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oneheadtoanother

seekelsey

rickgrimesbabyface

I don’t care how many times I’ve reblogged this

othersystems

Still thinking about the girl I heard on the subway loudly talking about how her favorite thing about nyc is that skyscrapers have to be as far down into the ground as they are tall and how thats beautiful. Then this guy was like uhh idt that’s true.. and she was like no it is.

ketaminnie

Shes right? Lmao

trucksquared

I don’t think building foundations go that deep

ketaminnie

??? Dude have you ever seen a building be bilt? Go outside lol

trucksquared

Source

I dunno man I seem to be in the right here

ketaminnie

Dude believe women..

evergreen-femme

im just so happy i live in a time period where actual meaningful biological transition is possible. even if we lose rights or the ability to exist in public, nothing can turn back the clock on that, and just by having any sort of access to that our lives are made immensely better. millions of our sisters throughout history would never have dreamed of a day where they could have what HRT does for us.

please don't lose the plot of this. if you're a trans person on HRT you're a living miracle, the dream of hundreds of millions of your ancestors. your lives are all deeply meaningful no matter what anyone says.

t4t4t

A prayer by Kalonymus b. Kalonymus ben Meir that appears in his poem ספר אבן בוחן, יג Sefer Even Boḥan (§13), describing the author's wish t

unabashedllamamusic

Cursed be the one who announced to my father: “It’s a boy!"... ...How could he twist the course of the stars so much? How could he have erred so in his astrology? A lying tongue, a fool’s mouth it had given him For he foolishly transformed justice to poison He altered the law and transposed the lines

Oh, but had the artisan who made me created me instead – a worthy woman... ...I would say "how lucky am I"

Father in heaven who did miracles for our ancestors with fire and water... ...Who would then transform me from a man to woman? Were I only to have merited this being so graced by goodness...

What shall I say? why cry or be bitter? If my father in heaven has decreed upon me and has maimed me with an immutable deformity then I do not wish to remove it. the sorrow of the impossible is a human pain that nothing will cure and for which no comfort can be found. So, I will bear and suffer until I die and wither in the ground. Since I have learned from our tradition that we bless both, the good and the bitter I will bless in a voice hushed and weak: blessed are you [HaShem] who has not made me a woman.

I think I'm gonna go lay down for a little while.

greseadraws

dungeon meshi but they end up in the back rooms, a cursed idea that was eating away at my brain

venndaai

people are so weird about cnc and I always just want to look them in the eyes and say “you are getting mad at people for playing pretend. you are getting mad at people for saying ‘raaar! I’m gonna getcha!’ you are not a serious person.”

venndaai

so much ink and tears have been spilled theorizing that rape kink is about trauma and social anxieties and power fantasies and sure maybe. but I think we’re just mammals who like pretend danger in our play just like every other mammal ever. because we have evolved to find that fun. and the only difference between play-wrestling in bed and pulling out the fuzzy handcuffs is commitment to the bit

ducktoothcollection

showing up to the orgy and someone yells NOSE GOES

spideypawz

My new ocs

only-cat-memes

animentality

team-sbo

Kira: Couldn't they, you know, like put green tape on the floors that point to the exits? Isn't that an option? Like a big arrow of tape, just... She tries to flash Gold the sound of a long strip of tape being pulled and torn off, then you hear tacky tapping as she presses it down on the floor, then she does the same thing for two smaller strips to make a strip arrow.

Kira: THERE. GREEN SCREEN THAT.

agentumbls

The thing is they probably wouldn't even need to green screen it, it's entirely in character for the people to do that diegetically

#backrooms

sentimentalslut

what people dont get about divorces is the Whole Thing About Dogs

sentimentalslut

i have written custody plans for labrador retrievers more complex than i have for children. i went to four years of undergrad, three years of law school, and sat for the bar exam to write up custody exchange provisions for dogs with hyphonated last names

sentimentalslut

my clients are paying $295 an hour for me to go to court and litigate who makes veterinary decisions for Chuckles the Goldfish and theres literally nothing i can do to stop them

sentimentalslut

framing these tags and hanging them up in my office to remind me that it can always be worse

dungeonmastersconsortium

"I don't have a choice, I'm just following orders"

Have you considered smoking one (1) joint?

dungeonmastersconsortium

Like, it truly is that easy to not go do atrocities

"I'll get dishonorably discharged"

Okay at least you wont be killing innocents in the name of imperialism

"I'll go to jail"

Okay so you'd rather go and kill innocent people to avoid a little prison time? You could just go to jail rather than go do atrocities

elf-trash

if Taylor Swift Updates (legend, icon) can do this then so can you

alexanderwales

I really like the practice of putting years after a movie title, mostly because it gives you context of when it was made, which is often the most important part of understand where it sits in the culture and history of film. I say What Women Want (2000) and you immediately get where and when this film was made, and can extrapolate information from that. It's a great convention for talking about film, maybe because film tends to be less timeless.

baphcomet

me when i get scared but find a distraction

maidthings

hi welcome to my kitchen this is my box that makes things cold and my box that makes things hot and my box that makes things wet and my box that makes things full of EM waves and my box tha