McKinley college Event headquarters Hola, clase
This is your one stop shop to everything and anything involving events, parties and extra-curriculars at status quo.Bored students just lead to egged cars, toilet graffiti and HEAVEN FORBID - future politicians.
At McKinley, we strive to offer you the biggest and most flamboyant distractions to get in the way of your college education. After all, the more time you spend at our school, the more money we get.
I'm kidding. kind of.
Vote on the SQ MAIN PAGE text for whatever your next adventure is going to be. As always, I'm Holly Holiday. Probably hotter than you, and at least 75% more interesting.
Ciao ♥
This week was quite a fun one, wasn’t it, clase? I must say, the creativity juices flowing in this place were off the chain! It’s always good to get some creativity going and find a way to express yourself, especially with all the pent up sexual frustration I felt coming from the bible club when I walked by their meeting last week. Talk about yikes. (And please, Jesus freaks, keep your clothes on.)
Art is in the air at McKinley Summer Camp this week. Students are setting up booths to showcase their work and running workshops for all different art mediums so there is plenty of new things to try! Whether you want to give knitting a try, paint a portrait or make jewelry out of pasta - there’s a little something for everyone.
HOW IT WORKS
This week long event will be a week of inspiration, creativity and ART ART ART!!!
We’re talking AESTHETIC POSTS and MOODBOARDS! They can be about your character, or their relationships with others. They can be made in photoshop, hand drawn, journaling art or even just compiling a bunch of images into a tumblr post. Anything goes, so have at it!
Please link each moodboard/aesthetic into the channel in the discord.
You have until midnight Saturday to participate if you want to.
All entries will get themselves a point! You can make as many aesthetic posts or mood-boards that you want and every one linked in the discord will get you a point. Points everywhere!
Woah what a wet and wild few weeks, McKinley! It was a tough challenge, and the campus was left soaking and in disarray but now we can look into the face of our Water Queen, @nuo1zizes herself and know that it was worth it. We have our winner.. And we have peace at summer camp!
With all this tension, it was only time before things needed to cool off. Now y’all need to get ready for the week of a lifetime.. A week where (for once) the only goal is to not get wet.
Guns, buckets, balloons or a good old wack with a damp sponge - anything goes for this hell-scape of water madness.
Who will be our new water king or queen?
HOW IT WORKS
This week long event will be a fun, crazy water wars theme. You may be as much or as little involved as you want. Go all in or just dip your toes - we don’t mind.
If you are interested in your character being the dry king.queen, you have 24 hours to react to the post in the ADMIN CALL channel in the discord. All interested characters will be put in a random selector to pick the winner.
Each player will receive a SPLASH SPLASH message from us that will start a scene in which the character gets wet and loose the game. The winner will receive a message that will allow them to win by getting the mystery assassin wet and win the game.
YES! OUR ASSASSIN IS BACK!
If you want to participate, write a descriptive meme/para response to the message for all to see. Be as wild and crazy as you want. This must be completed by Saturday and linked in the discord water event channel to get points!
All entries will get themselves a point! The water king/queen will get 2 :)
This week was enlightening to say the least... But the good news in all this mess is that the double-wide between the camps is officially empty and we are completely out of toxic substances to burn. So... Perhaps a successful week? Perhaps not.
This week, the McKinley staff thought it would be a smashing idea to burn a huge campfire at both campsites every single night.. and all day, every day! After all, who doesn’t like staring into a huge wall of flames and contemplating every single mistake you have ever made in life? Not this gal!
And it totally absolutely definitely does not have anything to do with the fact that we are currently burning everything that was inside that run-down old double wide that sits between the boys’ and girls’ camps. Not. At. All.
But what’s that smell?...
I think we made a horrible mistake.
HOW IT WORKS
This week, there will be constant campfires by burning the contents of that mysterious old double wide trailer that sits between the two camps.
Because of this... CHARACTERS ARE POISONED BY THE SMOKE TO BE TRULY HONEST.
Each character much answer each and every message that turns up in their inbox is absolutely truth. If you want more messages, or want to send messages, make use of the plotting call tab of the discord.
Please link all answered questions to the ‘ring of fire’ tab in the discord as all posted there will win you a point! There are many, many points to be won this week!
Great choices, kiddos! If it was up to me, I would have a mega marathon and watch every single movie chosen. But it’s not... It’s up to our marvelous Dean. And it was he that decided to go FAR OUT and decide that actually getting hold of any of those movies was out of the school budget so he brought in his very own copy of the 1912 classic, From the Manger to the Cross. Enjoy... I guess.
You heard it here first. Dean Figgy has nabbed us a pretty sweet retired drive in projector so we can chill out together and watch a movie. Now we are settled into our gorgeous little cabins, it’s what we need.
One catch though? We can only show one before curfew on Saturday night so we gotta pick our cinematic masterpiece.
I’m ready to hear all your ideas, kiddos.
HOW IT WORKS
This week, characters are going to be able to put their best foot forward and throw in an idea for movie night.
Your character is going to make a post announcement about their favorite movie, and why it should be THE movie that everyone can enjoy this weekend.
Please link the posts in the channel in the discord and we will find out at the end of the week which movie is going to be played! Each post will get your charterer a CLIQUE POINT. ooo ahh!
This is a pretty easy squeasy task to get back into these events after that short admin hiatus!
Now your cabins have been built with all your wonderful personal touches, you can enjoy the rest of the summer rooming with your new BFFS for life. Unfortunately, Dean Figgins misplaces the letters somewhere over the rainbow so they’re lost forever. Hope they weren’t all that important...
Grab a hammer and a set of nails and get to work, McKinley. The Dean has hired in some professional cabin builders, which apparently is actually a thing, and is getting to work erecting two sets of cabins in the vast Southern fields either side of those abandoned double-wides.
Roomies of these three person cabins have been established by Cassie July, so its up to you all to get acquainted and make your building site a little more homey... Because it’ll be your digs until the end of August.
HOW IT WORKS!
This week, the kids are assigned to assist the building team and then finally make their new cabins homey. There are two sets of 6 cabins - one on either side of the abandoned double wide mobile homes that will come into play later on! These cabin sets are both located in a circle around a great firepit.
One cabin circle for the boys, and another for the girls.
Your TASK for this week is to write a letter from your character to their new roomie.
Each letter will get you a clique point and you can write as many letters as you want. If you just have the one roomie and would like to get yourself another clique point, feel free to write an additional letter to any member of staff.
Make sure to post these letters in the tab in the discord for them to be counted accordingly. As always, you will have until NEXT SATURDAY at midnight to complete.
SPOILER ALERT is that these new roomies will unfortunately never see these letters... Because the Dean is going to lose them. Sorry about that. So feel free to get as emotional as you want with NO CONSEQUENCES.
These will be the roomies your character will be with for the remainder of the summer. if new characters are added, they will get added to (or removed from) this list accordingly!
The Cabin assignments are as follows:
THE GIRLS
Cabin 1: Rachel, Santana & Harmony
Cabin 2: Becky, Marley & Madison
Cabin 3: Marissa, Brittany & Quinn
Cabin 4: Suzy, Elaine & Dani
Cabin 5: Tina & Jordan
Cabin 6: Bree & Zizes
THE BOYS
Cabin 1: Kurt & Elliott
Cabin 2: Adam & Hunter
Cabin 3: Mike, Finn & Brody
Cabin 4: Joe, Blaine & Mason
Cabin 5: Sam, Jake & Sébastien
Cabin 6: Ryder & Noah
(characters until activity have not been added but will be if they post)
I feel as though there are more classes and workshops going on than we all know what to do with. Who said summer camp was for kids? I’m about to go ahead and live my best life this summer.
Don’t fret boys and girls! The fun doesn’t have to end just yet... Or at all! That’s right! McKinley is NOT shutting it’s doors and closing for the summer. Until the fall semester, we say goodbye to McKinley Community College and hello to Camp McKinley!
Instead of our normal classes, we make way for vocational fun and sports GALORE. Be it beekeeping, plant potting, tetherball, finger painting, glass staining, ultimate frisbee or egg and spoon racing - there will never be a dull moment at Camp McKinley!
Not only are campers able to take part in many activities and have the choice to camp out on our newly erected campgrounds in place of the football fields - member of the Save McKinley Committee with have the opportunity to become camp counselors. After all... We don’t have the money to hire any real ones.
So... share your ideas and let summer begin!
HOW IT WORKS
All summer, the campus will be open for SUMMER CAMP!
Though it is NOT compulsory... It kind of is. Students can be as involved or uninvolved as they want but let us just say... It isn’t going to be an easy breezy summer!
This week, MCC committee members will be settling into the camp, setting up the camp grounds if they wish to have the full experience, and starting up their own activities.
For the task, MCC committee members will have a chance to take the spotlight and promote the activity that they will bring to the camp.
Make a post of your character announcing it to the world and link it in the discord. Each post will get your characters clique a point!
Summer camp will be running from NOW until AUGUST 23rd and regular classes will begin again on the 24th.
What a magical evening we all had, kiddos! I hope you’re all nursing those hangovers and buying the morning after pills so Figgins really thinks you saved room for Jesus while you were grinding with that special someone on the dance floow.
Dance like no one is watching... But save room for Jesus.
You got that right. That’s this years prom theme thanks to our genius Dean. With budget cuts. we have had to merge the inter-faith mingle and our end of finals dance and thus... our prom was born. How quintessentially McKinley.
With entertainment from the college’s gospel choir performing modestly edited chart bopz, students are encouraged to enforce appropriate dress and behavior.
Get ready for an unforgettable night spent with loved ones, making memories that would be sure to carry us through the summer.
HOW IT WORKS
This week, MCC students will prepare for the prom, that will be happening on SATURDAY!
Alongside the usual date asking and dancing, the task this week will be to create a MUSIC PLAYLIST for your character. These can be as long or as short as you want.. and be posted in any medium (and any player like spotify or 8tracks or youtube.. or no player at all!).
Please post all playlists to the channel in the discord.
Each playlist will get a clique point!
Also feel free to write up anything you want about the prom, even if you get it all posted before Saturday!
We all could not have asked for a better distraction before finals fortnight. With wondeful drinks and great performances from McKinley’s finest, it has been a week to behold.
Yet again, it’s that week where Dean Figgins promotes alcohol awareness and enforces a strict no-alcohol policy.. When strangely enough we don’t have one to begin with. Which, why would we? Straight edge is for nerds.
Though the Dean may say it’s a great advantage not to drink among hard drinking people, we beg to differ.
There is a rumor trickling through the walls that a secret speakeasy has opened on campus - hidden away in that room no one knows of, and no one can get to. Alcohol flows, cigars burn and the faint sound of 1920s classics float through the room.
So put on your best suit or your most intricate dress and follow the smell of whisky to find that password protected speakeasy and take a load off. But remember.. It’s OUR little secret.
I know we'll meet again some sunny day.
HOW IT WORKS
This week, the secret speakeasy bar will pull focus away from Figgins’ zero alcohol tolerance.
Students in the committee will get access to the hidden room and live out their wildest, fanciest 1920s life. They can visit the bar, take up a temporary job as a bartender or lounge-singer if they wish, or avoid it completely.
Teachers and students alike will be around campus trying to find the location of this little slice of heaven - either to shut it down or grab a drink of their own. Everyone will receive a message from an inquirer and it will be up to YOU if the secret will stay a secret or your character will deem them worthy of the speakeasy.
Everyone who replies to the message will get themselves one clique point!
Also remember that alcohol is a biggy this week, and characters may get a little drunk!
Spooky things have been going all around this week, and Dean Figgins has missed it all. As the week came to a close and paranormal activity has settled down to just a murmur, members of our committee managed to figure out the panic room code and rushed to free him. At least now we all know there is a panic room on campus.. And I’ll be sure to be utilizing that.