@sqiudney

an illinoisan assdork

[larrystyles-tomlinson]

If this isn’t your favorite you’re wrong.

[boredandmoist-deactivated201704]

This time last year I was unemployed, broke, and suicidal.

Today, I just got the keys to my first house.

Give it time.

[blk0912]

Needed this today

[9fail]

[emopizzarolls]

I wasn’t lying

[emopizzarolls]

If you ever feel bad just remeber there is a gif of me floating around tumblr of when I was 8 and I sat on the escalator and knocked down a table of jewelry at macys

[adoring-louis]

Frame of Hearts > Larry Stylinson AU

Word count: 60k (and ongoing). Chapters: 20/?

The abandoned tree house was something to poke Louis’ curiosity. His secret is kept, until he finds someone else trespassing in his tree house.

Or; the one where Louis finds a tree house on one of his run away tantrums and grows attached to it. In Autumn, he finds someone else in his secret spot, claiming it was his. They share.

(basically they find and grow up with each other.)

Tags: 7!Harry; 8!Louis; Friends to Lovers; Domestic!LouisHarry; First Kiss; First Time

Warnings for: Underage; Angst; Self Harm; OCPD (Obsessive-compulsive personality disorder); Eating Disorder; Swearing

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**edit: just updated chapter 21 > now at 64k words 

[johncrocker]

i found the video

source

[snarkymcbarky]

Are you shitting me?

[distortiondevil]

AW SHIT, GET IT GURL

[chandrar-nalaar]

Those poor leeks tho

[never-let--it-die-deactivated20]

This is Chester. When I was in Afghanistan I got a care package from one of those “Adopt a Soldier” programs that lets families send care packages to service men and women who are deployed overseas. Anyway, I got this care package, and it came with the usual stuff: Baby wipes, crackers, peanut butter, the Dad threw in a pack of cigarettes, and there was some jerky. But there was also a little beanie baby gold fish and a hand written note from a 7 year old girl that said “Dear Soldier, (I wasn’t even mad) I hope you are doing well. I’m sorry you have to miss thanksgiving with your family. This is my friend Chester. He keeps me safe from monsters, but I think you need him more than I do. I hope he keeps you safe from the monsters you’re fighting. Take good care of him for me”.

You bet your ass that little fish was in my pocket every time I went on patrol.

[bradleyy]

SHOUTOUT TO THAT ONE PERSON THAT HEARS YOU WHEN YOU’RE TALKING IN A GROUP AND SMILES OR REPLIES SO YOU DONT FEEL LIKE A TWAT

[honeyandlavender]

[shantelncbret]

[kevinology]

this picture pisses me off so fucking much. THIS FUCKING PICTURE OF GOD DAMN COOKIE DOUGH. DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND THAT WHEN YOU BAKE FUCKING COOKIES, THEY SPREAD OUT AND ELONGATE. THESE COOKIES ARE PRACTICALLY TOUCHING EACHOTHER. THIS IS GONNA END UP BEING A DAMN COOKIE CAKE. ARE U SHITTING ME HAVE YOU NEVER BAKED COOKIES BEFORE. YOU CAN NOT BAKE 32 INDIVIDUAL COOKIES ON A PAN MADE FOR 16 MAXIMUM. motherfucker

[cuntamination]

[kanyewesticle]

Look at all those ducks there are at least ten

[epikalia]

Well, you’re not wrong.

[sqiudney]

is anybody else noticing the one damn white duck? l IKE BE YOURSELF HOMEE

[seeedkeeeper-deactivated2018062]

shoutouts to those low maintenance best friends. the ones who you don't speak to for months because both of yall are living life but when you catch up it's nothing but intense love.

[stylinson-moan]

[disasterlarper]

you know whatd be a fun exercise

get a writer and an artist together. artist does a sketch, writer writes a handful of paragraphs. they give them to each other.

writer has to write a handful of paragraphs on the scene depicted in the sketch, and it cant be just like, describing it. artist has to draw a new sketch from the writing.

it’d be a neat lil’ flex-the-muscles sort of thing. 

[gamechangershow]

This HR dept doesn’t negotiate with Terrorists.

Finish reading This Is The Most Passive-Agressive Office Note Battle We’ve Ever Seen

[elleinead]

my first short comics! I made it on time I guess. I wanted to finish this before christmas ends, goal achieved aw yea! I tried therefore no one should criticize me orz Merry Christmas!

hope you like it, sorry for the crappy story im bad at story telling

p.s purple hyacinths are a symbol of forgiveness since i really didnt emphasized that part lol sorry ~_~

[noolysfriends]