell-ghuleh]

The Plushia movies, masterpost.

Making a pinned/compilation post of this stupid series because someone asked me to. I'll update it with more as I do them... This doesn't include the little comics just because of Tumblr's image size and number limits...

[spyderladyanoia]

Love these pieces of art, such a great artist

[cowbell-ghuleh]

The crossover no one asked for.

Secondo finally gets to feature on one of these. Plus a bonus Plushondo cameo...

[spyderladyanoia]

Absolutely love this! Such a great artist with brilliant imagination and talent.

[namelessdumbass]

The four Horsemen of the Apocalypse

[spyderladyanoia]

Bahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

[edwardcreel]

reblog if you believe fanfics are as valid as books that were published and sold by authors who write as their main careers. I'm trying to prove a point

[cowbell-ghuleh]

Guys... I mean this as gently as possible, but please don't get yourself hyped up for a Terzo (or Secondo) resurrection.

It's extremely unlikely to happen. I doubt Tobias wants to go back to playing the same character, particularly given the irl circumstances surrounding Terzo's tenure.

I really don't want this fandom getting swamped with negativity/disappointment when Papa V is revealed, and they're not Terzo....

Honestly I think it's healthy for the band to reinvent itself, and try something new, every album cycle!

[preqvelle]

Gonna miss those rat bitten cock corset jeans, ngl

[spyderladyanoia]

Lace up flies are now forever dubbed a cock corset

[ficandkaboodle]

At least once every day, I think about Primo’s costume and Nihil’s costume and I almost want to laugh because just look at this shit

The contrast is just wild.

Primo’s costume is exactly that: It’s made with that same shiny materials as a Disney Princess dress-up outfit is. Meanwhile, Nihil’s is all extravagant and I look at that and I’m like “Yeah, that is indeed a Satanic Pope of the Satanic Church, mhm.”

And I absolutely understand why this is. I completely understand that when Tobias started Ghost, there just wasn’t enough in the budget for something too insane. I mean, Primo’s mask is a generic old man’s. They just needed enough of the costume to communicate what they were about and, for as costumey (derogatory) as it was, it did just that. Well done, Tobias and Primo.

But then. Ghost’s costuming just gets more and more intense and ornate with each passing guy until you wind up with Copia, who is essentially a blue art deco disco ball.

So you kinda just. Have to look at Primo and try to reconcile some sort of in-universe explanation as to why his father and brothers are all dripped to the devils while he’s. Like that.

Personally, I like the idea that his devotion to Satan means he doesn’t care as much about his appearance because, in his mind, obsessing over detail distracts from his message about his god.

Or, better yet, as we recognize that Primo was actually batshit insane and hated people, he probably was just asked by the satanic tailors what touches he would like done to his chasuble and he just went “Idfc we’re all trash and are gonna die anyway, just make sure it has red on or or whatever 😒”

[cowbell-ghuleh]

Plushia 4 : Absolution

The true culprit behind the Plushia's is revealed...

IDK why but I felt Frater Imperator needed a cape.

Idk if I'll do any more of these poster pictures but I do have some more short comics/scenes in mind, if you all aren't sick of these yet.

Close ups and links to the other plushia stuff below the cut.

Plushia 1

Plushia 2

Plushia 3

Short comics:

https://www.tumblr.com/cowbell-ghuleh/760851805546725377/still-got-plushia-on-the-brain?source=share

https://www.tumblr.com/cowbell-ghuleh/760938830386921472/more-plushia-nonsense?source=share

https://www.tumblr.com/cowbell-ghuleh/761097042812665856/terzo-and-copia-need-advice-on-how-to-get-rid-of?source=share

[spyderladyanoia]

These are just awesome, love the artistic style. Great talent